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After little prodding on part of Kirbster and Ari I figured someone here might get a laugh out of this.
I refuse to believe that that is legitimate obliviousness.
Some mothers are tooooooooooooooo sweet.
I don't know whether this is better or worse than that time I was a teenager and the used condom had been knotted off and put aside in the night, but hadn't made it across the bedroom into the bin by the door. His mother came in the next day, and started cleaning up his messy room. (Gawd, unliberated women and their unhousetrained sons.) She came across the full, used condom, squidgy with lube and my dried fluids on the outside, and picked it up with her bare fingers and put it in the bin. I didn't know whether I wanted to die on the spot or slap her for her improper crossing of personal boundaries and over subservience.
I don't know whether this is better or worse than that time I was a teenager and the used condom had been knotted off and put aside in the night, but hadn't made it across the bedroom into the bin by the door. His mother came in the next day, and started cleaning up his messy room. (Gawd, unliberated women and their unhousetrained sons.) She came across the full, used condom, squidgy with lube and my dried fluids on the outside, and picked it up with her bare fingers and put it in the bin. I didn't know whether I wanted to die on the spot or slap her for her improper crossing of personal boundaries and over subservience.
Pensive the Ludicrous wrote:
I refuse to believe that that is legitimate obliviousness.
$20 for five plastic beads and a string? Forget its purpose, that's just robbery.
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
From the makers of the Harry Potter Vibrating Nimbus 2000, comes Plastic Bead Friendship Bracelet!
George Carlin wrote:
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
either her son has really beefy wrists or those are beginner's beads.
It took me a couple minutes to realize the joke... (I didn't pay attention to the picture while reading it).
Can't sleep, clown will eat me.
Seriously has to be the most naive mom ever or a joke. But still elicited a chuckle
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