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Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Yuck, meat in a vat?
How about if whole humans are produced in manufacturing labs, but the DNA is altered that the human's brain is underdeveloped and only supports basic life functions - like a 'vegetable'. The rest of the physical traits can be adjusted via DNA selection to produce a cute, sexy girl or guy, sold to the public as a life sex toy. I'm sure the technology will be advanced enough to produce a young/adult human rather than a baby - the Mini-me problem. When you grow tired of her, you can even sell her to Jophiel's meat market.
Oh, you could also make a special order to clone yourself (minus the brain of course), just so you can go fock yourself.
Edited, Oct 30th 2009 7:02pm by McGame
How about if whole humans are produced in manufacturing labs, but the DNA is altered that the human's brain is underdeveloped and only supports basic life functions - like a 'vegetable'. The rest of the physical traits can be adjusted via DNA selection to produce a cute, sexy girl or guy, sold to the public as a life sex toy. I'm sure the technology will be advanced enough to produce a young/adult human rather than a baby - the Mini-me problem. When you grow tired of her, you can even sell her to Jophiel's meat market.
Oh, you could also make a special order to clone yourself (minus the brain of course), just so you can go fock yourself.
Edited, Oct 30th 2009 7:02pm by McGame
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The rest of the physical traits can be adjusted via DNA selection to produce a cute, sexy girl or guy, sold to the public as a life sex toy.
Uncanny valley ************, do you know it?
You can sign me up for a sample. Now if you gave the option to possibly send in our own DNA and receive orders of our own vat grown flesh, I would definitely go for that. I'm guessing I probably taste delicious.
This is proof that Jophiel is an alien (leeeezard) lifeform, a kanamit. He is on earth to serve man ...
I would never eat human meat knowingly ..
I also wonder if Jophiel just found out what the secret ingredient to a fast food chain is .....
I would never eat human meat knowingly ..
I also wonder if Jophiel just found out what the secret ingredient to a fast food chain is .....
I think I'd rather just eat slig.
publiusvarus wrote:
we all know liberals are well adjusted american citizens who only want what's best for society. While conservatives are evil money grubbing scum who only want to sh*t on the little man and rob the world of its resources.
Most people taste like braised tofu, unless they have really good muscle/fat distributions. I'm not saying you'd taste bad per say, but unless you have an effective non-homogeneous muscle mass/fat content distributor.
If so, you have a quality product on your hands.
If so, you have a quality product on your hands.
Just as Planned.
Pensive the Ludicrous wrote:
uncanny valley mother@#%^er, do you know it?
Edited, Oct 30th 2009 4:51pm by MDenham
OK, If you want to build a quality synthetic meat enterprise, you're going to semi-constantly agitate/vibrate the growth solution. This will encourage the random strengthening of muscle groups. You'll also probably need to have a system that beats the foodstuff in order to tenderize, and artificially marble the growing synthetic meat stuff.
Now, I know this sounds like I'm just leading into a "You're gonna need to use a vibrator, and will need to beat your meat" joke, but this is serious science here.
Now, I know this sounds like I'm just leading into a "You're gonna need to use a vibrator, and will need to beat your meat" joke, but this is serious science here.
Just as Planned.
I'm more concerned about genetic diseases and other infectious things that could be in human meat, even vat grown.
How do I know that one of these consenting humans doesn't have CJD?
How do I know that one of these consenting humans doesn't have CJD?
MDenham wrote:
Pensive the Ludicrous wrote:
uncanny valley mother@#%^er, do you know it?
Edited, Oct 30th 2009 4:51pm by MDenham
A brainless, but living, human body is too human to distance myself enough to use a sex toy. It's also not human enough to have sex with it, as a fellow subject. Kay?
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I'm more concerned about genetic diseases and other infectious things that could be in human meat, even vat grown.
How do I know that one of these consenting humans doesn't have CJD?
How do I know that one of these consenting humans doesn't have CJD?
More concerned than about regular meat, that is less rigorously tested?
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A brainless, but living, human body is too human to distance myself enough to use a sex toy. It's also not human enough to have sex with it, as a fellow subject. Kay?
You need to work on your distancing techniques.
Just as Planned.
catwho, pet mage of Jabober wrote:
How do I know that one of these consenting humans doesn't have CJD?
If you mean Complete Jophiel Deliciousness, you're in luck! All of our products are chock full of CJD! We call it our CJD Promise.
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
MDenham wrote:
Pensive the Ludicrous wrote:
uncanny valley mother@#%^er, do you know it?
The Uncanny valley doesn't just apply to computer graphics. In fact it predates computer graphics as we know them.
I'd have to know more about Jophiel Biocuisines International. Sounds Shady.
Alma wrote:
I lost my post
Elinda wrote:
I'd have to know more about Jophiel Biocuisines International. Sounds Shady.
Sounds like angel meat. Tasty, tasty angel meat.
trickybeck wrote:
Elinda wrote:
I'd have to know more about Jophiel Biocuisines International. Sounds Shady.
Sounds like angel meat. Tasty, tasty angel meat.
Remiel Grade: 5$/lb
Jophiel Grade: 10$/lb
Metatron Grade: 15$/lb
You have no idea how much angel meat could fetch on the open market.
Lots of rich guys would really desire to eat angels.
Lots of rich guys would really desire to eat angels.
Just as Planned.
Reminds of the Long Pig restaurant chain from Transmetropolitan.
Allegory wrote:
A rump roast of the salacious **** star?
George Carlin wrote:
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
Jophiel wrote:
Funny thing, that. You can't get consent from a cow. Hey, I just vat grow the meat, I don't make the rules.
Donate. One day it could be your family.
An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come. Victor Hugo
An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come. Victor Hugo
If cooked human meat tastes anything like roasted human smells, you can count me out.
Though that might have just been the smell of burnt hair that was overpowering everything.
Though that might have just been the smell of burnt hair that was overpowering everything.
I'd try your meat and if it was tasty and reasonably priced, then you can sign me up for the weekly deliveries.
Edited, Oct 31st 2009 9:49am by Turin
Edited, Oct 31st 2009 9:49am by Turin
As far as I'm aware, the meat of your own species, no matter what species you are, tends to make you ill in the end. Livestock managers know (or should know) not to feed chicken to chickens, or cows to cows.
Aripyanfar wrote:
As far as I'm aware, the meat of your own species, no matter what species you are, tends to make you ill in the end. Livestock managers know (or should know) not to feed chicken to chickens, or cows to cows.
I thought that was just the brains.
BBBRRRAAAIIIINNNNSSSSSS!!!!
publiusvarus wrote:
we all know liberals are well adjusted american citizens who only want what's best for society. While conservatives are evil money grubbing scum who only want to sh*t on the little man and rob the world of its resources.
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