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#1 Dec 07 2009 at 12:01 PM Rating: Good
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#2 Dec 07 2009 at 12:14 PM Rating: Excellent
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Heh... I heard the police searched Blagojevich's home this weekend but found nothing.

On an unrelated side note, the wife & I were supposed to attend a fundraiser at someone's home for the guy running for Obama's old state legislative seat (it's been filled since the Obama days of course, it's just the same seat). But we wound up not going, thus slowing my entry into Chicago machine politics.
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#3 Dec 07 2009 at 12:22 PM Rating: Good
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Jophiel wrote:
Heh... I heard the police searched Blagojevich's home this weekend but found nothing.

On an unrelated side note, the wife & I were supposed to attend a fundraiser at someone's home for the guy running for Obama's old state legislative seat (it's been filled since the Obama days of course, it's just the same seat). But we wound up not going, thus slowing my entry into Chicago machine politics.


Want to run on the "Not yet completely corrupt" platform?
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#4 Dec 07 2009 at 12:26 PM Rating: Good
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Geez, he might as well run with Nader if he's going to run on that platform.
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#5 Dec 07 2009 at 12:26 PM Rating: Good
Jophiel wrote:
Heh... I heard the police searched Blagojevich's home this weekend but found nothing.

On an unrelated side note, the wife & I were supposed to attend a fundraiser at someone's home for the guy running for Obama's old state legislative seat (it's been filled since the Obama days of course, it's just the same seat). But we wound up not going, thus slowing my entry into Chicago machine politics.


You'd think they'd update the furniture more often with all of their bribe money.
#6 Dec 07 2009 at 12:28 PM Rating: Good
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Jophiel wrote:
Heh... I heard the police searched Blagojevich's home this weekend but found nothing.

On an unrelated side note, the wife & I were supposed to attend a fundraiser at someone's home for the guy running for Obama's old state legislative seat (it's been filled since the Obama days of course, it's just the same seat). But we wound up not going, thus slowing my entry into Chicago machine politics.


You'd think they'd update the furniture more often with all of their bribe money.


Every time they do it gets stolen :(

Edited, Dec 7th 2009 1:32pm by Timelordwho
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#7 Dec 07 2009 at 2:00 PM Rating: Good
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It's the hair! The hair is behind all of this. It's trying to cover its tracks so nobody realizes that his hair is indeed a sentient evil supervillain.
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#8 Dec 07 2009 at 2:23 PM Rating: Good
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Jophiel wrote:
Heh... I heard the police searched Blagojevich's home this weekend but found nothing.

On an unrelated side note, the wife & I were supposed to attend a fundraiser at someone's home for the guy running for Obama's old state legislative seat (it's been filled since the Obama days of course, it's just the same seat). But we wound up not going, thus slowing my entry into Chicago machine politics.
We are all saving e-evidence for when you run for office. You will rue the day you wrote publicly about bunny slaughter.

Hey Joph, I just finished up a book called Water For Elephants. I think you'd like it.
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#9 Dec 07 2009 at 2:30 PM Rating: Good
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Jophiel wrote:
Heh... I heard the police searched Blagojevich's home this weekend but found nothing.

All the evidence is hidden in the false bottoms of his multitudes of hairspray cans Jurassic Park style.
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Elinda wrote:
We are all saving e-evidence for when you run for office.

Flea occasionally says I should get into elected politics and I tell her that creatively selected excerpts from Allakazam would sink me before the primaries.
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#11 Dec 08 2009 at 6:16 PM Rating: Good
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Jophiel wrote:
Elinda wrote:
We are all saving e-evidence for when you run for office.

Flea occasionally says I should get into elected politics and I tell her that creatively selected excerpts from Allakazam would sink me before the primaries.


Just say the person you are running against is Varus.
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#12 Dec 14 2009 at 12:12 AM Rating: Good
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Jophiel wrote:
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We are all saving e-evidence for when you run for office.

Flea occasionally says I should get into elected politics and I tell her that creatively selected excerpts from Allakazam would sink me before the primaries.

Not if you have a certain administrator *accidentally* wipe all record of your posts from the servers.

Although I doubt that some quasi-offensive remarks on an internet forum will be all that damning in the close race for Assistant Undersecretary to the Director of Sanitation for the great city of Plainfield.

:)
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#13 Dec 14 2009 at 3:21 AM Rating: Decent
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I don't think anything you could do or say in here would have any bearing.

I mean, it's *Chicago*.
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