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#27 Sep 22 2009 at 5:27 AM Rating: Excellent
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The slightly unfunny thing is that I'm gonna see him again in 3 weeks for the Plenary session in Strasbourg.

Is it possible to learn Krav Maga in 3 weeks?


You don't need to learn Krav Maga. You just need to suppress your French instincts and learn how to hit something in the ********* very hard instead of surrendering.


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#28 Sep 22 2009 at 5:31 AM Rating: Excellent
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On closer inspection, it kinda looks as though he's waving a pair of white boxer shorts.

Italian councillor, datchoo?
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#29 Sep 22 2009 at 5:34 AM Rating: Good
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Huh, they are white boxers. Just to really rub your position in.
#30 Sep 22 2009 at 5:42 AM Rating: Decent
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#31 Sep 22 2009 at 5:44 AM Rating: Good
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RedPhoenixxx wrote:

So, have you ever been the victim of unwanted sexual attention? Every been in a "tight" situation? Is there a polite way to say "get the fuck out of my room you greasy Italian?" Can I blame Berlusconi for this?
Gender-biased as this may sound, women put up with this crap constantly.

Just about a year ago, a guy I work with insisted I go for a walk with him where he 'admitted' to me that he has a crush on me. He just wanted to get it out in the open...he claimed. Weirdo. Realize, I'm 47 now - been married forever....and STILL putting up with this crap.

The second you suspect a fellow is coming on to you and you don't want the attention, nip it in the bud - immediately. You did good job. Something I've found helpful - if only for my own satisfaction, is to voice your misgivings about his advances loudly - while others are around. Don't be afraid to embarrass the basturd.





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#32 Sep 22 2009 at 7:49 AM Rating: Good
That is gender biased. I have creepy women hit on me all the time. Near constantly, in fact. This one time I was just minding my own business, rummaging through my neighbour's garbage, when she started throwing her underwear (among other things) at me.

Women, eh?
#33 Sep 22 2009 at 9:40 AM Rating: Good
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Aripyanfar wrote:
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How the hell do you pronounce Bydgoszcz?


"Beed-gosh", or so I learnt. Superfluous letters are superfluous.

To the French. Smiley: nod


Sorta, sorta sorta. They aren't superfluous. Sz=sh. Cz=ch. Kind of. Yet you'd say it and Polish people would give you that puzzled look, like they aren't used to hearing their language with an accent.

Yeah, in Poland, men would constantly try to get me and my friends to ********** them in random places. Really. You'd just give them that look like "I can't believe you are serious" and wander away. You don't go out late at night by yourself. And if all else fails, go ask some grandma to protect you. Being clear is the key though. No ambiguity if you don't want to invite some guy to raeptime.
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#34REDACTED, Posted: Sep 22 2009 at 11:18 AM, Rating: Sub-Default, (Expand Post) lmao...you frenchies. Hillarious that you felt you needed to explain why he needed to leave. Then again you're probably a closet ****; which would account for all the pent up rage and hostility you exhibit daily.
#35 Sep 22 2009 at 11:22 AM Rating: Excellent
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publiusvarus wrote:
lmao...you frenchies. Hillarious that you felt you needed to explain why he needed to leave. Then again you're probably a closet ****; which would account for all the pent up rage and hostility you exhibit daily.


It's true. When I think of Redphoenixxx, I think "pent up rage".

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#36 Sep 22 2009 at 11:22 AM Rating: Good
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publiusvarus wrote:
lmao...you frenchies. Hillarious that you felt you needed to explain why he needed to leave. Then again you're probably a closet ****; which would account for all the pent up rage and hostility you exhibit daily.


Red? He's too busy being stoned to be enraged.
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Seriously, what the f*ck nature?
#37 Sep 22 2009 at 12:18 PM Rating: Decent
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publiusvarus wrote:
lmao...you frenchies. Hillarious that you felt you needed to explain why he needed to leave. Then again you're probably a closet ****; which would account for all the pent up rage and hostility you exhibit daily.


Irony? Please tell me I'm not just drunk? Smiley: laugh
#38 Sep 22 2009 at 12:26 PM Rating: Good
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You should have gone for it!

And then taken loads of compromising fotos and blackmailed him with them.

It would have made a good movie after you were found brutally murdered with your hands feet and head missing......


Hope this helps.
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#39 Sep 22 2009 at 2:00 PM Rating: Good
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publiusvarus wrote:
lmao...you frenchies. Hillarious that you felt you needed to explain why he needed to leave. Then again you're probably a closet ****; which would account for all the pent up rage and hostility you exhibit daily.


It's true. When I think of Redphoenixxx, I think "pent up rage".

Nexa


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Although, in fairness, that wasn't very pent up.
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#40 Sep 22 2009 at 2:06 PM Rating: Decent
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I was a bit wary to read this thread since the title implied that it would be about some gay European encounter.

Forget implied. It was everything I'd imagined it would be. Should have trusted my original instinct.
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#41 Sep 22 2009 at 2:08 PM Rating: Good
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Nexa wrote:
publiusvarus wrote:
lmao...you frenchies. Hillarious that you felt you needed to explain why he needed to leave. Then again you're probably a closet ****; which would account for all the pent up rage and hostility you exhibit daily.


It's true. When I think of Redphoenixxx, I think "pent up rage".

Nexa


Smiley: mad

Although, in fairness, that wasn't very pent up.


What's up with the liberal democrats, hey? I was actually going to vote for them, as in the conservative stronghold I live in they;re the second largest party by a large margin, but they're worse than the tories. Their radical plans can be summed up as "retarded". I wanted to have one less tory in the house of commons, but if Neil Matthews were elected he'd probably egg them on, screaming for more cuts on education, health and other useless services. Fuck him and his fucking dolphin, too.
#42 Sep 22 2009 at 2:34 PM Rating: Good
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What's up with the liberal democrats, hey? I was actually going to vote for them, as in the conservative stronghold I live in they;re the second largest party by a large margin, but they're worse than the tories. Their radical plans can be summed up as "retarded". I wanted to have one less tory in the house of commons, but if Neil Matthews were elected he'd probably egg them on, screaming for more cuts on education, health and other useless services. Fuck him and his fucking dolphin, too.


The rise to power of the Tories is an event from which there can be no escape. It has been foretold by the Babylonian Priests. It is written in the Dead Sea Scrolls. It has appeared in the chants and visions of Mayan shamans. It was carved in the stones of Atlantis, using a chisel made from God's very own granite *****, using the blood of albino Jewish children to make it stand out a bit more. I think Dan Brown ever wrote a novel about it called "The Cameron Chronicles". Or was it JK Rowling?

Either way, I'd still vote for the Lib Dem. Just, you know, on principle.
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#43 Sep 23 2009 at 12:32 PM Rating: Excellent
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This is a rare occasion where I can sympathise with an Italian.

C'mon folks. This is Redphoenixxx we're talking about:

Exhibit 1:
An garlic eating Frenchist


I'm straight and I'd probably fUck him.
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#44 Sep 23 2009 at 12:35 PM Rating: Excellent
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I'm feeling very protective of RP right now.

Mainly because of your avatard, Nobby.

/skeeve

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#45 Sep 23 2009 at 12:40 PM Rating: Excellent
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Samira wrote:
I'm feeling very protective of RP right now.

Mainly because of your avatard, Nobby.

/skeeve



All better now.

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#46REDACTED, Posted: Sep 23 2009 at 12:44 PM, Rating: Sub-Default, (Expand Post) Nobby,
#47 Sep 23 2009 at 12:44 PM Rating: Good
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Nobby wrote:
This is a rare occasion where I can sympathise with an Italian.

C'mon folks. This is Redphoenixxx we're talking about:

Exhibit 1:
An garlic eating Frenchist


I'm straight and I'd probably fUck him.


Is it just me or does that guy sitting in the background next to that lady look like Virus?
#48 Sep 23 2009 at 12:45 PM Rating: Good
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Nobby,

Thanks for using my picture without permission. Does this mean I can sue allakhazam now?




No, it means you can go cry to the admins like that ***** Katie.
#49 Sep 23 2009 at 12:47 PM Rating: Excellent
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publiusvarus wrote:
Nobby,

Thanks for using my picture without permission. Does this mean I can sue allakhazam now?

I was given permission by the gay dating site that states that uploaded images are in the public domain.

If you're going to take on Mr Moyer (Attorney at Law), I hope you have the weight of niobia's legal wisdom behind you.

PS. These girls that 'give you the eye' . . Is that exclusively in Opticians' stores?
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#50 Sep 23 2009 at 12:48 PM Rating: Excellent
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publiusvarus wrote:
Nobby,

Thanks for using my picture without permission. Does this mean I can sue allakhazam now?



Wait, varus is a cute lil rodent?

I'm suddenly seeing his posts in a totally different light. Smiley: lol
#51REDACTED, Posted: Sep 23 2009 at 12:51 PM, Rating: Sub-Default, (Expand Post) Mental,
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