Reasons why I'm happier that Varus:
My State flag has a pelican shooting blood out of it's chest into the mouths of it's babies...sh*t's bananas.
The ladies are easy on the eyes.
Our quarter back is better than the Titan's.
nomnomnomnomnomnomnom...
It's hard to go thirsty.
Your girlfriend/wife/sister/mom came down here once...and she probably sucked someones d*ck.
Your
girlfriend/wife/sister/momboyfriend/husband/brother/dad came down here once...and
shehe probably sucked someones d*ck.
We can keep our sense of humor going through most hardships.
Music is often free.(but the quality usually goes up if you have to pay to listen <.<)
As an amature embassador to allakhazam from the delightfuly lazy, overweight, corrupt, happy go lucky, drunk and overwhelmingly charming state of Louisiana, I would like to formally thank you all for letting us suckle at the teet of America for the last ~25 years. We've had some rough times and we appreciate the help, especially in the last 4 years. We're trying to pay it back on a work release program:
Fuel refineries
Petrochemical production
Sugar production
Seafood fisheries
Housing the countries 2nd largest emergency oil reserve
and our large Port
It's a hell of a place to live and we welcome visitors with open arms and occasional gun fire. But mostly open arms!
Also, Varus.
You're welcome for helping to win WW2
You can mail the Thank You note to:
945 Magazine Street
New Orleans, LA 70130
Hugs and kisses you gigantic douche bag
~Busa