Bioengineering & YouFollow

You have been kidnapped by agents working for Jophiel Bioenhancements International (a subsidiary of Jophiel Biocuisines International). We're going to grow some wings on you. You get no say in that matter but you can pick the wings you'll get. We just need to know the broad category right now, you can haggle color and stuff later on. Because this a biological process you can only get biological wings but, due to advanced genetic design, out insect wings are as structurally sound as the other types.

All wings are proportionate to your body size (no tiny cherub wings) and suitable for flying should you put the time into learning. Chew on a piece of vat-jerky while you mull it over.

With Dragonfly wings not only could I hover, but think of all the calories I'd burn by never gliding! You fatsos enjoy your avian and draconic wings.

There is part of me that would like magical fairy wings but I realize in real life, they'd just be insect wings. I'm gonna be chauvinistic here. I'll stick with mammal wings. ***** birds. Dragons really are just reptiles and despite their mythical origins, I'll assume they are stupid and their skin is all papery and dry. I'll have giant bat wings. And if that isn't scary enough, I want some goddamned bat sonar so I can go swoop from caves and get caught in people's hair.

Edited, Dec 9th 2009 5:07pm by Annabella

I picked feathery wings. And I'd like them to look like the ones on a male peacock, only functional.

Or attack their Mexican goats late at night.

I want some claws at the end of my wings for maximum menacing power.

I voted leathery wings strictly on functionality, since they'll fold flatter. Naturally the first issue I'd have with wings is how to dress around them.

I don't think I could pass up the chance to walk into a church drunk off my *** and puke on an alter and make everyone question their beliefs.

this.

nobody would expect the angel to go around sodomizing, often -while- flying.

Lots of backless dresses and bikini tops.

Doh, that was a serious brain fart.

What Joph Ricardo Montalban said.

No you're thinking of something else. These are Hispanic American points.