My office's admin manager wrote:
[Company owner] stole the yogurt cup that was in the refrigerator. Whomever’s it was, please see me to get reimbursed.
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Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
I want my TWO DOLLARS!
What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
Tare wrote:
I want my TWO DOLLARS!
That's some fancy-*** yogurt.
heh, "*** yogurt"
Well, at least your company owner isn't a complete sociopath. (Or the admin manager makes up for it on a regular basis, in which case I kind of feel sorry for them.)
There are people here whose response to "the owner stole your yogurt" would be "you deserved it and can't have any more yogurt forever".
There are people here whose response to "the owner stole your yogurt" would be "you deserved it and can't have any more yogurt forever".
I might be pissed if I was all ready to dip my spoon into my yogurt on my mid-day break. Two bucks isn't gonna help much.
Alma wrote:
I lost my post
You should have responded with 'That's not yogurt. I've been artificially inseminating the interns.'
MDenham wrote:
(Or the admin manager makes up for it on a regular basis, in which case I kind of feel sorry for them.)
Nah, this was a pretty isolated incident (although in character for the owner). The email made me laugh though.
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
trickybeck wrote:
Tare wrote:
I want my TWO DOLLARS!
That's some fancy-*** yogurt.
heh, "*** yogurt"
Obscure 1980's film reference.
But yes, *** yogurt is hah-worthy.
What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
Jophiel wrote:
My office's admin manager wrote:
[Company owner] stole the yogurt cup that was in the refrigerator. Whomever’s it was, please see me to get reimbursed.
Maybe it's a test of character. Say it was your yoghurt, but keep your cool. You are bound to be promoted.
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Dear whomever is taking my yogurt. I appreciate and understand the fact that your low blood sugar has caused you to steal from me and deprive me of that which gets me through the day. If I had diabetes and was counting on the sugar to keep me alive, I would really hope you felt sorry. As it were, it merely deprived me of my happiness in a way that money can never fix. In the future, please bring your own yogurt or I will report the theft to both the Human Resources department and the Police department. Thank you for reading this note.
Karthal wrote:
I will report the theft to both the Human Resources department and the Police department.
You're going to report the owner of the company to the HR department before calling the police over your $1.25 yogurt? Good luck with that
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
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You're going to report the owner of the company to the HR department before calling the police over your $1.25 yogurt? Good luck with that Smiley: laugh
My yogurt actually cost 1.36 and as a concerned citizen of this planet, I will be donating the monetary difference to save the PETA members from extinction. Who else will be offended that I eat yogurt.
This post is entirely fictitious. I have never eaten yogurt. I love meat. In no way am I affiliated with PETA, the members of PETA, or support anything they claim. All thoughts described herein are purely my own. Thank you for reading this message.
For the longest time, we had no formal janitor that cleaned the front offices. We had one that did the shop floor, and that was it.
There was a rule in the employee break rooms that every Friday afternoon the Refrigerator was completely cleaned out and everything in it was thrown away. The janitor was told to start cleaning the front office. Well, he started applying the same rule to the fridge in the front office's kitchenette. So on the first Friday he cleaned it out, threw everything away, and scrubbed it.
One hour later the ladies up front were in an uproar, yelling, complaining, etc. The head secretary threw a fit, printed out a bunch of notes that said
"IF THE FOOD IN THE FRIDGE IS NOT YOURS DON'T TOUCH IT!"
I secretly laughed at her.
There was a rule in the employee break rooms that every Friday afternoon the Refrigerator was completely cleaned out and everything in it was thrown away. The janitor was told to start cleaning the front office. Well, he started applying the same rule to the fridge in the front office's kitchenette. So on the first Friday he cleaned it out, threw everything away, and scrubbed it.
One hour later the ladies up front were in an uproar, yelling, complaining, etc. The head secretary threw a fit, printed out a bunch of notes that said
"IF THE FOOD IN THE FRIDGE IS NOT YOURS DON'T TOUCH IT!"
I secretly laughed at her.
Can't sleep, clown will eat me.
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I secretly laughed at her.
Why secretly, so you can post it on a card and send it in to postsecret?
Karthal wrote:
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I secretly laughed at her.
Why secretly, so you can post it on a card and send it in to postsecret?
Well, I was in the cubicle next to hers, and was just overhearing her yelling about it, and was just laughing to myself and she couldn't see me since there was a wall between us.
(I have since moved my work area to an actual office, far away from the gossipy/annoying secretary women.)
Can't sleep, clown will eat me.
I want some yogurt now. I bet I could eat that.
Damn this soft-food diet
Damn this soft-food diet
Nadenu wrote:
I want some yogurt now. I bet I could eat that.
Damn this soft-food diet
Damn this soft-food diet
Does steak count as soft food?
Can't sleep, clown will eat me.
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Does steak count as soft food?
Mythbusters can make a steak that is so soft it registers no pressure required to cut it! So yes!
TirithRR the Eccentric wrote:
Nadenu wrote:
I want some yogurt now. I bet I could eat that.
Damn this soft-food diet
Damn this soft-food diet
Does steak count as soft food?
Filet Mignon
LtGoose wrote:
TirithRR the Eccentric wrote:
Nadenu wrote:
I want some yogurt now. I bet I could eat that.
Damn this soft-food diet
Damn this soft-food diet
Does steak count as soft food?
Filet Mignon
The tenderloin side of the porterhouse is better.
Can't sleep, clown will eat me.
On topic:
At my work, someone had their sandwich stolen. They posted a not that read something like this:
"To the person who stole my ham and cheese sandwich on semi-stale rye bread, and 5 cherry tomatoes: I hope you enjoyed them, and wanted to know if you needed another one for tomorrow, so that I might have lunch too!"
Then after that, something more was taken, at which point they put a map to the nearest homeless shelter/soup kitchen, and stated that, while the thief might be hungry, he doubted that a sandwich was worth his job. He then mounted a (disconnected) security camera and pointed it, from plain site, at the fridge.
At my work, someone had their sandwich stolen. They posted a not that read something like this:
"To the person who stole my ham and cheese sandwich on semi-stale rye bread, and 5 cherry tomatoes: I hope you enjoyed them, and wanted to know if you needed another one for tomorrow, so that I might have lunch too!"
Then after that, something more was taken, at which point they put a map to the nearest homeless shelter/soup kitchen, and stated that, while the thief might be hungry, he doubted that a sandwich was worth his job. He then mounted a (disconnected) security camera and pointed it, from plain site, at the fridge.
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Olorinus the Ludicrous wrote:
The idea of old school is way more interesting than the reality
#24REDACTED,
Posted: Dec 01 2009 at 3:44 PM, Rating: Sub-Default, (Expand Post) Stupid people believe that anything with the word "diet" in it must help you lose weight. Meat is not the enemy, your inability to control yourself and make responsible decisions is to blame. I mean, must be your genes.
I'm pretty sure "soft food diet" there was in regards to her dental problems at the time and subsequent inability to chew.
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Jophiel wrote:
I'm pretty sure "soft food diet" there was in regards to her dental problems at the time and subsequent inability to chew.
Yes, but why let a few facts stand in the way of a
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
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