In this thread, we see knee-jerk bigotry come back and bite stupid reactionary people on the ***.
The 2005 Texas constitutional amendment that banned gay marriage may have effectively outlawed ALL marriage in Texas.
Karma: still working as intended.
Edited, Nov 19th 2009 8:29am by Ambrya
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They were so intent on smothering any possibly claim to "institutions equal to marriage" that in trying to outlaw civil unions, they outlawed marriage itself too. Priceless.
Texas Constitution wrote:
“This state or a political subdivision of this state may not create or recognize any legal status identical or similar to marriage.â€
Yikes. Nicely written.
Would this not nullify all divorces since 2005 too as you can't end that which you don't recognize?
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Some of the comments have me LOL'ing and worth taking the time to read.
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I have to wonder. If we send a sincere enough letter of apology to Mexico, would they take Texas back?
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lolgaxe wrote:
I have to wonder. If we send a sincere enough letter of apology to Mexico, would they take Texas back?
Then where would you get your domestic oil?
I mean besides an ecological reserve.
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Where they've got all hell for a basement"
LockeColeMA wrote:
Texas Constitution wrote:
“This state or a political subdivision of this state may not create or recognize any legal status identical or similar to marriage.â€
Yikes. Nicely written.
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Sir Xsarus wrote:
LockeColeMA wrote:
Texas Constitution wrote:
“This state or a political subdivision of this state may not create or recognize any legal status identical or similar to marriage.â€
Yikes. Nicely written.
They can't recognize it either. Hence the humor.
Iamadam the Shady wrote:
Then where would you get your domestic oil?
I mean besides an ecological reserve.
I mean besides an ecological reserve.
Get out of the 1960's. It's all about offshore and shale deposits these days!
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Jophiel wrote:
Iamadam the Shady wrote:
Then where would you get your domestic oil?
I mean besides an ecological reserve.
I mean besides an ecological reserve.
Get out of the 1960's. It's all about offshore and shale deposits these days!
I see. So your ecological reserves are all drilled out then?
"I have lost my way
But I hear a tale
About a heaven in Alberta
Where they've got all hell for a basement"
But I hear a tale
About a heaven in Alberta
Where they've got all hell for a basement"
I have to admit. I laughed hard at this.
By the way... Ugly's avatar really bugs the hell out of me. I just wanna punch that guy pictured.
Edited, Nov 19th 2009 3:23pm by Multidude
By the way... Ugly's avatar really bugs the hell out of me. I just wanna punch that guy pictured.
Edited, Nov 19th 2009 3:23pm by Multidude
Multidude wrote:
Ugly's avatar really bugs the hell out of me. I just wanna punch that guy pictured.
I just keep thinking it's Jamie from Mythbusters, which I'm pretty sure it's not.
Multidude wrote:
By the way... Ugly's avatar really bugs the hell out of me. I just wanna punch that guy pictured.
I hate anime avatars. I think they're all stupid. There, I said it.
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Iamadam the Shady wrote:
Jophiel wrote:
Iamadam the Shady wrote:
Then where would you get your domestic oil?
I mean besides an ecological reserve.
I mean besides an ecological reserve.
Get out of the 1960's. It's all about offshore and shale deposits these days!
I see. So your ecological reserves are all drilled out then?
No, we refuse to drill in them because there's the possibility we might actually find oil.
publiusvarus wrote:
we all know liberals are well adjusted american citizens who only want what's best for society. While conservatives are evil money grubbing scum who only want to sh*t on the little man and rob the world of its resources.
Jophiel wrote:
Multidude wrote:
By the way... Ugly's avatar really bugs the hell out of me. I just wanna punch that guy pictured.
I hate anime avatars. I think they're all stupid. There, I said it.
We'd put our anime pictures in our signatures instead, but as I recall, someone ruined that for us.
The One and Only Poldaran wrote:
Jophiel wrote:
Multidude wrote:
By the way... Ugly's avatar really bugs the hell out of me. I just wanna punch that guy pictured.
I hate anime avatars. I think they're all stupid. There, I said it.
We'd put our anime pictures in our signatures instead, but as I recall, someone ruined that for us.
To be fair, you know how excessive anime signatures can get.
Edited, Nov 20th 2009 10:24am by Keikomyau
Hey, if Texas keeps all marriage illegal, I'll be pleased as punch. Bastards will probably change it, though.
Edited, Nov 20th 2009 10:27am by Sweetums
Edited, Nov 20th 2009 10:27am by Sweetums
Jophiel wrote:
Multidude wrote:
By the way... Ugly's avatar really bugs the hell out of me. I just wanna punch that guy pictured.
I hate anime avatars. I think they're all stupid. There, I said it.
What Joph said.
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An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come. Victor Hugo
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Uglysasquatch, Mercenary Major wrote:
Jophiel wrote:
Multidude wrote:
By the way... Ugly's avatar really bugs the hell out of me. I just wanna punch that guy pictured.
I hate anime avatars. I think they're all stupid. There, I said it.
There, Joph said it.
Uglysasquatch, Mercenary Major wrote:
Jophiel wrote:
I hate anime. There, I said it.
Original statement has been fixed right properly.
Wow. How the hell did that manage to get past at least one competent lawmaker's radar?
O wait, I just answered my own question.
O wait, I just answered my own question.
So, does this make Texas a bit more progressive now that hetero's and gay's have equality with marriage?
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