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#1 Nov 12 2009 at 11:28 AM Rating: Excellent
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#2 Nov 12 2009 at 11:29 AM Rating: Good
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That shark did surgery!
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#3 Nov 12 2009 at 11:31 AM Rating: Good
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Good thing New Zealand has socialized medical insurance, or that shark might never be able to get coverage again.
#4 Nov 12 2009 at 11:33 AM Rating: Good
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Annabella, Goblin in Disguise wrote:
That shark did surgery!
Sure, but wait till she gets the bill.
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#5 Nov 12 2009 at 11:34 AM Rating: Good
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If your partner were a she-shark and was screaming to get them dam kids out her tummy. You too would do whatever you had to do.

Sharks can't hold a scalpel.
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#6 Nov 12 2009 at 11:35 AM Rating: Excellent
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The Story wrote:
Officials say the shark that bit her used amazing precision, inflicting a deep enough wound to free the babies without harming them. The mother is also expected to make a full recovery.


I'm surprised that a shark can be this precise without a laser.
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#7 Nov 12 2009 at 1:05 PM Rating: Excellent
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This should be in the fun facts thread!

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#8 Nov 12 2009 at 1:56 PM Rating: Decent
I am disappointed in the lack of video. Smiley: frown
#9 Nov 12 2009 at 3:17 PM Rating: Good
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This reminds me that Samira's avatar always makes me giggle.

#10 Nov 12 2009 at 3:24 PM Rating: Excellent
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trickybeck wrote:

This reminds me that Samira's avatar always makes me giggle.



You don't need to love the patient to be a surgeon, Tricky.

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#11 Nov 12 2009 at 6:42 PM Rating: Decent
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lolgaxe wrote:
Annabella, Goblin in Disguise wrote:
That shark did surgery!
Sure, but wait till she gets the bill.

Ambrya beat me to it...I was going to ask if her insurance covered such a drastic procedure.
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#12 Nov 12 2009 at 6:45 PM Rating: Good
Maybe the reason sharks so rarely die of cancer is that they rip out the tumors with their teeth.
#13 Nov 12 2009 at 6:50 PM Rating: Excellent
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Sir Kavekk wrote:
Maybe the reason sharks so rarely die of cancer is that they rip out the tumors with their teeth.


They're secret philanthropists trying to cure surfers and kayakers as well.

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#14 Nov 12 2009 at 7:03 PM Rating: Good
Samira wrote:
Sir Kavekk wrote:
Maybe the reason sharks so rarely die of cancer is that they rip out the tumors with their teeth.


They're secret philanthropists trying to cure surfers and kayakers as well.


The silly buggers always squirm about and eviscerate themselves, though. It's tragic, really.
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