It's been a while since one of these has existed in this particular realm of the spacetime continuum, so I figure we're about due!
Also, unrelated reminder, you have to have posted recently in the Asylum to be included in the dreaded psychic ranger prediction thread, also of doom, at the end of the year. May as well post here, no?
Question 1 of doom:
Of all the people here in the forum, who would you least want to be the genie in the lamp you found, who will be granting you 3 wishes, and why?
Question 2 of desteny!:
Do you like popsicles?
Question 3 of <Censored>. Complete the following statement:
Why yes officer, I did know that the trunk was on fire, but it's ok because _______________________.
Question 3.141952654:
In a fight to the death, armed with machetes and flame throwers, who would win? A smurf, or a Bandicoot?
Question 12 for great justice!:
If you could change one thing about the Asylum, what would it be?
Final question of 2008:
How now, brown cow?
Answer! or the karma arrows get it!
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My answer, in every case, is bacon.
1) Driftwood, He's the real life version of the Born Loser and would mess up each wish.
2) Who doesn't?
3)Why yes officer, I did know that the trunk was on fire, but it's ok because it was just your mother-in-law inside.
3.141952654)Smurf. Where there's 1, there's 101.
12)No anime, including avatars. Failkure to comply leads to instant bannination.
2008) In a while crocodile.
Edited, Dec 12th 2009 5:34pm by Uglysasquatch
2) Who doesn't?
3)Why yes officer, I did know that the trunk was on fire, but it's ok because it was just your mother-in-law inside.
3.141952654)Smurf. Where there's 1, there's 101.
12)No anime, including avatars. Failkure to comply leads to instant bannination.
2008) In a while crocodile.
Edited, Dec 12th 2009 5:34pm by Uglysasquatch
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1) Pensive, because I would have to formulate my answers in an extremely precise and erudite manner.
2) Yes.
3) Why yes officer, I did know that the trunk was on fire, but it's ok because I was going to go through the carwash.
3.141952654) A smurf.
12) varius. nuff said.
2008) The vorpal blade went snicker-snack.
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Question 1 of doom:
Of all the people here in the forum, who would you least want to be the genie in the lamp you found, who will be granting you 3 wishes, and why?
Of all the people here in the forum, who would you least want to be the genie in the lamp you found, who will be granting you 3 wishes, and why?
Clearly Varus. He would tell me that wishes are a way for the poor/ethnic/lazy/liberal to take over the world.
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Question 2 of desteny!:
Do you like popsicles?
Do you like popsicles?
Everything phallic is OK in my book
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Question 3 of <Censored>. Complete the following statement:
Why yes officer, I did know that the trunk was on fire, but it's ok because Everything in and about this car is flaming.
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Question 3.141952654:
This question is moot as your value of pi is incorrect.
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Question 12 for great justice!:
less varrus and thiefx and gbaji. I wouldn't want them gone entirely, though.
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Final question of 2008:
Take 4 and call me in the morning
Question 1 of doom:
Of all the people here in the forum, who would you least want to be the genie in the lamp you found, who will be granting you 3 wishes, and why?
Mr Winky. Every wish granted would be a curse.
Question 2 of desteny!:
Do you like popsicles?
I will again in about five months.
Question 3 of <Censored>. Complete the following statement:
Why yes officer, I did know that the trunk was on fire, but it's ok because _______________________.
It's okay because it's not my car!
Question 3.141952654:
In a fight to the death, armed with machetes and flame throwers, who would win? A smurf, or a Bandicoot?
The bandicoot. Never bet against a striped animal.
Question 12 for great justice!:
If you could change one thing about the Asylum, what would it be?
More inmates.
Final question of 2008:
How now, brown cow?
Left at the next light, straight ahead until you get to a fork in the road, and take it.
Of all the people here in the forum, who would you least want to be the genie in the lamp you found, who will be granting you 3 wishes, and why?
Mr Winky. Every wish granted would be a curse.
Question 2 of desteny!:
Do you like popsicles?
I will again in about five months.
Question 3 of <Censored>. Complete the following statement:
Why yes officer, I did know that the trunk was on fire, but it's ok because _______________________.
It's okay because it's not my car!
Question 3.141952654:
In a fight to the death, armed with machetes and flame throwers, who would win? A smurf, or a Bandicoot?
The bandicoot. Never bet against a striped animal.
Question 12 for great justice!:
If you could change one thing about the Asylum, what would it be?
More inmates.
Final question of 2008:
How now, brown cow?
Left at the next light, straight ahead until you get to a fork in the road, and take it.
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
1. Ari; because I'd be too busy staring to actually get around to making any wishes.
2. If CreamsiclesTM count, yes.
3. Why yes officer, I did know that the trunk was on fire, but it's ok because elephants have their own built-in fire extinguisher.
3.141952654. Bandicoots have more HP, IIRC. Bandicoots.
12. Auto-delete any gbaji post that fails to contain any relevant cites or links.
Final. Behind the door, her daddy kept a shotgun...
2. If CreamsiclesTM count, yes.
3. Why yes officer, I did know that the trunk was on fire, but it's ok because elephants have their own built-in fire extinguisher.
3.141952654. Bandicoots have more HP, IIRC. Bandicoots.
12. Auto-delete any gbaji post that fails to contain any relevant cites or links.
Final. Behind the door, her daddy kept a shotgun...
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Question 1 of doom:
Of all the people here in the forum, who would you least want to be the genie in the lamp you found, who will be granting you 3 wishes, and why?
Of all the people here in the forum, who would you least want to be the genie in the lamp you found, who will be granting you 3 wishes, and why?
Gbaji, because he would never finish his opening speech in my lifetime.
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Question 2 of desteny!:
Do you like popsicles?
Do you like popsicles?
Yes, especially the lime flavor.
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Question 3 of <Censored>. Complete the following statement:
Why yes officer, I did know that the trunk was on fire, but it's ok because
Why yes officer, I did know that the trunk was on fire, but it's ok because
I'm cooking brisket back there.
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Question 3.141952654:
In a fight to the death, armed with machetes and flame throwers, who would win? A smurf, or a Bandicoot?
In a fight to the death, armed with machetes and flame throwers, who would win? A smurf, or a Bandicoot?
Bandicoot, for obvious reasons.
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Question 12 for great justice!:
If you could change one thing about the Asylum, what would it be?
If you could change one thing about the Asylum, what would it be?
The smell.
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Final question of 2008:
How now, brown cow?
How now, brown cow?
Damnit, now I want some cheese.
Edited, Dec 12th 2009 5:01pm by Turin
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Question 1 of doom:
Of all the people here in the forum, who would you least want to be the genie in the lamp you found, who will be granting you 3 wishes, and why?
Of all the people here in the forum, who would you least want to be the genie in the lamp you found, who will be granting you 3 wishes, and why?
ThiefX, because I could wish for a Snuggie and it would probably still be part of some horrific liberal conspiracy.
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Question 2 of desteny!:
Do you like popsicles?
Do you like popsicles?
Yes, but not the orange flavored ones. Except Creamsicles, which don't count, because they're ice cream.
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Question 3 of <Censored>. Complete the following statement:
Why yes officer, I did know that the trunk was on fire, but it's ok because _______________________.
Why yes officer, I did know that the trunk was on fire, but it's ok because _______________________.
the rest of the BBQ elephant turned out so nicely. Would you like some?
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Question 3.141952654:
In a fight to the death, armed with machetes and flame throwers, who would win? A smurf, or a Bandicoot?
In a fight to the death, armed with machetes and flame throwers, who would win? A smurf, or a Bandicoot?
The smurf--they appear to have opposable thumbs, and would thus be able to get the most benefit from the weapons provided.
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Question 12 for great justice!:
If you could change one thing about the Asylum, what would it be?
If you could change one thing about the Asylum, what would it be?
Little straitjacket emoticons for everyone.
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Final question of 2008:
How now, brown cow?
How now, brown cow?
The farmer, in the barn, with the pitchfork.
Question 1 of doom:
Of all the people here in the forum, who would you least want to be the genie in the lamp you found, who will be granting you 3 wishes, and why?
Timelordwho b/c he'd frustrate me with his evasive glibness.
Question 2 of destiny!:
Do you like popsicles?
God, yes.
Question 3 of <Censored>. Complete the following statement:
Why yes officer, I did know that the trunk was on fire, but it's ok because I'm fueling it with the last vestiges of Varrus's heterosexuality.
Question 3.141952654:
In a fight to the death, armed with machetes and flame throwers, who would win? A smurf, or a Bandicoot?
Papa Smurf.
Question 12 for great justice!:
If you could change one thing about the Asylum, what would it be?
Kill all my foes
Final question of 2008:
How now, brown cow?
Chocolate milk.
Edited, Dec 12th 2009 9:49pm by Annabella
Of all the people here in the forum, who would you least want to be the genie in the lamp you found, who will be granting you 3 wishes, and why?
Timelordwho b/c he'd frustrate me with his evasive glibness.
Question 2 of destiny!:
Do you like popsicles?
God, yes.
Question 3 of <Censored>. Complete the following statement:
Why yes officer, I did know that the trunk was on fire, but it's ok because I'm fueling it with the last vestiges of Varrus's heterosexuality.
Question 3.141952654:
In a fight to the death, armed with machetes and flame throwers, who would win? A smurf, or a Bandicoot?
Papa Smurf.
Question 12 for great justice!:
If you could change one thing about the Asylum, what would it be?
Kill all my foes
Final question of 2008:
How now, brown cow?
Chocolate milk.
Edited, Dec 12th 2009 9:49pm by Annabella
Turin wrote:
Seriously, what the f*ck nature?
Question 1 of doom:
Of all the people here in the forum, who would you least want to be the genie in the lamp you found, who will be granting you 3 wishes, and why?
Gbaji. Because every wish I make, I would be accused of being a socialist, and it would take him 1000 word essays on why he won't do it.
Question 2 of destiny!:
Do you like popsicles?
Yes. But only in summer.
Question 3 of <Censored>. Complete the following statement:
Why yes officer, I did know that the trunk was on fire, but it's ok because I was going to burn the whole car anyway to hide the other evidence.
Question 3.141952654:
In a fight to the death, armed with machetes and flame throwers, who would win? A smurf, or a Bandicoot?
A bandicoot. Smurfs are cute, but rather weak.
Question 12 for great justice!:
If you could change one thing about the Asylum, what would it be?
I'd like the ability to throw pies over the internet.
Final question of 2008:
How now, brown cow?
Racist!
Of all the people here in the forum, who would you least want to be the genie in the lamp you found, who will be granting you 3 wishes, and why?
Gbaji. Because every wish I make, I would be accused of being a socialist, and it would take him 1000 word essays on why he won't do it.
Question 2 of destiny!:
Do you like popsicles?
Yes. But only in summer.
Question 3 of <Censored>. Complete the following statement:
Why yes officer, I did know that the trunk was on fire, but it's ok because I was going to burn the whole car anyway to hide the other evidence.
Question 3.141952654:
In a fight to the death, armed with machetes and flame throwers, who would win? A smurf, or a Bandicoot?
A bandicoot. Smurfs are cute, but rather weak.
Question 12 for great justice!:
If you could change one thing about the Asylum, what would it be?
I'd like the ability to throw pies over the internet.
Final question of 2008:
How now, brown cow?
Racist!
Dread Lörd Kaolian wrote:
Question 1 of doom:
Of all the people here in the forum, who would you least want to be the genie in the lamp you found, who will be granting you 3 wishes, and why?
Of all the people here in the forum, who would you least want to be the genie in the lamp you found, who will be granting you 3 wishes, and why?
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Question 2 of desteny!:
Do you like popsicles?
Do you like popsicles?
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Question 3 of <Censored>. Complete the following statement:
Why yes officer, I did know that the trunk was on fire, but it's ok because _______________________.
Why yes officer, I did know that the trunk was on fire, but it's ok because _______________________.
Quote:
Question 3.141952654:
In a fight to the death, armed with machetes and flame throwers, who would win? A smurf, or a Bandicoot?
In a fight to the death, armed with machetes and flame throwers, who would win? A smurf, or a Bandicoot?
Quote:
Question 12 for great justice!:
If you could change one thing about the Asylum, what would it be?
If you could change one thing about the Asylum, what would it be?
Quote:
Final question of 2008:
How now, brown cow?
How now, brown cow?
Quote:
Answer! or the karma arrows get it!
Alma wrote:
I lost my post
Question 1 of doom:
Of all the people here in the forum, who would you least want to be the genie in the lamp you found, who will be granting you 3 wishes, and why?
Whoever in the Asylum would be most likely to be an ******* an go all Wishmaster on me.
Question 2 of desteny!:
Do you like popsicles?
Depends on who is inserting them into which orfice.
Question 3 of <Censored>. Complete the following statement:
Why yes officer, I did know that the trunk was on fire, but it's ok because _______________________.
The elephant is a licensed pyrotechnician.
Question 3.141952654:
In a fight to the death, armed with machetes and flame throwers, who would win? A smurf, or a Bandicoot?
As long as I have a good seat, refreshments, and I'm outside the flamethrower's range, then it would be me that wins.
Question 12 for great justice!:
If you could change one thing about the Asylum, what would it be?
Every post made in the Asylum will be composed of alternating color text.
Final question of 2008:
How now, brown cow?
Lettuce leaf in peace.
Of all the people here in the forum, who would you least want to be the genie in the lamp you found, who will be granting you 3 wishes, and why?
Whoever in the Asylum would be most likely to be an ******* an go all Wishmaster on me.
Question 2 of desteny!:
Do you like popsicles?
Depends on who is inserting them into which orfice.
Question 3 of <Censored>. Complete the following statement:
Why yes officer, I did know that the trunk was on fire, but it's ok because _______________________.
The elephant is a licensed pyrotechnician.
Question 3.141952654:
In a fight to the death, armed with machetes and flame throwers, who would win? A smurf, or a Bandicoot?
As long as I have a good seat, refreshments, and I'm outside the flamethrower's range, then it would be me that wins.
Question 12 for great justice!:
If you could change one thing about the Asylum, what would it be?
Every post made in the Asylum will be composed of alternating color text.
Final question of 2008:
How now, brown cow?
Lettuce leaf in peace.
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"We don't just borrow words; on occasion, English has pursued other languages down alleyways to beat them unconscious and rifle their pockets for new vocabulary."
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91PUP/BLM 86SMN/BST 76DRK
Cooking/Fishing 100
"We don't just borrow words; on occasion, English has pursued other languages down alleyways to beat them unconscious and rifle their pockets for new vocabulary."
— James D. Nicoll
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Whoever in the Asylum would be most likely to be an @#%^ an go all Wishmaster on me.
You mean Allegory. I can't even believe you didn't just write him down.
Turin wrote:
Seriously, what the f*ck nature?
1. Varus. He would deny me my wishes because wishes are communist.
2. ?selcispop ekil uoy oD
3. Why yes officer, I did know that the trunk was on fire, but it's ok because I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to Geico.
Pie. The Spectators
12. I would capitalize the "t"
Final Question: Seventeen Dollars
2. ?selcispop ekil uoy oD
3. Why yes officer, I did know that the trunk was on fire, but it's ok because I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to Geico.
Pie. The Spectators
12. I would capitalize the "t"
Final Question: Seventeen Dollars
10k before the site's inevitable death or bust
The World Is Not A Cold Dead Place.
The World Is Not A Cold Dead Place.
Alan Watts wrote:
I am omnipotent insofar as I am the Universe, but I am not an omnipotent in the role of Alan Watts, only cunning
Eske wrote:
I've always read Driftwood as the straight man in varus' double act. It helps if you read all of his posts in the voice of Droopy Dog.
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Question 1 of doom:
Of all the people here in the forum, who would you least want to be the genie in the lamp you found, who will be granting you 3 wishes, and why?
Varus. Spending most of an eternity curled up alone in a tiny dead black dungeon is too good for him.
Question 2 of desteny!:
Do you like popsicles?
Anything that goes pop entrances me. Bubblewrap, fireworks, the taste of mineral water, lab experiments, frying poppadoms, hymens, pimples, eyeballs, parasites...
Question 3 of <Censored>. Complete the following statement:
Why yes officer, I did know that the trunk was on fire, but it's ok because I've got it a contract, and we've left the groupies back at the hotel.
Question 3.141952654:
In a fight to the death, armed with machetes and flame throwers, who would win? A smurf, or a Bandicoot?
Depends on who slept with Smurfette the night before
Question 12 for great justice!:
If you could change one thing about the Asylum, what would it be?
The maturity.
Final question of 2008:
How now, brown cow?
You swear, I vow.
But neither does us any good.
We still are crying for want of wood.
Of all the people here in the forum, who would you least want to be the genie in the lamp you found, who will be granting you 3 wishes, and why?
Varus. Spending most of an eternity curled up alone in a tiny dead black dungeon is too good for him.
Question 2 of desteny!:
Do you like popsicles?
Anything that goes pop entrances me. Bubblewrap, fireworks, the taste of mineral water, lab experiments, frying poppadoms, hymens, pimples, eyeballs, parasites...
Question 3 of <Censored>. Complete the following statement:
Why yes officer, I did know that the trunk was on fire, but it's ok because I've got it a contract, and we've left the groupies back at the hotel.
Question 3.141952654:
In a fight to the death, armed with machetes and flame throwers, who would win? A smurf, or a Bandicoot?
Depends on who slept with Smurfette the night before
Question 12 for great justice!:
If you could change one thing about the Asylum, what would it be?
The maturity.
Final question of 2008:
How now, brown cow?
You swear, I vow.
But neither does us any good.
We still are crying for want of wood.
1) Kaolian. Would totally go Wishmaster. Admittedly, that might be fun as well ...
2) You have a whole freezer full of 'em in the basement?
3) Why yes officer, I did know that the trunk was on fire, but it's ok because its just a bunch of dead magicians.
3.141952654) Papa Smurf knows best, and I'm sure all that sexual tension the smurfs have would be lethal.
12) Free Tibet with every purchase.
2008) The Rain in Spain Still Stains.
Edited, Dec 13th 2009 4:51am by lolgaxe
2) You have a whole freezer full of 'em in the basement?
3) Why yes officer, I did know that the trunk was on fire, but it's ok because its just a bunch of dead magicians.
3.141952654) Papa Smurf knows best, and I'm sure all that sexual tension the smurfs have would be lethal.
12) Free Tibet with every purchase.
2008) The Rain in Spain Still Stains.
Edited, Dec 13th 2009 4:51am by lolgaxe
George Carlin wrote:
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
Dread Lörd Kaolian wrote:
Question 1 of doom: Of all the people here in the forum, who would you least want to be the genie in the lamp you found, who will be granting you 3 wishes, and why?
Myself. That would be a shocking paradox to find myself in a bottle granting my own wishes
If it was someone else? RedPhoenixx, I have a feeling that at the end of each wish I would be told I did not research my wishes well enough and that I could have done better
Dread Lörd Kaolian wrote:
Question 2 of desteny!: Do you like popsicles?
Depends what flavoUr
Dread Lörd Kaolian wrote:
Question 3 of <Censored>. Complete the following statement: Why yes officer, I did know that the trunk was on fire, but it's ok because _______________________.
Why yes officer, I did know that the trunk was on fire, but it's ok because the stunt-elephant is covered by insurance.
Dread Lörd Kaolian wrote:
Question 3.141952654: In a fight to the death, armed with machetes and flame throwers, who would win? A smurf, or a Bandicoot?
Smurf. Vicious creatures they are. Only badgers can kill Smurfs - official
Dread Lörd Kaolian wrote:
Question 12 for great justice!: If you could change one thing about the Asylum, what would it be?
More variation in the posters. We are all too hippy and nice here.
Dread Lörd Kaolian wrote:
Final question of 2008: How now, brown cow?
"The water in Majorca don't taste like what it oughta". I is all class me
Question 1 of doom:
Of all the people here in the forum, who would you least want to be the genie in the lamp you found, who will be granting you 3 wishes, and why?
Anna. I don't want someone psycho-analysing my wishes.
Question 2 of desteny!:
Do you like popsicles?
Eh.
Question 3 of <Censored>. Complete the following statement:
Why yes officer, I did know that the trunk was on fire, but it's ok because they were already dead.
Question 3.141952654:
In a fight to the death, armed with machetes and flame throwers, who would win? A smurf, or a Bandicoot?
The smurf, because communism always wins.
Question 12 for great justice!:
If you could change one thing about the Asylum, what would it be?
I'd like people to argue among themselves more, rather than waste time batting around the troglodytes.
Final question of 2008:
How now, brown cow?
Moo. Are you happy now?
Of all the people here in the forum, who would you least want to be the genie in the lamp you found, who will be granting you 3 wishes, and why?
Anna. I don't want someone psycho-analysing my wishes.
Question 2 of desteny!:
Do you like popsicles?
Eh.
Question 3 of <Censored>. Complete the following statement:
Why yes officer, I did know that the trunk was on fire, but it's ok because they were already dead.
Question 3.141952654:
In a fight to the death, armed with machetes and flame throwers, who would win? A smurf, or a Bandicoot?
The smurf, because communism always wins.
Question 12 for great justice!:
If you could change one thing about the Asylum, what would it be?
I'd like people to argue among themselves more, rather than waste time batting around the troglodytes.
Final question of 2008:
How now, brown cow?
Moo. Are you happy now?
As a very long-term asylummite but very infrequent poster I figured I should post a reply to this and thus hopefully finally have my life-long dream come true: to be included in the prediction thread.
Smash. Because I'd probably become a little irritated with his 'You want what? Moran!' after every request.
(Looks around furtively)..err..yes.
Why yes officer, I did know the trunk was on fire, but its ok because ...Holy crap look behind you is that Angelina Jolie naked?!? Vrooooommm
In the picure of the bandicoot I googled it did not appear to have opposable thumbs thus I believe it may have problems with the machete. Unrelated but still relevant: Smurfette with a flamethrower...Yum!
Word count limit on gbaji's posts.
2nd kid on the way, house remodeling almost done...not bad at all!
---DK
ps I wrote before looking at other's responses so I apologize for any repeats.
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Of all the people here in the forum, who would you least want to be the genie in the lamp you found, who will be granting you 3 wishes, and why?
Smash. Because I'd probably become a little irritated with his 'You want what? Moran!' after every request.
Quote:
Do you like popsicles?
(Looks around furtively)..err..yes.
Quote:
Complete the following statement:
Why yes officer, I did know that the trunk was on fire, but it's ok because _______________________.
Why yes officer, I did know that the trunk was on fire, but it's ok because _______________________.
Why yes officer, I did know the trunk was on fire, but its ok because ...Holy crap look behind you is that Angelina Jolie naked?!? Vrooooommm
Quote:
Question 3.141952654:
In a fight to the death, armed with machetes and flame throwers, who would win? A smurf, or a Bandicoot?
In a fight to the death, armed with machetes and flame throwers, who would win? A smurf, or a Bandicoot?
In the picure of the bandicoot I googled it did not appear to have opposable thumbs thus I believe it may have problems with the machete. Unrelated but still relevant: Smurfette with a flamethrower...Yum!
Quote:
Question 12 for great justice!:
If you could change one thing about the Asylum, what would it be?
If you could change one thing about the Asylum, what would it be?
Word count limit on gbaji's posts.
Quote:
Final question of 2008:
How now, brown cow?
How now, brown cow?
2nd kid on the way, house remodeling almost done...not bad at all!
---DK
ps I wrote before looking at other's responses so I apologize for any repeats.
Question 1 of doom:
Of all the people here in the forum, who would you least want to be the genie in the lamp you found, who will be granting you 3 wishes, and why?
One's self, obviously. Not only would it mean some sort of weird temporal paradox, but I'd end up stuck in a ******* lamp.
Question 2 of desteny!:
Do you like popsicles?
Too cold
Question 3 of <Censored>. Complete the following statement:
Why yes officer, I did know that the trunk was on fire, but it's ok because you're going to be warm inside it for the rest of your life.
Question 3.141952654:
In a fight to the death, armed with machetes and flame throwers, who would win? A smurf, or a Bandicoot?
All of them are going to be just as warm as the officer. Sounds like a party of no losers to me.
Question 12 for great justice!:
If you could change one thing about the Asylum, what would it be?
The recidivism rate
Final question of 2008:
How now, brown cow?
Eat mor chikin
Of all the people here in the forum, who would you least want to be the genie in the lamp you found, who will be granting you 3 wishes, and why?
One's self, obviously. Not only would it mean some sort of weird temporal paradox, but I'd end up stuck in a ******* lamp.
Question 2 of desteny!:
Do you like popsicles?
Too cold
Question 3 of <Censored>. Complete the following statement:
Why yes officer, I did know that the trunk was on fire, but it's ok because you're going to be warm inside it for the rest of your life.
Question 3.141952654:
In a fight to the death, armed with machetes and flame throwers, who would win? A smurf, or a Bandicoot?
All of them are going to be just as warm as the officer. Sounds like a party of no losers to me.
Question 12 for great justice!:
If you could change one thing about the Asylum, what would it be?
The recidivism rate
Final question of 2008:
How now, brown cow?
Eat mor chikin
Kaolian wrote:
Of all the people here in the forum, who would you least want to be the genie in the lamp you found, who will be granting you 3 wishes, and why?
Nobby, because due to his advanced years and concert attendance his hearing is just not it once was, and misheard wishes are pretty dangerous.
Kalolian(sp?) wrote:
Question 2 of desteny(sp?)!:
Do you like popsicles(sp?)?
Do you like popsicles(sp?)?
I Sure FDo(sp?)!
Kaolian, assisted by mai ansar wrote:
Question 3 of <Censored>. Complete the following statement:
Why yes officer, I did know that the trunk was on fire, but it's ok because I forget the rest, but your mother is a *****.
Why yes officer, I did know that the trunk was on fire, but it's ok because I forget the rest, but your mother is a *****.
Kaolian wrote:
Question 3.141952654:
In a fight to the death, armed with machetes and flame throwers, who would win? A smurf, or a Bandicoot?
In a fight to the death, armed with machetes and flame throwers, who would win? A smurf, or a Bandicoot?
Does the smurf know the Dewey Decimal system? If so, the Bandicoot. Otherwise, the smurf.
Kaolian wrote:
Question 12 for great justice!:
If you could change one thing about the Asylum, what would it be?
If you could change one thing about the Asylum, what would it be?
I'd add a Thunder-dome.
Kaolian wrote:
Final question of 2008:
How now, brown cow?
How now, brown cow?
Yo Kaolian, I'm proud for you and Imma let you finish, but Allakhazam was the greatest Admin of ALL TIME!
Kaolian wrote:
Answer! or the karma arrows get it!
Edited, Dec 14th 2009 12:00am by Timelordwho
Just as Planned.
Dread Lörd Kaolian wrote:
Question 1 of doom:
Of all the people here in the forum, who would you least want to be the genie in the lamp you found, who will be granting you 3 wishes, and why?
Of all the people here in the forum, who would you least want to be the genie in the lamp you found, who will be granting you 3 wishes, and why?
Gbaji. He'd spend an hour before granting each wish debating the relative efficacy of my wish compared to hypothetical wishes coming out of the think tanks.
Quote:
Question 2 of desteny!:
Do you like popsicles?
Do you like popsicles?
What's desteny? Sounds like the name of a stripper.
Quote:
Question 3 of <Censored>. Complete the following statement:
Why yes officer, I did know that the trunk was on fire, but it's ok because _______________________.
Why yes officer, I did know that the trunk was on fire, but it's ok because _______________________.
...it helped to destroy any evidence of the body.
Quote:
Question 3.141952654:
In a fight to the death, armed with machetes and flame throwers, who would win? A smurf, or a Bandicoot?
In a fight to the death, armed with machetes and flame throwers, who would win? A smurf, or a Bandicoot?
The smurf. He fights for all of Mother Smurfville! Victory, comrades!
Quote:
Question 12 for great justice!:
If you could change one thing about the Asylum, what would it be?
If you could change one thing about the Asylum, what would it be?
Make the use of spell-check mandatory, on pain of complete bodily hair removal.
Quote:
Final question of 2008:
How now, brown cow?
How now, brown cow?
With a bowl of ice cubes, some whipped cream, and an industrial-grade power washer.
Jophiel wrote:
I managed to be both retarded and entertaining.
Question 1 of doom:
Of all the people here in the forum, who would you least want to be the genie in the lamp you found, who will be granting you 3 wishes, and why?
Everyone I may have pissed off by posting in the forums. Because it would probably involve fire and burning body parts, and I still wouldn't get my wish.
Question 2 of desteny!:
Do you like popsicles?
Depends on where they are being placed.
Question 3 of <Censored>. Complete the following statement:
Why yes officer, I did know that the trunk was on fire, but it's ok because _I have a degree in narcoleptic gastrointestinal hangovers_.
Question 3.141952654:
In a fight to the death, armed with machetes and flame throwers, who would win? A smurf, or a Bandicoot?
Dare I say it? Allakhazam
Question 12 for great justice!:
If you could change one thing about the Asylum, what would it be?
Needs more cowbell.
Final question of 2008:
How now, brown cow?
First we must ask ourselves "Why is the Cow Brown?" then we must postulate the theory that if the Cow is indeed Brown, and not another color, what caused it to be brown. Upon finishing that (Which could take 5 years and a hefty grant from the government) then still not knowing why, we will formulate the most abstract answer that everyone will think shows we know the answer but yet we ourselves will laugh while sleeping on beds stuffed with cash, knowing no one really has the answer. Which is 42.
Of all the people here in the forum, who would you least want to be the genie in the lamp you found, who will be granting you 3 wishes, and why?
Everyone I may have pissed off by posting in the forums. Because it would probably involve fire and burning body parts, and I still wouldn't get my wish.
Question 2 of desteny!:
Do you like popsicles?
Depends on where they are being placed.
Question 3 of <Censored>. Complete the following statement:
Why yes officer, I did know that the trunk was on fire, but it's ok because _I have a degree in narcoleptic gastrointestinal hangovers_.
Question 3.141952654:
In a fight to the death, armed with machetes and flame throwers, who would win? A smurf, or a Bandicoot?
Dare I say it? Allakhazam
Question 12 for great justice!:
If you could change one thing about the Asylum, what would it be?
Needs more cowbell.
Final question of 2008:
How now, brown cow?
First we must ask ourselves "Why is the Cow Brown?" then we must postulate the theory that if the Cow is indeed Brown, and not another color, what caused it to be brown. Upon finishing that (Which could take 5 years and a hefty grant from the government) then still not knowing why, we will formulate the most abstract answer that everyone will think shows we know the answer but yet we ourselves will laugh while sleeping on beds stuffed with cash, knowing no one really has the answer. Which is 42.
Question 1 of doom:
Of all the people here in the forum, who would you least want to be the genie in the lamp you found, who will be granting you 3 wishes, and why?
Varrus. Instead of granting my wishes he'd rant about how Obama's a damn commie fascist, then probably give me nothing but okra. Worse than coal in the stocking.
Question 2 of desteny!:
Do you like popsicles?
Of course.
Question 3 of <Censored>. Complete the following statement:
Why yes officer, I did know that the trunk was on fire, but it's ok because _it's the end of the world as we know it, and I feel fine_.
Question 3.141952654:
In a fight to the death, armed with machetes and flame throwers, who would win? A smurf, or a Bandicoot?
The battle would rage on for days, neither side gaining the upper hand, until they forget why they're fighting and it devolves (or evolves, I guess) into rough hatesex. The resulting bandismurf would grow up, full of self-loathing because it's a monster, and eventually destroy the world. And it's because of the bandismurf, officer, that the trunk is on fire.
Question 12 for great justice!:
If you could change one thing about the Asylum, what would it be?
Gbaji would be forced to write in rhyming poetry, drawing upon the influence of Dr Seuss. Wouldn't necessarily improve the substance of his posts, but might make them less tl;dr.
Final question of 2008:
How now, brown cow?
It's always got to be now, doesn't it? So pushy.
Of all the people here in the forum, who would you least want to be the genie in the lamp you found, who will be granting you 3 wishes, and why?
Varrus. Instead of granting my wishes he'd rant about how Obama's a damn commie fascist, then probably give me nothing but okra. Worse than coal in the stocking.
Question 2 of desteny!:
Do you like popsicles?
Of course.
Question 3 of <Censored>. Complete the following statement:
Why yes officer, I did know that the trunk was on fire, but it's ok because _it's the end of the world as we know it, and I feel fine_.
Question 3.141952654:
In a fight to the death, armed with machetes and flame throwers, who would win? A smurf, or a Bandicoot?
The battle would rage on for days, neither side gaining the upper hand, until they forget why they're fighting and it devolves (or evolves, I guess) into rough hatesex. The resulting bandismurf would grow up, full of self-loathing because it's a monster, and eventually destroy the world. And it's because of the bandismurf, officer, that the trunk is on fire.
Question 12 for great justice!:
If you could change one thing about the Asylum, what would it be?
Gbaji would be forced to write in rhyming poetry, drawing upon the influence of Dr Seuss. Wouldn't necessarily improve the substance of his posts, but might make them less tl;dr.
Final question of 2008:
How now, brown cow?
It's always got to be now, doesn't it? So pushy.
Question 1 of doom:
Of all the people here in the forum, who would you least want to be the genie in the lamp you found, who will be granting you 3 wishes, and why?
Nixnot. He would take my 3 wishes because he would think that because he is Nixnot everything should revolve around him.
Question 2 of desteny!:
Do you like popsicles?
I'm with Bard on this one...
Question 3 of <Censored>. Complete the following statement:
Why yes officer, I did know that the trunk was on fire, but it's ok because the cake is a lie!
Question 3.141952654:
In a fight to the death, armed with machetes and flame throwers, who would win? A smurf, or a Bandicoot?
ME ********
Question 12 for great justice!:
If you could change one thing about the Asylum, what would it be?
MOAR DRAMA!!!
Final question of 2008:
How now, brown cow?
I see said the blind man to his deaf dog, who picked up the hammer and saw.
Edited, Dec 14th 2009 1:54pm by toohotforu
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