African tribal men eat cows' menstrual matter and grow huge **********
http://funreports.com/2004/11/18/57180.html
Ok. Is this real? OMG. I don't have balls so I wouldn't know but wouldn't that be extremely uncomfortable? Let alone the sweat that would build up behind them.
Edit:
Picture may not be alright for work!
Edited, Sep 21st 2009 7:31am by popcornshowers
NOT SAFE FOR WORK!!!
Edited, Sep 21st 2009 9:14am by Darqflame
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Ok, if this isn't moved, I'm posting Magiwang when I get home.
Holy crap. 
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Can you tie 'em in a knot? Can you tie 'em in a bow?
Do they have a hollow sound when you drag 'em on the ground?
Can you tie 'em in a knot? Can you tie 'em in a bow?
Do they have a hollow sound when you drag 'em on the ground?
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Deceiver! You said you weren't into balls! 
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Yeah... that pic. Although I guess you could pretend they're members of a basketball team if you don't look too closely.
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
Or elephantitis.
In before move
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Goggy wrote:
Or elephantitis.
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Taint.
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When are you guys going to learn you can't post this kind of stuff in OOT?
Nadenu wrote:
When are you guys going to learn you can't post this kind of stuff in OOT?
Bollox!
This makes me sick to the stomach.
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Calmus wrote:
...draining with sambas is kind of like you smack the thing and as you smack blood flies out... normally the blood would just you know fall and be red an what-not, but, with the samba your all whacked out and decide to drink the blood as it flys out. thus not adding MORE damage just taking more advantage of your damage. at least thats my take on it.
I sit on my balls enough as it is. That must be a very painful burden.
Edit: Did anyone actually read this?
They don't even scrape it off with their fingers - they just mozy on up and eat out the cow's *****.
Edited, Sep 21st 2009 11:01am by BrownDuck
Edit: Did anyone actually read this?
Quote:
The Bubals believe that the licking of cow's ****** makes would-be warriors strong and courageous.
They don't even scrape it off with their fingers - they just mozy on up and eat out the cow's *****.
Edited, Sep 21st 2009 11:01am by BrownDuck
I didn't even know cows menstruated. I thought that was a trait of primates.
popcornshowers wrote:
African tribal men eat cows' menstrual matter and grow huge **********
http://funreports.com/2004/11/18/57180.html
Ok. Is this real? OMG. I don't have balls so I wouldn't know but wouldn't that be extremely uncomfortable? Let alone the sweat that would build up behind them.
http://funreports.com/2004/11/18/57180.html
Ok. Is this real? OMG. I don't have balls so I wouldn't know but wouldn't that be extremely uncomfortable? Let alone the sweat that would build up behind them.
I should really learn not to drink while at the PC already .
BrownDuck wrote:
I sit on my balls enough as it is. That must be a very painful burden.
Edit: Did anyone actually read this?
They don't even scrape it off with their fingers - they just mozy on up and eat out the cow's @#%^.
Edited, Sep 21st 2009 11:01am by BrownDuck
Edit: Did anyone actually read this?
Quote:
The Bubals believe that the licking of cow's ****** makes would-be warriors strong and courageous.
They don't even scrape it off with their fingers - they just mozy on up and eat out the cow's @#%^.
Edited, Sep 21st 2009 11:01am by BrownDuck
I didn't know whether to be more horrified by that, or by the fact that tourists pay these guys for the privilege of looking at their enormous **********
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
Goddam it, I'm trying to eat breakfast here!
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The entire article is bunk. Those men have elephantiasis, not elephantitis like someone else posted earlier. Overt menstruation is only found in humans and closely related primates. Most other mammals that experience menstruation reabsorb the endometrium instead of bleeding it out, cows included.
Was it the picture of the anemone-headed duckbill platypus that tipped you off?
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
See? I was right when I thought it was a trait of primates. XD
Elephantiasis, courtesy of Wikipedia.
Edited, Sep 21st 2009 4:31pm by catwho
Elephantiasis, courtesy of Wikipedia.
Edited, Sep 21st 2009 4:31pm by catwho
Admiral Tzemesce wrote:
The entire article is bunk. Those men have elephantiasis, not elephantitis like someone else posted earlier. Overt menstruation is only found in humans and closely related primates. Most other mammals that experience menstruation reabsorb the endometrium instead of bleeding it out, cows included.
Counter point: http://www.angelfire.com/nm/kirasperiod/cows/cows.html
Not really sure if anyone can argue with such hardcore scientific evidence.
BrownDuck wrote:
Admiral Tzemesce wrote:
The entire article is bunk. Those men have elephantiasis, not elephantitis like someone else posted earlier. Overt menstruation is only found in humans and closely related primates. Most other mammals that experience menstruation reabsorb the endometrium instead of bleeding it out, cows included.
Counter point: http://www.angelfire.com/nm/kirasperiod/cows/cows.html
Not really sure if anyone can argue with such hardcore scientific evidence.
Quote:
Q: Help! My cow is bloated! What should I do?
A: Poke small holes sporadically in the cow with a sterile fork. Do not be alarmed if fluids leak from these holes, this is to be expected.
A: Poke small holes sporadically in the cow with a sterile fork. Do not be alarmed if fluids leak from these holes, this is to be expected.
Admiral Tzemesce wrote:
The entire article is bunk. Those men have elephantiasis, not elephantitis like someone else posted earlier. Overt menstruation is only found in humans and closely related primates. Most other mammals that experience menstruation reabsorb the endometrium instead of bleeding it out, cows included.
No cow ****** licking going on here.
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
BrownDuck wrote:
Admiral Tzemesce wrote:
The entire article is bunk. Those men have elephantiasis, not elephantitis like someone else posted earlier. Overt menstruation is only found in humans and closely related primates. Most other mammals that experience menstruation reabsorb the endometrium instead of bleeding it out, cows included.
Counter point: http://www.angelfire.com/nm/kirasperiod/cows/cows.html
Not really sure if anyone can argue with such hardcore scientific evidence.
I stand horrifyingly corrected.
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