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According to the ad, you're the wrong sex for his tastes 
Edited, Sep 23rd 2009 10:13am by Goggy
Edited, Sep 23rd 2009 10:13am by Goggy
And yet, he still hasn't changed it. Hahaha, Varus is a gay.
Watch out, Guenny! Varus is looking for a beard.
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Jophiel wrote:
Watch out, Guenny! Varus is looking for a beard.
#258REDACTED,
Posted: Sep 23 2009 at 11:48 AM, Rating: Sub-Default, (Expand Post) Only if I can join her in the dressing room.
publiusvarus wrote:
Only if I can join her in the dressing room.
I don't see why not. It's you and Barkingturtle in the same dressing room she needs to worry about.
This'll be awesome. You can totally play Will to her Grace.
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Jophiel wrote:
publiusvarus wrote:
Only if I can join her in the dressing room.
I don't see why not. It's you and Barkingturtle in the same dressing room she needs to worry about.
This'll be awesome. You can totally play Will to her Grace.
"Mmm, honey, your *** does not work in those jeans!"
Edited, Sep 23rd 2009 3:03pm by Sweetums
I dunno, I'm still kind of scared. He's so obsessed with anally raping me, I think he might be using me as a step in his orientation realignment proceedings.
Don't demean my people by trying to include Varus in our community.
We don't want him, we don't claim him.
Just like Tom Cruise.
except Varus is an abomination in mind AND body.
We don't want him, we don't claim him.
Just like Tom Cruise.
except Varus is an abomination in mind AND body.
Bard,
Hermaphrodite transexuals are ok in your book so I think I'm ok here. I can see i'm going to need to post some newer pics. Maybe I'll show you limp d*cked liberals what a real six pack is supposed to look like.
Quote:
Don't demean my people
Hermaphrodite transexuals are ok in your book so I think I'm ok here. I can see i'm going to need to post some newer pics. Maybe I'll show you limp d*cked liberals what a real six pack is supposed to look like.
publiusvarus wrote:
Bard,
Hermaphrodite transexuals are ok in your book so I think I'm ok here. I can see i'm going to need to post some newer pics. Maybe I'll show you limp d*cked liberals what a real six pack is supposed to look like.
Quote:
Don't demean my people
Hermaphrodite transexuals are ok in your book so I think I'm ok here. I can see i'm going to need to post some newer pics. Maybe I'll show you limp d*cked liberals what a real six pack is supposed to look like.
are you coming onto me?
Bard,
Are you a girl?
Are you a girl?
publiusvarus wrote:
Hermaphrodite transexuals are ok in your book so I think I'm ok here.
Your words, not mine.
This goes a long way towards explaining the "Man Seeking Man; I want a woman" thing though.
Edited, Sep 23rd 2009 4:01pm by Jophiel
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
publiusvarus wrote:
Bard,
Are you a girl?
Are you a girl?
I have a ***** and prefer people with them as well.
Bardalicious wrote:
publiusvarus wrote:
Bard,
Are you a girl?
Are you a girl?
I have a ***** and prefer people with them as well.
Perfect!
varus, you can cancel those dating board subscriptions!
publiusvarus wrote:
we all know liberals are well adjusted american citizens who only want what's best for society. While conservatives are evil money grubbing scum who only want to sh*t on the little man and rob the world of its resources.
publiusvarus wrote:
a real six pack
Will it be wrapped up in plastic wrap?
CBD wrote:
publiusvarus wrote:
a real six pack
Will it be wrapped up in plastic wrap?
Sweetums wrote:
The real question is: Keystone Light or Miller Light?
Keystone. Without a doubt.
Edited, Sep 23rd 2009 5:36pm by CBD
Bardalicious wrote:
publiusvarus wrote:
Bard,
Are you a girl?
Are you a girl?
I have a ***** and prefer people with them as well.
That doesn't answer his question.
MentalFrog wrote:
Bardalicious wrote:
publiusvarus wrote:
Bard,
Are you a girl?
Are you a girl?
I have a ***** and prefer people with them as well.
That doesn't answer his question.
I was trying to leave it open ended and ambiguous, to see what sort of lulz I could glean from Varus.
But you had to go and ruin it
To answer the question directly, no I'm not a girl, nor am I a woman. I am, in fact, a gay man.
publiusvarus wrote:
I'm insurance because I like money. I like being able to buy things. I like blowing a money on expensive dinner dates without a second thought. I'm the guy that your wife gives the "f*ck me now" eyes at the grocery store while you're loading the groceries and you pretend you didn't see. Believe it or not I can see why you despise me. Were I in your position I might feel the same way.
Dude, Sizzler isn't expensive.
Love,
PunkFloyd
PunkFloyd
PunkFloyd, King of Bards wrote:
publiusvarus wrote:
I'm insurance because I like money. I like being able to buy things. I like blowing a money on expensive dinner dates without a second thought. I'm the guy that your wife gives the "f*ck me now" eyes at the grocery store while you're loading the groceries and you pretend you didn't see. Believe it or not I can see why you despise me. Were I in your position I might feel the same way.
Dude, Sizzler isn't expensive.
Match.com gets pricey after a bit.
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Jophiel wrote:
PunkFloyd, King of Bards wrote:
publiusvarus wrote:
I'm insurance because I like money. I like being able to buy things. I like blowing a money on expensive dinner dates without a second thought. I'm the guy that your wife gives the "f*ck me now" eyes at the grocery store while you're loading the groceries and you pretend you didn't see. Believe it or not I can see why you despise me. Were I in your position I might feel the same way.
Dude, Sizzler isn't expensive.
Match.com gets pricey after a bit.
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