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Census Worker's Death Ruled SuicideFollow

#1 Nov 24 2009 at 3:44 PM Rating: Excellent
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Only because we had a thread that started with this story...
The liberal media wrote:
The Census Bureau employee found dead in September killed himself and staged his death to look like a homicide, state and federal law enforcement officials said Tuesday.
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Witnesses said Sparkman had discussed ending his own life, recent federal investigations of public officials in Kentucky and negative perceptions of federal agencies expressed by Clay County, Ky. residents, investigators said.

Sparkman also secured two life insurance policies that would not pay out for suicide shortly before his death, investigators said. Authorities decided to share some, but not all of the details of their investigation on Tuesday due to the high level of national interest.

Another story mentioned that analysis of the writing "FED" on his chest showed it was written from the bottom up which would be very unusual for someone facing him to do and that his hands were bound loosely enough to allow himself a range of movement.
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#2 Nov 24 2009 at 4:00 PM Rating: Good
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#3 Nov 24 2009 at 4:05 PM Rating: Good
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#4 Nov 24 2009 at 4:51 PM Rating: Good
So, it's sort of like reverse B McCain girl, only XTREEEEEEME!!!! ?

#5 Nov 24 2009 at 9:19 PM Rating: Decent
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Edited, Nov 24th 2009 10:21pm by Debalic
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#6 Nov 24 2009 at 10:11 PM Rating: Good
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Jophiel wrote:
Only because we had a thread that started with this story...
The liberal media wrote:
The Census Bureau employee found dead in September killed himself and staged his death to look like a homicide, state and federal law enforcement officials said Tuesday.
[...]
Witnesses said Sparkman had discussed ending his own life, recent federal investigations of public officials in Kentucky and negative perceptions of federal agencies expressed by Clay County, Ky. residents, investigators said.

Sparkman also secured two life insurance policies that would not pay out for suicide shortly before his death, investigators said. Authorities decided to share some, but not all of the details of their investigation on Tuesday due to the high level of national interest.

Another story mentioned that analysis of the writing "FED" on his chest showed it was written from the bottom up which would be very unusual for someone facing him to do and that his hands were bound loosely enough to allow himself a range of movement.
Bummer, no insurance money for his family.
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#7 Nov 25 2009 at 4:17 PM Rating: Decent
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Did anyone have "killed himself" in the poll? IIRC, it was a dead heat between "taken out by pissed off right wingers" and "killed for trespassing on some tweaker's lawn".

Good thing no one jumped to conclusions on that one though...
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#8 Nov 25 2009 at 4:20 PM Rating: Good
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gbaji wrote:
Good thing no one jumped to conclusions on that one though...
Yeah, I'll remind you of this, every other post you make. Smiley: oyvey
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