I'm absolutely cracking up over these. Particularly Gaston from Beauty and the Beast.
NSFW.
Edited, Jan 7th 2010 1:16pm by Ambrya
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The fish fetish tattoo is the best.
I get the feeling Gaston isn't quite finished; he's lacking a certain polish that the others have.
I get the feeling Gaston isn't quite finished; he's lacking a certain polish that the others have.
catwho wrote:
The fish fetish tattoo is the best.
I get the feeling Gaston isn't quite finished; he's lacking a certain polish that the others have.
I get the feeling Gaston isn't quite finished; he's lacking a certain polish that the others have.
Yeah, that one is way more of a caricature than the others. But to transform it to true, laughing-so-hard-you-cry lulz, we have this near the bottom of the first page of comments:
Quote:
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ONNNNNNNEEE
***** LIKE GASTON
NO ONE SUCKS LIKE GASTON
NO ONE ROUGHLY HUMPS IT AND BUMPS IT LIKE GASTON
***** LIKE GASTON
NO ONE SUCKS LIKE GASTON
NO ONE ROUGHLY HUMPS IT AND BUMPS IT LIKE GASTON
I'm going to have that song in my head, with those lyrics, until I die.
The link is probably NWS for most.
Alma wrote:
I lost my post
Turin wrote:
Seriously, what the f*ck nature?
Elinda wrote:
The link is probably NWS for most.
You're right, sorry. Got distracted and forgot to add that part.
Ha, Kuzco is awesome.
What the ****, does Dr. Sweet have elephantiasis of the **** or something?
Ok, that was suitably creepy.
What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
Ambrya wrote:
Quote:
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ONNNNNNNEEE
@#%^S LIKE GASTON
NO ONE SUCKS LIKE GASTON
NO ONE ROUGHLY HUMPS IT AND BUMPS IT LIKE GASTON
@#%^S LIKE GASTON
NO ONE SUCKS LIKE GASTON
NO ONE ROUGHLY HUMPS IT AND BUMPS IT LIKE GASTON
George Carlin wrote:
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
Great find!
In before Nix sees Gaston.
Suitably creepy? For fan art, that was reverently tame. It's not fan canon until the hero is doing it with his/her same-sex nemesis.
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My wife will love this.
publiusvarus wrote:
we all know liberals are well adjusted american citizens who only want what's best for society. While conservatives are evil money grubbing scum who only want to sh*t on the little man and rob the world of its resources.
Since Nix hasn't done it yet, I'll step in and give this thread an approval.
... I don't know whether to love or hate the internet for this one.
Sweetums wrote:
What the @#%^, does Dr. Sweet have elephantiasis of the **** or something?
^
lolgaxe wrote:
Ambrya wrote:
Quote:
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ONNNNNNNEEE
@#%^S LIKE GASTON
NO ONE SUCKS LIKE GASTON
NO ONE ROUGHLY HUMPS IT AND BUMPS IT LIKE GASTON
@#%^S LIKE GASTON
NO ONE SUCKS LIKE GASTON
NO ONE ROUGHLY HUMPS IT AND BUMPS IT LIKE GASTON
![[img=Oh wait, I don't have premium]](HTTP://img.photobucket.com/albums/v48/sfeild/BelleGastonSwitch.jpg){kind=link}
I could very well be Milo Thatch from Atlantis (a comment my wife agreed with, which also came up when we watched the movie).
publiusvarus wrote:
we all know liberals are well adjusted american citizens who only want what's best for society. While conservatives are evil money grubbing scum who only want to sh*t on the little man and rob the world of its resources.
I had seen those before and think they're well done and very sexy. There's quite a few I wouldn't hurt too much.
I was very disappointed when Gaston didn't turn out to be the French chef lobster from Little Mermaid. 
Aripyanfar wrote:
I was very disappointed when Gaston didn't turn out to be the French chef lobster from Little Mermaid.
Oh! A drawing of this nature featuring Sebastian would have ROCKED!
Read the title and totally thought it was Chip and Dale parodying the Disney princes at first!
Turin wrote:
Seriously, what the f*ck nature?
Peter Pan still looks under age. Waay too under age.
After scrolling through and enjoying the artwork I had a thought that Disney could really cash in on this stuff. Get a cartoonist to draw a little more like this for the males, and you would have droves of moms not just bringing their kids to see the movie, but running and throwing even more cash to watch again and again. Lord knows that while it's creepy in a way, I'd sit up and pay more attention if I had some eye candy to watch while the kids devoured Little Mermaid or Treasure Island.
Ok I feel dirty now
After scrolling through and enjoying the artwork I had a thought that Disney could really cash in on this stuff. Get a cartoonist to draw a little more like this for the males, and you would have droves of moms not just bringing their kids to see the movie, but running and throwing even more cash to watch again and again. Lord knows that while it's creepy in a way, I'd sit up and pay more attention if I had some eye candy to watch while the kids devoured Little Mermaid or Treasure Island.
Ok I feel dirty now
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