I dont vote anymore. I have not voted in 8 years and plan on never voting again.
People who ask me to get registered (you know in front of the supermarkets) I either say: I am not a home owner and cannot vote (or) I am a felon and as such cannot vote. Either answer usually stops them from pushing further (except for Acorn guys lol).
Why vote? I could care less who does what for XXX amount of cookies. Voting would mean getting dressed and driving to cast a vote for something I could not give a flying fk about. I know what you are going to say. I would need to buy a stamp to mail in a ballot.
Raise taxes? Legalize marijuana? Repeal the Death Tax? Give a judge a job? Who really cares about this stuff?
I would so L O V E the opportunity to sell my vote. Mabey I can put it up on Ebay and see what I would get. Bah- Im sure one of you goody-voter types would totally turn me in though.
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Where the **** do you live where you can't vote without being a homeowner?
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I either say: I am not a home owner and cannot vote
Where the **** do you live where you can't vote without being a homeowner?
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George Carlin wrote:
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
So don't vote. That was easy.
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
acmk wrote:
People who ask me to get registered (you know in front of the supermarkets) I either say: I am not a home owner and cannot vote (or) I am a felon and as such cannot vote. Either answer usually stops them from pushing further (except for Acorn guys lol).
You don't have to be a homeowner to vote.
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Why vote? I could care less who does what for XXX amount of cookies.
the phrase you are looking for is "couldn't care less"
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Voting would mean getting dressed and driving to cast a vote for something I could not give a flying fk about.
you don't have to get dressed up to vote, It isn't like wal-mart
It's probably a good thing you don't vote. Being an uninformed voter is probably the worst thing someone can be in my book.
You can also vote if you're a felon, have completed your sentence, including parole, and have no further criminal activity in process.
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You can also vote if you're a felon, have completed your sentence, including parole, and have no further criminal activity in process.
You can still vote if you have a criminal activity in progress, you just need to not get caught.
Just as Planned.
acmk wrote:
People who ask me to get registered (you know in front of the supermarkets) I either say: I am not a home owner and cannot vote (or) I am a felon and as such cannot vote. Either answer usually stops them from pushing further (except for Acorn guys lol).
Alma wrote:
I lost my post
Elinda wrote:
acmk wrote:
People who ask me to get registered (you know in front of the supermarkets) I either say: I am not a home owner and cannot vote (or) I am a felon and as such cannot vote. Either answer usually stops them from pushing further (except for Acorn guys lol).
Or black. I mean really, would a backwater town really know the difference? Of course that would probably get him lynched then.
Yes. Tell them you are black, gay, and female.
Edited, Oct 25th 2009 10:59am by Dyadem
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"What do you want to be when you grow up?"
"I want to be a unicorn!"
"Awww, why's that?"........
"So I can stab people with my face."
"What do you want to be when you grow up?"
"I want to be a unicorn!"
"Awww, why's that?"........
"So I can stab people with my face."
Dyadem wrote:
Elinda wrote:
acmk wrote:
People who ask me to get registered (you know in front of the supermarkets) I either say: I am not a home owner and cannot vote (or) I am a felon and as such cannot vote. Either answer usually stops them from pushing further (except for Acorn guys lol).
Yes. Tell them you are black, gay, and female.
George Carlin wrote:
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
Timelordwho wrote:
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You can also vote if you're a felon, have completed your sentence, including parole, and have no further criminal activity in process.
You can still vote if you have a criminal activity in progress, you just need to not get caught.
In fact, voting while a criminal activity is in progress lends your voice much more weight.
Socks don't even try anymore.
Kavekk wrote:
Timelordwho wrote:
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You can also vote if you're a felon, have completed your sentence, including parole, and have no further criminal activity in process.
You can still vote if you have a criminal activity in progress, you just need to not get caught.
In fact, voting while a criminal activity is in progress lends your voice much more weight.
Ironically, anyone who voted for McCain/Palin was actually committing a crime in progress by casting their vote.
Would you be so kind as to lead the rest of your fellow idiots in your endeavor?
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I vote every chance I get. Except last night I didnt originally vote for the best costume. I waited until there was a tie and then cast the decisive vote. Democracy in action!
Vote once and watch for the good times, vote twice and watch for the poll police.
Vote once and watch for the good times, vote twice and watch for the poll police.
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Vote once and watch for the good times, vote twice and watch for the poll police
You make it seem like voting multiple times is bad thing.
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