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Some people are like slinkies, they aren't really good for anything, but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down the stairs.
Some people are like slinkies, they aren't really good for anything, but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down the stairs.
I was 13 when I saw Dirty Dancing. He taught me what lust was. R.I.P. 
Red Dawn was the first movie I saw him in, and I was a big fan of that flick back in the day. Strangely, some friends and I watched it again about a year ago. It definitely wasn't as good as I remembered.
I admired the fact he had a sense of humor, the SNL skit with Chris Farly comes to mind, and that movie where he dressed in drag. That takes balls.
I admired the fact he had a sense of humor, the SNL skit with Chris Farly comes to mind, and that movie where he dressed in drag. That takes balls.
Some people are like slinkies, they aren't really good for anything, but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down the stairs.
I like the one where he was a pedophile.
publiusvarus wrote:
we all know liberals are well adjusted american citizens who only want what's best for society. While conservatives are evil money grubbing scum who only want to sh*t on the little man and rob the world of its resources.
Oh yeah, I forgot, I can't say that.
I like the movie where he's a kid-fucker.
I like the movie where he's a kid-fucker.
publiusvarus wrote:
we all know liberals are well adjusted american citizens who only want what's best for society. While conservatives are evil money grubbing scum who only want to sh*t on the little man and rob the world of its resources.
Dam you Kakar.
Alma wrote:
I lost my post
I made the roadhouse joke six minutes before you did. 
Also, RIP.
Also, RIP.Turin wrote:
Seriously, what the f*ck nature?
I saw that after I posted mine. 'sokay, Sandbox don't count anyhow. ;)
Some people are like slinkies, they aren't really good for anything, but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down the stairs.
RIP, Swayze.
What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
Conversation while driving to work this morning:
Me: "Why do you sound so happy this morning?"
Smash: "Patrick Swayze died!"
Me: "Why would you be happy about that? I like Patrick Swayze!"
Smash: "Why would you like Patrick Swayze?! He hated old people...and dogs!"
Me: "Oh he did not...he was really a very nice guy!"
Smash: "He hit his wife!"
Me: "He didn't either! They were very much in love and married forever!"
Smash: "No, that wasn't his wife...that was the robot he built in her likeness after he ripped her throat out with his bare hands!"
Me: "That's not even funny, they were really cute together."
Smash: "Sam Elliot tried to get him to go into rehab, but I guess it didn't work out."
*sigh*
Nexa
Me: "Why do you sound so happy this morning?"
Smash: "Patrick Swayze died!"
Me: "Why would you be happy about that? I like Patrick Swayze!"
Smash: "Why would you like Patrick Swayze?! He hated old people...and dogs!"
Me: "Oh he did not...he was really a very nice guy!"
Smash: "He hit his wife!"
Me: "He didn't either! They were very much in love and married forever!"
Smash: "No, that wasn't his wife...that was the robot he built in her likeness after he ripped her throat out with his bare hands!"
Me: "That's not even funny, they were really cute together."
Smash: "Sam Elliot tried to get him to go into rehab, but I guess it didn't work out."
*sigh*
Nexa
“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
I'm impressed he lived as long as he did after diagnosis. Pancreatic cancer is a *****.
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
Nexa wrote:
Conversation while driving to work this morning:
Me: "Why do you sound so happy this morning?"
Smash: "Patrick Swayze died!"
Me: "Why would you be happy about that? I like Patrick Swayze!"
Smash: "Why would you like Patrick Swayze?! He hated old people...and dogs!"
Me: "Oh he did not...he was really a very nice guy!"
Smash: "He hit his wife!"
Me: "He didn't either! They were very much in love and married forever!"
Smash: "No, that wasn't his wife...that was the robot he built in her likeness after he ripped her throat out with his bare hands!"
Me: "That's not even funny, they were really cute together."
Smash: "Sam Elliot tried to get him to go into rehab, but I guess it didn't work out."
Me: "Why do you sound so happy this morning?"
Smash: "Patrick Swayze died!"
Me: "Why would you be happy about that? I like Patrick Swayze!"
Smash: "Why would you like Patrick Swayze?! He hated old people...and dogs!"
Me: "Oh he did not...he was really a very nice guy!"
Smash: "He hit his wife!"
Me: "He didn't either! They were very much in love and married forever!"
Smash: "No, that wasn't his wife...that was the robot he built in her likeness after he ripped her throat out with his bare hands!"
Me: "That's not even funny, they were really cute together."
Smash: "Sam Elliot tried to get him to go into rehab, but I guess it didn't work out."
You realize that Smash had better make a killing at the tables just to pay for Hannah's therapy, right? Or maybe the other way around. Hard to say...
King Nobby wrote:
More words please
gbaji wrote:
You realize that Smash had better make a killing at the tables just to pay for Hannah's therapy, right? Or maybe the other way around. Hard to say...
It sounds like the dementia's beginning to set in...
publiusvarus wrote:
we all know liberals are well adjusted american citizens who only want what's best for society. While conservatives are evil money grubbing scum who only want to sh*t on the little man and rob the world of its resources.
Pretty sure Hannah will be the winner in that match up.
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
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