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#27 Dec 18 2009 at 4:57 PM Rating: Good
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Debalic wrote:
Tennesseeans are only happy because of their relative low standards for things like, say, civilization and intelligence. And teeth.

No wonder you're so miserable, Nadenu.


Actually, where I live it's not so bad. Oak Ridge imports people from all over the world to build nukes to kill other people and create chemical weapons and stuff (I mean research ways to make life better). So we have a pretty diverse group here and it's a nice little town.

But yeah, there's lots of scary stuff outside of here.
#28 Dec 18 2009 at 5:00 PM Rating: Decent
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Of course they're happy. TN is a big ole welfare state living off the work of the actual working states. If I could coast off everyone else's work, I'd be happier too!


You do coast off the work of everyone else; what are you talking about?
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Generally, for every $1 in federal taxes Tennessee pays, it receives back $1.27 from the federal government. (At least from 1980-2005.)
And hey, Illinois is consistently one of the lowest ranked states for taking in tax dollars from the federal government relative to the amount they pay in.
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#29 Dec 18 2009 at 5:32 PM Rating: Good
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p value of .067


You can't reject the null hypothesis at those levels, are you a madman?

And thus, that I take exception; proves the rule.


Edited, Dec 18th 2009 3:59pm by Timelordwho

theoretically you can, but you'd have to report the alpha value along with your findings. (probably an alpha = .1, but that would be silly)
#30 Dec 18 2009 at 5:41 PM Rating: Good
Georgia is neutral. Some years it's a few pennies more, some years it's a few pennies less. Texas is also fairly neutral. If these states secede, they won't notice an absence of cash flow compared to the way it is now.

SC, at $1/$1.35, might want to reconsider the whole secession thing, however.
#31 Dec 18 2009 at 6:24 PM Rating: Good
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catwho wrote:

# Tennessee is worst in nation in funding anti-smoking programs for kids
Country bud is just that good
lolno

Also, if Texas secedes, **** you, other southern states.

Edited, Dec 18th 2009 6:34pm by Sweetums
#32 Dec 19 2009 at 2:08 PM Rating: Good
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Reasons why I'm happier that Varus:

My State flag has a pelican shooting blood out of it's chest into the mouths of it's babies...sh*t's bananas.
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The ladies are easy on the eyes.
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Our quarter back is better than the Titan's.
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nomnomnomnomnomnomnom...
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It's hard to go thirsty.
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Your girlfriend/wife/sister/mom came down here once...and she probably sucked someones d*ck.
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Your girlfriend/wife/sister/momboyfriend/husband/brother/dad came down here once...and shehe probably sucked someones d*ck.
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We can keep our sense of humor going through most hardships.
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Music is often free.(but the quality usually goes up if you have to pay to listen <.<)
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As an amature embassador to allakhazam from the delightfuly lazy, overweight, corrupt, happy go lucky, drunk and overwhelmingly charming state of Louisiana, I would like to formally thank you all for letting us suckle at the teet of America for the last ~25 years. We've had some rough times and we appreciate the help, especially in the last 4 years. We're trying to pay it back on a work release program:

Fuel refineries
Petrochemical production
Sugar production
Seafood fisheries
Housing the countries 2nd largest emergency oil reserve
and our large Port

It's a hell of a place to live and we welcome visitors with open arms and occasional gun fire. But mostly open arms!

Also, Varus.

You're welcome for helping to win WW2
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You can mail the Thank You note to:
945 Magazine Street
New Orleans, LA 70130


Hugs and kisses you gigantic douche bag
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#33 Dec 19 2009 at 2:48 PM Rating: Excellent
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Maine was tenth because it is the way life should be. New York is near last because of Weltschmerz. As far as the rest of the urban Northeastern States, the pressure comes from having to financially support such states like Tennessee who can't financially stand up on their own.
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#34 Dec 19 2009 at 4:00 PM Rating: Decent
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Annabella of Future Fabulous! wrote:
Maine was tenth because it is the way life should be. New York is near last because of Weltschmerz.

Well, we're realists. We don't subscribe to sugar-coated fairytales of streets paved with gold; we've accepted the fact that the rest of the country is full of morons.
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#35 Dec 19 2009 at 7:12 PM Rating: Good
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Yeah I was real rigorous, I didn't even adjust the values upward after deleting the entry for D.C.


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#36 Dec 20 2009 at 1:33 AM Rating: Good
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Apparently my state is number 24 in happiness, but number 1 in getting federal tax money. Smiley: laugh

We're number 1! We're number 1! USA! USA!
#37 Dec 20 2009 at 5:10 PM Rating: Good
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My state isn't on the list =(
#38 Dec 20 2009 at 6:26 PM Rating: Excellent
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Debalic wrote:
Annabella of Future Fabulous! wrote:
Maine was tenth because it is the way life should be. New York is near last because of Weltschmerz.
Well, we're realists. We don't subscribe to sugar-coated fairytales of streets paved with gold; we've accepted the fact that the rest of the country is full of morons.
Being miserable and treating other people like dirt is every New Yorker's God-given right.
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#39 Dec 20 2009 at 6:34 PM Rating: Good
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Michigan is almost last...

I blame Canada. For our Governor and her letting them use us as a Landfill. And Chicago for the pollution.

Edited, Dec 20th 2009 7:40pm by TirithRR
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#40REDACTED, Posted: Dec 21 2009 at 11:49 AM, Rating: Sub-Default, (Expand Post) Nadenu,
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#42 Dec 21 2009 at 12:17 PM Rating: Good
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#43 Dec 21 2009 at 1:59 PM Rating: Good
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I hate Knoxville. Luckily I rarely have to go there. Nashville is great, though.
#44REDACTED, Posted: Dec 21 2009 at 2:06 PM, Rating: Sub-Default, (Expand Post) Nadenu,
#45 Dec 21 2009 at 2:11 PM Rating: Good
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Yep, right as usual varrus. ur so smrt!
#46 Dec 21 2009 at 2:28 PM Rating: Good
Nadenu wrote:
Debalic wrote:
Tennesseeans are only happy because of their relative low standards for things like, say, civilization and intelligence. And teeth.

No wonder you're so miserable, Nadenu.


Actually, where I live it's not so bad. Oak Ridge imports people from all over the world to build nukes to kill other people and create chemical weapons and stuff (I mean research ways to make life better). So we have a pretty diverse group here and it's a nice little town.

But yeah, there's lots of scary stuff outside of here.


I am pretty happy over here in Murfreesboro atm. It's a growing city, but it still has that small town feel when it comes to the populace. There are still doctors here that will accept a pie instead of money at times for treatment, and I get to know those that work at the places I go to, chatting up about families and stuff.

I like it all...except for the cold. And those scoundrels countrymen up in the legislature in Nashville.

I've been to Oak Ridge, I really like it. Though, I prefer Bell Buckle to it.
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#47 Dec 21 2009 at 2:30 PM Rating: Good
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I hate Knoxville. Luckily I rarely have to go there. Nashville is great, though.


I haven't been to Knoxville in a few years, either. The town was a pretty dirty place, when I last visited. I did go to Memphis not too long ago, that was a pretty fun place. Just wish the NBA team there didn't suck. I love Nashville...though parking is a pain in the ***.
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#48REDACTED, Posted: Dec 21 2009 at 2:36 PM, Rating: Sub-Default, (Expand Post) Nightsin,
#49 Dec 21 2009 at 2:59 PM Rating: Good
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Nights,

Are you really comparing the cleanliness of Memphrica to Knoxville?


If I was going to compare the two, I would have said "Memphis is much cleaner than Knoxville". But I didn't, so no.

So no.
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#50 Dec 21 2009 at 3:10 PM Rating: Decent
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Busaman... So not only did you steal our tax dollars, you got your quarterback and probably your hot chicks from my state as well. You thieves! ;)
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#51 Dec 21 2009 at 3:31 PM Rating: Good
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Never been to Knoxville, but from living outside Memphis, I can say it's the 2nd cleanest city I've been too in the US. Cleveland wins that contest from a one day visit when we had one day to kill while my dad pick up a van for the State of Maryland Dept of Aviation where he worked. We went downtown to the shopping district and it look like no one lived there it was so clean outside of May Co. D.C comes in 3th only due to the fact that large parts of it is made all shiny for Congress and tourists.

If I had my choice of any where to live in the US, it would be Columbia, Md.

Not quite a city, looks like an interior designer went a muck with it's color coordinated sheet lights and signs.and near enough to Wash D.C, that the utilities all figure any customer they have may have influence in the hall of government. I found that farther I live from DC the less friendly the phone and electric companies were to their customers. Well except for Millington Tenn., were the phone company was a very small, one town Company and it cost me less then $40 to have my phone turn on.

Only downside was the streets were lay out so it could take you 10 minutes to drive to a friend's who lived a stone throw from your back yard. It's has some of the best schools in the State now and Rouse tried to make sure it was mixed racially and had some low income housing from the start. It also was had one of the first HMO's, before they became a dirty word for consumers of health care. Back in the early 70's it was actually a good way to save money for medical care. Then they actually did pay decent amount and didn't limit how much time a doctor had to see patients. (Plus when I needed the pill at 16, I didn't have to worry about my parents knowing and $2 every few months was easy to afford on by babysitting salary. Md teens even then could see a doctor about unplanned pregnancies without parents notification. Thank you Mom, for lobbying through out the state for that.)

Most places back in the 80's wanted over $75 dollars for a deposit and then another $75 to $100 to have it turn on. On a enlisted E4 salary, that meant we would sometimes go without a phone for months.
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