Coincidentally, I'm going to some Pirate themed burlesque show with the GF this Saturday night.
And you're nothing like I'd pictured, still a *****, but not nearly as fat as imagined.
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"The Rich are there to take all of the money & pay none of the taxes, the middle class is there to do all the work and pay all the taxes, and the poor are there to scare the crap out of the middle class." -George Carlin