I think my ***** might be haunted. (was forum=28)Follow

I think my vibrator might be haunted. I've been enjoying a quiet evening in front of my computer, which is in my bedroom . Nothing too exciting is happening, I'm just reading my emails, when suddenly I need to go to the loo . So, I go to the loo, and as I'm sitting there, thinking about the state of affairs, I hear this loud noise . It sounds a bit like a revving motorbike .

My estate is a favourite for teenage scrotes on their ****** little bikes, so when I went back into my room, and noticed it was particularly loud in there, I went to the window to close it as shut the noise out. As I do this, I take a look outside - no bike , no teenage twatbag revving an engine - nothing . But the noise is really loud by the windows.

My next door neighbour is a DIY freak and likes to drill at silly times of night . Maybe it's this- so I pick up the phone and ask if he can maybe quit the drilling until tomorrow, and he replys that not only is he not drilling, but he can't hear any noise .

I go to the window again, intent on figuring out the source of the noise . I can't see anything that could be causing it. It's at this time that I notice my curtain is moving ...and on closer examintion, I notice that my newest addition to the vibrator collection has somehow started itself, and is happily rattling away on the windowsill.

This particular one has never been used , because on opening the pack when I got it, it smelt of burning tyres . It's been sitting on my windowsill for months, and I can only assume that some kind of sunlight or moisture based corrosion of the inner workings made it do that - but it was pretty odd!

Why not? It's where I buy my cat food!

...my cat isn't looking so well. BRB, taking cat to vet.

Would it work like those vibration machines from the 50's? My cat could really stand to lose some weight.

"can I try that one?"

It's probably just a horny female ghost haunting your house, not the vibrator itself.

Also, was this vibrator really that loud that you confused it for a revving motorbike? What was it called, The Chopper?

I hate this thread with every fiber of my being.

Hmmmm. Seems the folks that run twilight are really catering to the fan fiction crowd.

For some reason, I'm feeling very sane and normal.

Well at least you didn't dress it up and try to talk with it.

Or sculpt pottery with it.

Edited, Sep 17th 2009 9:26pm by Shaowstrike

At least your daughter didn't bring a vibrator to school and turn it on and put it up to her neck because it made her voice sound cool. My wife is a teacher and had one of her students do that. Later they found another one that the girl gave to her friend. Needless to say, the mother never came to the school to claim her property.

Not work safe links REQUIRE a [NWS] tag regardless of thread context. Certain threads should not be started in the ******* OOT forum. There are minors present in OOT.

I shouldn't have to keep on this topic. Figure it out or people will start taking extended vacations.

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To be fair they probably thought your interns were little *****.