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#1 Jan 23 2010 at 12:11 PM Rating: Good
Burger King Sorry, "Whopper Bar".

Because exactly what Miami needs is more people deciding they need a beer and then remembering that this looked good.
#2 Jan 23 2010 at 3:25 PM Rating: Good
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They should just open a Houlihans or something.
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#3 Jan 23 2010 at 3:52 PM Rating: Good
I actually had to look at that for a moment.

Closest one is about a two-hour drive (and, for some reason, there are three in Orlando).

This would therefore be sign #7281.
#4 Jan 23 2010 at 4:35 PM Rating: Good
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If i want a hamburger and flies with my beer, I would go somewhere that serves good micro brewed and/or imported beer. Somehow the idea of eating a whopper, sans mayonnaise and with extra pickles with a beer isn't my idea of a decent meal. Burger king is where I go when i need something fast and cheep for lunch.
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#5 Jan 23 2010 at 4:40 PM Rating: Good
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If i want a hamburger and flies with my beer, I would go somewhere that serves good micro brewed and/or imported beer.
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#6 Jan 23 2010 at 4:55 PM Rating: Good
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Now I want to go to Or, just for the DRUNKEN BUFFALO PRAWNS and a ROASTED GARLIC BURGER. Only I can't decide which of the many beers on tap to have with my meal. Guess I'll just have to have a few with each course.

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A Shooter filled with Eberhard’s Vanilla Bean Ice Cream and either a Rich Chocolate Sauce or our own Mirror Pond Caramel Sauce. Topped with Whipped Cream and our House-Candied Munich Malts. $3


Is enough to make me blow my diet and suffer from my intolerance to dairy.
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#7 Jan 23 2010 at 4:58 PM Rating: Good
Sign #1: It's in America.

What Red said.
#8 Jan 23 2010 at 6:25 PM Rating: Good
Kavekk the Ludicrous wrote:
Sign #1: It's in America fire-ant country.
Most of Europe is a hole due to it having had a much longer time to achieve the status of being a hole.

This is the advantage of living in a younger country. Australia, for example, still has large regions that are at least two hundred years removed from even being sort of a hole.
#9 Jan 23 2010 at 6:30 PM Rating: Decent
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On the subject of burgers I had something called an Istanbul burger for lunch yesterday. It's a ten ounce patty, grilled to order, topped with feta cheese, mixed greens, and tomato, served on a rosemary chibata roll. It was tasty.
#10 Jan 24 2010 at 9:52 AM Rating: Good
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Is it really that fucking hard to get a burger and fries?
#11 Jan 25 2010 at 6:53 AM Rating: Good
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Kavekk the Ludicrous wrote:
Sign #1: It's in America.

What Red said.
It's in Orlando, one of the top destinations points world wide (Disney). This isn't an American thing only.
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#12 Jan 25 2010 at 7:57 PM Rating: Decent
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Uglysasquatch, Mercenary Major wrote:
Kavekk the Ludicrous wrote:
Sign #1: It's in America.

What Red said.
It's in Orlando, one of the top destinations points world wide (Disney). This isn't an American thing only.


And frankly, most of the rest of the world has been serving beer at their burger joints for decades. It's only in the US where fast food places are pretty universally alcohol-free. I'd imagine that the major driving force for this is precisely because tourists show up, decide to have lunch at an "American" fast food joint, only to be surprised that you can't order a beer to go with it.
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#13 Jan 26 2010 at 8:25 AM Rating: Good
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gbaji wrote:
It's only in the US where fast food places are pretty universally alcohol-free.
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