Aripyanfar wrote:
Pensive the Ludicrous wrote:
Kavekk wrote:
No one ever gets into a flame war with me.
You are playful to the point of being impossible to excoriate.
Yup. Shallow. Hollow. Nothing to attack.
That's remarkably perceptive of you, Ari. At first I thought "Oh, I'm being flamed in the very thread I complained about not being flamed - that's a bit contrived, isn't it? I guess it makes for a good joke, but is it a quality flame? I think not", but after reading your comments again I was struck by the truth in them. It's true, I am empty inside. Behind my facade of joviality lies a nothingness where my soul should be. My emotional range goes all the way from boredom to apathy, with no stops in between. Very occasionally, I'll feel some other emotion, like hunger, but the commute to melancholy never takes long.
I could make some retaliatory flame, something about how silly it is to study defunct disciplines like philosophy or how crazy it is to pay attention to the ravings of religious nut-jobs, but I won't. These are superficial, obvious insights. they do not compare to your own incisive deduction. They would pale, pale in comparison to it, so why bother? Why bother with anything, really? I hope you enjoy your victory, Ari, because I'd have surely found it boring. Just like anything, really. Anyway, I'm starving, so I'll bring this post to an end so I can go make a sandwich.