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Edited, Sep 28th 2009 9:31pm by LobsterJohnson
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Occasionally the ant wanders into the roach motel. He usually gets eaten.
I'll often yell at homeless people: "Hey, how is that homelessness working out for you? Try not being homeless for once."
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
So did you ever find out how long jizzum can last in a fridge?
Sweetums wrote:
So did you ever find out how long jizzum can last in a fridge?
Depends on if your mum is around and she is hungry
My church tried to bribe me back into the congregation today with a package of candy, popcorn, highlighters, pens, and sticky notes. I believe they suspect me to be an eight year old running his own business from home.
Allegory wrote:
My church tried to bribe me back into the congregation today with a package of candy, popcorn, highlighters, pens, and sticky notes. I believe they suspect me to be an eight year old running his own business from home.
I'd have taken the bribe, personally. Well, maybe. How many sticky notes are we talking here?
Not that is is very interesting, but I suppose I should clarify. I was mailed the goods without consent, so it is not as if I could refuse the offer. This is more distressing because it means my family members have recently provided them my address, which means they have not fully given up hope for me. Oh the fun I will have the day we finally have that talk.
Edited, Sep 29th 2009 12:50am by Allegory
Edited, Sep 29th 2009 12:50am by Allegory
Kavekk wrote:
Well, maybe. How many sticky notes are we talking here?
Depends on how bored the pastor has been, wouldn't you say?
BrownDuck wrote:
Kavekk wrote:
Well, maybe. How many sticky notes are we talking here?
Depends on how aroused the pastor has been, wouldn't you say?
Yeah
Jophiel wrote:
I'll often yell at homeless people: "Hey, how is that homelessness working out for you? Try not being homeless for once."
Ya know, if I had premium...
Guenny wrote:
Get a job, you hippie.
LobsterJohnson wrote:
Guenny wrote:
Get a job, you hippie.
Hold a job, you hippie.
"I have lost my way
But I hear a tale
About a heaven in Alberta
Where they've got all hell for a basement"
But I hear a tale
About a heaven in Alberta
Where they've got all hell for a basement"
Adam, stop rhyming.
LobsterJohnson wrote:
Adam, stop rhyming.
I'll never lose my timing.
"I have lost my way
But I hear a tale
About a heaven in Alberta
Where they've got all hell for a basement"
But I hear a tale
About a heaven in Alberta
Where they've got all hell for a basement"
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