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Change your last name to S-Corp and apparently the government can do no wrong in giving you all the money you desire.
Allegory wrote:
Change your last name to S-Corp and apparently the government can do no wrong in giving you all the money you desire.
Um... cross thread shenanigans?
Skorpa is delicious! I need to make more!
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Nadenu wrote:
Um... cross thread shenanigans?
Wrong thread shenanigans, apologies.
I'm currently in Lillesand, Norway, doing Xmas with my girlfriend's family. It's all snowy and beautiful. In a few days, we're heading to the North of Norway, inside the Arctic Circle to a town called Harstad. We're hopefully gonna see the Northern Lights, do some Husky sleighing, and keep warm by drinking lots of reindeer moonshine.
Dread Lörd Kaolian wrote:
Ambrya wrote:
Dread Lörd Kaolian wrote:
I have much rapping to attend to.
You celebrate the holidays with street music?
There was a W there at one point. I think the liberals scared it off though.
As long as they scared the W and not one of the Ps.
*gulp*
What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
Finish Christmas shopping today, spend Christmas with the lady, have Christmas dinners both tomorrow and saturday nights, work Saturday 8-4.
10k before the site's inevitable death or bust
The World Is Not A Cold Dead Place.
The World Is Not A Cold Dead Place.
Alan Watts wrote:
I am omnipotent insofar as I am the Universe, but I am not an omnipotent in the role of Alan Watts, only cunning
Eske wrote:
I've always read Driftwood as the straight man in varus' double act. It helps if you read all of his posts in the voice of Droopy Dog.
Nadenu wrote:
Lady DSD wrote:
Dread Lörd Kaolian wrote:
I have a prime rib that is longer than my upper leg in my fridge. I shall be cooking that on the 25th itself with all the fixins'
Tomorrow we do our traditional light christmas eve dinner and open the traditional 1 present each. The rest will be opened the next morning. after which, everyone heads to my place to eat aforementioned chunk of cow. should be fun!
I have much rapping to attend to.
Tomorrow we do our traditional light christmas eve dinner and open the traditional 1 present each. The rest will be opened the next morning. after which, everyone heads to my place to eat aforementioned chunk of cow. should be fun!
I have much rapping to attend to.
Do you always have a different type of gift on Christmas Eve or is it tend to follow a theme?
We do PJs Christmas Eve. I was told that ,y PJs this year are my *big* gift (ooh la la). I cant wait for the kids to open theirs up! Pirate PJs for Ashe, glow in the dark skulls and cross bone sleeper for Xavier and a polar Bear PJ set for Soren RAWR!
Step away from the wine.
lightweight.
Ha! I asked that before I got sloshed last night!
Debalic wrote:
Lady DSD wrote:
Debalic wrote:
Hugging Thom.
You only hug Thom on the holidays?
Yes.
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Every day I celebrate the fact that somehow I managed to (help) make an absolutely perfectly adorable little person. I celebrate this with hugs and kisses. And chest bumps!
That's really sappy. Go give the boy more hugs, would ya?
RedPhoenixxx wrote:
keep warm by drinking lots of reindeer moonshine.
That's, er... not moonshine.
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
Weather has kicked our plans in the ***.
WAS going to go home for Christmas, see my son, hang with some family, pack some more of my stuff to bring back to Norman. Kailey was going to be with me until Sat and we were going to have "Christmas morning" with MrDF2B and his kids then before I dropped her at her dads.
NOW, MrDF2B's ex wife is stranded in Texas, one of their kids here, two more coming back later and I have Kai. So we are now scrambling trying to have a real Christmas for the kids. How we pull this off, will definitely be God's will! We have near Blizzard conditions here, my stang is NOT going anywhere! We have no food, and only a couple presents and MrDF2B works until 8p tonight and the same tomorrow night! Since it is so cold, I am going to have him pick up some food at Walmart or something on his lunch hour and he can just leave it in the car, it will be fine! ROFL
I may have to learn how to make Christmas dinner on the fly!
ok, you can stop laughing now.......
WAS going to go home for Christmas, see my son, hang with some family, pack some more of my stuff to bring back to Norman. Kailey was going to be with me until Sat and we were going to have "Christmas morning" with MrDF2B and his kids then before I dropped her at her dads.
NOW, MrDF2B's ex wife is stranded in Texas, one of their kids here, two more coming back later and I have Kai. So we are now scrambling trying to have a real Christmas for the kids. How we pull this off, will definitely be God's will! We have near Blizzard conditions here, my stang is NOT going anywhere! We have no food, and only a couple presents and MrDF2B works until 8p tonight and the same tomorrow night! Since it is so cold, I am going to have him pick up some food at Walmart or something on his lunch hour and he can just leave it in the car, it will be fine! ROFL
I may have to learn how to make Christmas dinner on the fly!
ok, you can stop laughing now.......
If its not too freezing rain we will go to my brothers for a family brunch, and then To elne clares daughters house for dinner with her girls.
NOW, MrDF2B's ex wife is stranded in Texas, one of their kids here, two more coming back later and I have Kai. So we are now scrambling trying to have a real Christmas for the kids
Surely you could just hitch the trailer up and take them to a drive in screening of Larry the Cable Guy : Health Inspector?
I mean, I know it's Oklahoma, but COME ON. I've been spending my time defending my inclination to buy Hannah everything she wants against Nexa's protestations that she's "spoiled".
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To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
Smasharoo wrote:
NOW, MrDF2B's ex wife is stranded in Texas, one of their kids here, two more coming back later and I have Kai. So we are now scrambling trying to have a real Christmas for the kids
Surely you could just hitch the trailer up and take them to a drive in screening of Larry the Cable Guy : Health Inspector?
I mean, I know it's Oklahoma, but COME ON. I've been spending my time defending my inclination to buy Hannah everything she wants against Nexa's protestations that she's "spoiled".
WTF, you couldn't pay me to live in a trailer and I wouldn't be caught dead watching Larry the Cable Guy. Smash, fuck off.
My brother and his family are here. Too many people and it's making me depressed.
Though I just found out that they're not going to be around at all tomorrow. Yay!
Though I just found out that they're not going to be around at all tomorrow. Yay!
publiusvarus wrote:
we all know liberals are well adjusted american citizens who only want what's best for society. While conservatives are evil money grubbing scum who only want to sh*t on the little man and rob the world of its resources.
Smallish family dinner tonight and then a caravan to go see the lights in a few neighborhoods. Thank God it's going to be no more than 15 people tonight.
Christmas Day, the bigger family shindig. Bodycount is close to 80 and getting bigger. Everyone is still cooking their own meals at their own homes and then we will congregate at one house for the big get together and then we split off to gather and meet up again at other homes for gatherings of around a more manageable ~20.
/hijack
With Christmas almost over (I was at Target this morning and the workers were already taking down the Christmas decorations, what are the New Year's Resolutions?
Mine's simple: Simply, declutter, purge and streamline life on all levels in 2010.
Christmas Day, the bigger family shindig. Bodycount is close to 80 and getting bigger. Everyone is still cooking their own meals at their own homes and then we will congregate at one house for the big get together and then we split off to gather and meet up again at other homes for gatherings of around a more manageable ~20.
/hijack
With Christmas almost over (I was at Target this morning and the workers were already taking down the Christmas decorations, what are the New Year's Resolutions?
Mine's simple: Simply, declutter, purge and streamline life on all levels in 2010.
I resolved long ago to not make any new years resolutions. It's the only one I've been able to keep for any length of time 
I usually don't, but decluttering sounds good. I've somehow accumulated more stuff even with my "don't bring things in unless you take things out" policy.
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
I'm gonna go wrap my husbands cuddly soft bathrobe and get drunk.
Happy Holidays Asylum. GFY.
Happy Holidays Asylum. GFY.
Alma wrote:
I lost my post
Thumbelyna wrote:
With Christmas almost over (I was at Target this morning and the workers were already taking down the Christmas decorations, what are the New Year's Resolutions?
Mine's simple: Simply, declutter, purge and streamline life on all levels in 2010.
You could try harder to clone yourself so you can send one of you to OK in June!
Samira wrote:
RedPhoenixxx wrote:
keep warm by drinking lots of reindeer moonshine.
That's, er... not moonshine.
But it is warm.
Whole lotta nothing + Chinese food, followed by opening gifts at Grandma's, then a whole lotta nothing + some other form of takeout. I also rented 5 movies.
Atomicflea wrote:
Whole lotta nothing + Chinese food, followed by opening gifts at Grandma's, then a whole lotta nothing + some other form of takeout. I also rented 5 movies.
And, apparently, a quota of internet time.
Yay!
publiusvarus wrote:
we all know liberals are well adjusted american citizens who only want what's best for society. While conservatives are evil money grubbing scum who only want to sh*t on the little man and rob the world of its resources.
I'll note that I'm out of eggnog but not bourbon. Luckily my sister and brother-in-law are awesome and were able to supply me with plenty of rum&cokes while I was there.
Plus we played Band Hero which was awesome.
Edited, Dec 26th 2009 2:43am by bsphil
Plus we played Band Hero which was awesome.
Edited, Dec 26th 2009 2:43am by bsphil
His Excellency Aethien wrote:
Almalieque wrote:
If no one debated with me, then I wouldn't post here anymore.
gbaji wrote:
I'm not getting my news from anywhere Joph.
Lady DSD wrote:
I resolved long ago to not make any new years resolutions. It's the only one I've been able to keep for any length of time
My resolution is to quit smoking.
Again.
/sigh
Jophiel wrote:
I managed to be both retarded and entertaining.
Demea wrote:
Lady DSD wrote:
I resolved long ago to not make any new years resolutions. It's the only one I've been able to keep for any length of time
My resolution is to quit smoking.
Again.
/sigh
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