Paskil wrote:
Pensive the Ludicrous wrote:
Paskil wrote:
TheFrozenKing wrote:
False, only FFXIII is going to Xbox360
False. FFXIII is coming to PS3. It was exclusive at one point, but no longer.
Different use of "only."
Only I may eat pie.
I may only eat pie.
I may eat only pie.
The first use puts the limiter on the subject of the sentence; the second puts the limiter on the verb; the third use puts the limiter on the object. "Only ffxiii" puts the limitation on the game, not the consoles on which it is availible.
Yeah, thanks for the English lesson Professor Fu
cktard. I'll make sure to order your next CD-ROM when I see your infomercial at 2AM.
Brain slow from turkey induced coma etc.
Or maybe you're a fu
cking imbecile 24/7 and this is nothing but a pathetic excuse. No, it's OK, I'm sure you really believe you're intelligent, that you believe this rationalisation yourself. Surely you don't understand just how stupid you are, or you'd have done us all a favour and killed yourself by now - though goodness knows you came close with that do-it-yourself surgery on your ribcage. I mean, I know no one else will eat your withered cheese, but those were pretty extreme measures to go to just to autofellate. Pity you survived, but life can be cruel that way.
If my argument has persuaded you to end your miserable existence, I can give you a couple of tips on how to do it properly - after all, you've failed at everything else in your life, so I doubt you'd succeed here. The simplest method, and the one where you're least likely to chicken out, is to poison yourself. Bleach is generally fatal when ingested, but there are more creative ways. Give yourself an Everclear ***** with the turkey baster, for example. Another method you could try is jumping off a building - I recommend you do so at night, where people are less likely to spot you and lead you off the edge. A bath in hydrochloric acid is painful - you might jump out before it does more than disfigure your legs - but if you can go through with it, it'll give the cops something nice to look at.
Disclaimer: I do not advocate suicide. The above post is intended wholly in jest.
P.S. I promise this hatred is genuine, Ugly. I am seething with rage here. Edited, Nov 28th 2009 2:07am by Kavekk