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Today is my Birthday!

I have now spent 30 years on this little planet. 30 years during which I have learnt many things, but forgot most of them. 30 years during which I have laughed, and cried, and frowned, and smiled, and had that slightly dead-fish expression you get when you're bored on the Tube during rush hour. 30 years of little joys and big pains, small surprises and crushing deceptions, but when I look back, there's no doubt it's all been worth it.

Especially the sex.

So anyway, I've made a list of resolutions. Without further dithering, here's what I hope to achieve during the next decade, in no particular order:


I hope to grow,
As old as Nobby,
As wise as Samira,
As ironic as Kavekk,
As good as getting the girl as Smash,
As clever as Joph,
As beautiful as Nexa,
As sunconscious-exploring as BT,
As rebellious as Mindel,
As thoughtful as Pensive,
As big as Ulgyasquatch,
As good as saying lots and lots of words together which don't really add anything of value especially when there is a perfectly adequate word which could summarise this string of words perfectly accurately but isn't more fun to just go on and on as gbaji,
As tricky as Beck,
As high as LJ,
As psycho-analytical as Anna,
As lethal as Mr Winky,
As drunk as Sora,
As adventurous as Totem,
As guru as LockCole,
As persistent as Varrus,
As fabulous as Nixnot,
As chilled as Paulsol,
As pussy as Goggy (yeah, well, you chose your own name...),
As POWERFUL(!!!) as Kao,
As genetically modified as Ash,
As Southern as Nadenu,
As fatherly as Debalic,
As robotic as Allegory,
As timeless as Timelordwho,
As anonymous as Wint,
As administrative as Usagi,
As ********** as Darqflame,
As judicial as Nobia,
As metaphysically omnipresent as Ary,
As sweet-hearted as Belkira,
As CAPSLOCKED as RJ,
As ascerbic as Iamadam,
As punk as Punkfloyd,
As hot as toohorforyou,
As cynical as Turin,
As efficient as Khali,
As resilient as BrownDuck,
As respected as Allakhazam,
As mystical as Elinda,
As Friday Feeling as Tare,
As caffeinated as DSD,
As amphibian as Mental Frog
And as discreet as anyone I might've forgotten.

So yeah, busy decade ahead...

You may now get a free rate-up or nude pic of myself, depending on how much I like you.

Sincerely,
Red


Edited, Sep 30th 2009 4:05pm by RedPhoenixxx

Edited, Sep 30th 2009 5:25pm by RedPhoenixxx

I'm not that discreet, just newer :(

grats

You're gonna need more decades. But happy birthday, anyway!

As guru? Haha, I think Jophiel wins that title, but thanks! Happy birthday!

Is this free nude pic thing for real? Do we each get a different pic? If so, we could trade them, like pokemon cards. Only, you know, not in school playgrounds. Er. Anyway, thanks me for putting me near the top of the list, I choose to read enormously into it.

Happy birthday, man. I hope your cake has a gooey stripper centre, courtesy of the guys downstairs.

Nude Red! Oh Red! Yesss!

Joyeux Anniversaire à vous

Happy Birthday!

Rate-downs for forgetting me.

30 should only be an issue for guys if they still live with their parents. You're safe on that one, right Red?

Dude. Please. Those ******* been draggin' the ground forever.

Happy 30th Birthday!!!

Thanks everyone!

I've been stuck at work all day, which isn't the greatest way to start my 30's, but there you go. I'll make up for it when I get home: I've got a 1997 bottle of Dom Perignon and a bag of weed waiting for me, so hurray!



Yeah, I do feel bad about that. I rectified my mistake. Having said that, it should be a hint that you probably should post moar. I mean, what's more important, your family or your virtual friends? Yeah, I thought so too.



Indeed, I've been cohabitating with my better half for 5 years.



Desolé, c'est ca la vieillesse, ma memoire n'est plus ce qu'elle etait...

Happy 30th Red. I mean that sincerely, even though I was forgotten in your OP. It's ok. I know once people hit 30 we're easier to ignore. You'll soon find that out too