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Orly Taitz fined $20K for being an idiotFollow

#1 Oct 13 2009 at 11:45 AM Rating: Excellent
http://www.scribd.com/doc/20996612/Rhodes-ORDER-Order-Imposing-Sanctions-10-13-2009-28

43 pages of pure comedy gold. Not only is she fined $20K and has now had legal sanctions filed against her, a copy of this affidavit has been sent to the State Bar of California for "whatever purpose they deem fit."

A sampling of what lies within:

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When a lawyer files complaints and motions without a reasonable basis for believing that they are supported by existing law or a modification or extension of existing law, that lawyer abuses her privilege to practice law. When a lawyer uses the courts as a platform for a political agenda disconnected from any legitimate legal cause of action, that lawyer abuses her privilege to practice law. When a lawyer personally attacks opposing parties and disrespects the integrity of the judiciary, that lawyer abuses her privilege to practice law. When a lawyer recklessly accuses a judge of violating the Judicial Code of Conduct with no supporting evidence beyond her dissatisfaction with the judge’s rulings, that lawyer abuses her privilege to practice law. When a lawyer abuses her privilege to practice law, that lawyer ceases to advance her cause or the ends of justice.


Mrs. Orly Taitz apparently never learned the most basic rule of being a lawyer . . . don't make yourself look like an idiot in front of the judge.
#2 Oct 13 2009 at 11:48 AM Rating: Excellent
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When a lawyer uses the courts as a platform for a political agenda disconnected from any legitimate legal cause of action, that lawyer abuses her privilege to practice law.


Orly: write this on your bathroom mirror in your brightest lipstick so you can read it every morning.

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#3 Oct 13 2009 at 11:48 AM Rating: Good
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just wait, It'll still go to SCOTUS. Smiley: nod

It's a totally legitimate issue!

Edited, Oct 13th 2009 12:49pm by Xsarus
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#4 Oct 13 2009 at 11:51 AM Rating: Excellent
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just wait, It'll still go to SCOTUS. Smiley: nod

Before December!
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#5 Oct 13 2009 at 11:57 AM Rating: Decent
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At least she has that dentistry degree to fall back on.
#6 Oct 13 2009 at 12:00 PM Rating: Good
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I hope she gets banned from practicing. That'd be almost as hilarious as her name.
#7 Oct 13 2009 at 12:01 PM Rating: Default
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As brave as a mother protecting her "children" is our Ms. Taitz.
#8 Oct 13 2009 at 12:24 PM Rating: Excellent
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This kinda sorta made my day.
#9 Oct 13 2009 at 5:20 PM Rating: Decent
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This kinda sorta made my day.
#10 Oct 13 2009 at 7:19 PM Rating: Decent
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Activist Judge!!!

While I'm sure Ms. Taitz is a classA dofus, it does not remove some of the more assumptive aspects of that particular Judge's rulings in the case in question. The first case was dismissed via technicality (and a silly one at that since the same person is still subject to future calls to duty). The second case was tossed because the judge apparently has determined that no "right to life" exists in the US Constitution.

When you strip away all the other garbage in the case (and there's a ton of it), that's basically the ruling he made. Being ordered into an active military zone doesn't represent an infringement of any Constitutional right, so the plaintiff has no standing to demand that the order is verified to be a legal one? I could get if the judge ruled that since the chain of command accepts it, the Captain in that case doesn't have a choice, but he went with a "no standing" ruling. Meaning that there was no "harm" inflicted on the plaintiff to warrant legal action.


The closest he came was just a blanket statement that she had no right to ignore a "legal order". While I'm sure part of the problem is that Taitz is a putz, how hard is it really to indicate that the whole point of the challenge is the legality of the orders? Silly me, I thought that's what this case was entirely about...
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#12 Oct 13 2009 at 8:05 PM Rating: Good
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Yep, Clay Land is shamelessly advancing her "stop being a fuckwit" agenda.

Incidentally, the "technicality" was that Taiz had no idea how to do his job, although it's important to note that the case was completely baseless in any case.

Edited, Oct 14th 2009 10:59pm by Kavekk
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Nope. Baseless case is baseless.
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#14 Oct 13 2009 at 8:39 PM Rating: Excellent
Actually, gbaji, if you read the entire 43 page document, the judge explicitly says that while there is a right to question the President's fitness to serve in office, that place is not a local court, but Congress. As per the Constitution. And that requesting a stay of deployment based on such questions is therefore not an appropriate case for court.

When you sign up for the military, by the by, you sign away your Constitutional "right to life." Uncle Sam has no qualms about sending you off to get killed if necessary. Fortunately, Uncle Sam also provides you with single payer healthcare for life if you get seriously injured but survive, so there's an arguable tradeoff there as well.
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Gbaji was right though that we'd see this come up in Sept/Oct. Of course, I don't think Gbaji meant that we'd see the standard bearer for the cause mocked and threatened with legal action if she didn't STFU and stop bothering people.

I'm sure this'll be in the SCotUS any day now.
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#16 Oct 13 2009 at 10:13 PM Rating: Excellent
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One of the best parts in the entire thing:

Footnote on page 27 wrote:
The Court does not make this observation simply as a rhetorical device for emphasis; the Court has actually received correspondence assailing its previous order in which the sender, who, incidentally, challenged the undersigned to a "round of fisticuffs on the Courthouse Square," asserted that the President is not human.


I think more legal writing would be improved with fisticuffs.
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Non-stupid judges make me glad.
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I hope the judge uses these forums, I'd hate for him/her to miss gbaji's judgement Smiley: rolleyes
#19 Oct 14 2009 at 5:09 AM Rating: Excellent
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Mrs. Orly Taitz apparently never learned the most basic rule of being a lawyer . . . don't make yourself look like an idiot in front of the judge.
That can't be that basic of a rule. Jack Thompson used to use pictures of Batman to represent himself.
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The closest he came was just a blanket statement that she had no right to ignore a "legal order". While I'm sure part of the problem is that Taitz is a putz, how hard is it really to indicate that the whole point of the challenge is the legality of the orders? Silly me, I thought that's what this case was entirely about...

No, he applied the law in a non partisan way, the only way he possibly could. At any rate, remember when you said judges couldn't keep ignoring this stuff, and I said they wouldn't they'd start dismissing cases with prejudice and sanctioning lawyers? Yeah, that.
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#21 Oct 14 2009 at 4:29 PM Rating: Excellent
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I liked the part where he said Ms Orly was remiss in thinking that the United States Federal judiciary system is the correct venue for her allegations against a sitting President. Take it to Congress, baby.

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Actually, gbaji, if you read the entire 43 page document, the judge explicitly says that while there is a right to question the President's fitness to serve in office, that place is not a local court, but Congress. As per the Constitution.


No. He said it wasn't the place of the 3rd branch of government to create or enforce the rules in the Constitution. But he's bypassing the issue. By that argument no Constitutional case would *ever* have standing. The entire assumption in a Constitutional case is that either the executive or the legislative branches (or both) have failed to protect the citizens rights.

Congress has the power and responsibility for applying the Presidential requirements for office. The argument here is that they have failed to do so. Congress doesn't have the "right" to do this, nor do they hold the only "right" to do this. Branches of government don't have rights. People have rights. Congress has responsibilities. While the judge in this case is clever with the language, he's failed to recognize that the responsibility of the court is not to provide cover for other failings in other branches, but to address them.

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And that requesting a stay of deployment based on such questions is therefore not an appropriate case for court.


Yeah. I did read that part. He's wrong. Dead wrong. Every single constitutional case that has ever come before any court in the history of this country fails the "test" he has put in place here.

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When you sign up for the military, by the by, you sign away your Constitutional "right to life." Uncle Sam has no qualms about sending you off to get killed if necessary.


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I, _____, do solemnly swear (or affirm) that I will support and defend the Constitution of the United States against all enemies, foreign and domestic; that I will bear true faith and allegiance to the same; and that I will obey the orders of the President of the United States and the orders of the officers appointed over me, according to regulations and the Uniform Code of Military Justice. So help me God."


The oath every single soldier in the military takes binds him to defense of the constitution and obedience specifically to the President of the US. Officers take an additional oath promising the same thing plus some verbiage about discharging the duties of their office, entering of free will, blah blah...

They do not give up a right to life. They agree to obey the orders of the President and the chain of command which flows from the President. If there is a question in the mind of a soldier as to whether the person occupying the office of president does so in violation of the Constitution (which he's required to defend), it creates a conflict of interest. If they are asked to put their lives in danger under that condition, it can be further said to violate other Constitutional protections as well.


I know everyone would love to just see this go away, but I'm still mystified as to why or how it's easier for judges to keep finding really screwball reasons to toss out cases when courts routinely order documents of exactly the sort at issue to be opened and examined to verity things far less important than qualification to be President.


The lengths to which some seem to want to go to avoid looking at a single document is incredible IMO. And Smash? They're still dismissing cases on standing. Using incredibly twisted illogic to do so, but they're still essentially refusing to hear the cases. That's not the same thing. So far, not a single judge has even allowed a case challenging the presidents qualifications to go to court. It's all been preliminary garbage and legal trickery. This latest example, while well concealed in all the harsh language thrown at counsel, is an incredibly poor ruling.


I'll ask again: How does an active duty soldier who questions whether the commander in chief is constitutionally qualified to hold the office not have standing to bring a case? You're talking about someone who could die as a direct result of the conditions at question. If that's not legitimate standing, then what is? Roe wasn't even pregnant anymore when the Supreme Court heard her case, yet that didn't stop them from hearing it anyway. These soldiers absolutely are still under the command of someone they aren't sure is the legitimate source of the chain of command. How is that not standing? Yet somehow, we're supposed to be so distracted by making fun of Orly Taitz that we just miss that the ruling itself was really really bad.
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#23 Oct 14 2009 at 7:52 PM Rating: Excellent
You know, in the time it takes you to write one of those you could read up on whatever it is you're talking about.
#24 Oct 14 2009 at 7:56 PM Rating: Good
Dontcha know? Old Gbaji is an expert on everything under the sun. Why, I hear he's even a judge in his spare time...

Or maybe he's just clueless.
#25 Oct 14 2009 at 7:59 PM Rating: Excellent
The point of this order is that if they want to keep beating this dead horse, they need to find a more competent lawyer than Orly Taitz.

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