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#77 Jan 08 2010 at 10:36 AM Rating: Good
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Yeah. You can later teach a parrot to say new words.

It's not the words that are said that impress me, it's distinctly the impressive metatech defensive complex.
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#78 Jan 08 2010 at 10:39 AM Rating: Excellent
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Timelordwho wrote:
Yeah. You can later teach a parrot to say new words.

It's not the words that are said that impress me, it's distinctly the impressive metatech defensive complex.


Yeah. You'd have to really break someone down to instill that kind of defense mechanism.

If it were real, at least.

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#79REDACTED, Posted: Jan 08 2010 at 10:57 AM, Rating: Sub-Default, (Expand Post) Timey,
#80 Jan 08 2010 at 11:07 AM Rating: Good
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publiusvarus wrote:
kujata,

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Wrong again, bucko:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JsvZhQ8TT_A


Are you really comparing someone who called 911 to report a bad burger to someone who vandalized an entire store?

Do all liberals feel they have to make idiotic comparisons?





Hey, you're the one who said "Educated people, outside of black professors, tend to not go insane over a hamburger." "Go insane over a hamburger" can be equally applied to calling 911 over a bad order and vandalism. Both are insane reactions; the fact that one will be prosecuted for vandalism and one will probably not be prosecuted for tying up the police force with frivilous calls (a BIG no-no where I am from, and yes, it can carry jail time) be damned, as that lady SHOULD be prosecuted. If, say, my father had a heart attack and I couldnt get through to a 911 operator because she was going on and on about a bad burger order, *I* would be going to jail because I would have to beat her about the head with a hammer.

You used the phrase "go insane over a hamburger" with no qualifications; unless, of course, you think calling 911 over a bad burger order is NOT insane.

Then again, that WOULD explain alot about your ***-backwards logic and reasoning.
#81 Jan 08 2010 at 11:08 AM Rating: Good
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publiusvarus wrote:
Timey,

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Yeah. You can later teach a parrot to say new words.


You can even teach monkeys to talk. Something you liberals know all about.





The truly pitiful part of this whole exercise is that I'm quite certain that in the privacy of Virus's own mind, he's convinced himself that these little remarks are witty and original.
#82 Jan 08 2010 at 11:09 AM Rating: Good
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#83 Jan 08 2010 at 11:12 AM Rating: Good
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Ambrya wrote:
publiusvarus wrote:
Timey,

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Yeah. You can later teach a parrot to say new words.


You can even teach monkeys to talk. Something you liberals know all about.





The truly pitiful part of this whole exercise is that I'm quite certain that in the privacy of Virus's own mind, he's convinced himself that these little remarks are witty and original.


Usually, with wit comes comedy, which makes me think of something I thought long ago: there are *no* funny conservatives here in the US. The closest thing they have is Ben Stein and the guy who played Cliff Claven in Cheers, and both of them are about as funny as herpes.
#84REDACTED, Posted: Jan 08 2010 at 11:16 AM, Rating: Sub-Default, (Expand Post) Ambrya,
#85 Jan 08 2010 at 11:22 AM Rating: Good
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Samira wrote:
Timelordwho wrote:
Yeah. You can later teach a parrot to say new words.

It's not the words that are said that impress me, it's distinctly the impressive metatech defensive complex.


Yeah. You'd have to really break someone down to instill that kind of defense mechanism.

If it were real, at least.


Yesterday, I heard someone applauding the fact that they were beaten up by airport security guards as a kid without justifiable cause. It was pretty surreal. Some people really just hunger for you to rule them like a king.
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#86 Jan 08 2010 at 11:23 AM Rating: Good
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publiusvarus wrote:
Ambrya,

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The truly pitiful part of this whole exercise is that I'm quite certain that in the privacy of Virus's own mind, he's convinced himself that these little remarks are witty and original.


about as witty as;

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Yeah. You can later teach a parrot to say new words.


or

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I'm really impressed by whoever ingrained value systems in Varus, They are truly masters of their art.


Actually my comparison was more accurate, if you believe in the theory of evolution.



Thanks for consistently missing the point!
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#87 Jan 08 2010 at 12:38 PM Rating: Decent
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publiusvarus wrote:
Actually my comparison was more accurate, if you believe in the theory of evolution.

Evolution sometimes goes the wrong way.
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we all know liberals are well adjusted american citizens who only want what's best for society. While conservatives are evil money grubbing scum who only want to sh*t on the little man and rob the world of its resources.
#88REDACTED, Posted: Jan 08 2010 at 12:40 PM, Rating: Sub-Default, (Expand Post) Debo,
#89 Jan 08 2010 at 1:14 PM Rating: Excellent
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#90 Jan 08 2010 at 1:47 PM Rating: Decent
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On the other hand, you will note that not once has anyone ever been told not to karma camp varrus. In fact, here's admin approval to rate the sh*t out of specifically him if you want. Just for the extra agravation he causes.


Every individual post he makes deserves to be rated down, so you can't really call it karma camping since it's not being done regardless of content. Smiley: tongue

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zomgracist!!!!!!!!


So well placed, I lulz'd. Instantly rated you up, and then was sad because I remembered it doesn't mean anything. :(

Edited, Jan 8th 2010 3:01pm by Deadgye
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#91 Jan 08 2010 at 3:38 PM Rating: Good
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I rated Joph up once.


Once.
#92 Jan 08 2010 at 5:03 PM Rating: Decent
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publiusvarus wrote:
Debo,

And sometimes it doesn't happen at all;

http://sheikyermami.com/wp-content/uploads/obama-monkey.jpg
Clumsy shop.
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#93 Jan 08 2010 at 9:03 PM Rating: Decent
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bsphil wrote:
publiusvarus wrote:
Debo,

And sometimes it doesn't happen at all;

http://sheikyermami.com/wp-content/uploads/obama-monkey.jpg
Clumsy shop.

Seriously, I can do better than that on my laptop.
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we all know liberals are well adjusted american citizens who only want what's best for society. While conservatives are evil money grubbing scum who only want to sh*t on the little man and rob the world of its resources.
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