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Is Backdoor Sluts 9 real?
Can't sleep, clown will eat me.
If it is, I doubt it's the best **** ever-- or even good.
Galkaman wrote:
Kuwoobie will die crushed under the burden of his mediocrity.
Kuwoobie wrote:
If it is, I doubt it's the best **** ever-- or even good.
But Back Door Sluts 9 makes Crotch Capers 3 look like Naughty Nurses 2
Can't sleep, clown will eat me.
Kuwoobie wrote:
If it is, I doubt it's the best **** ever-- or even good.
Its all about attention to detail really. If it was all about well *****-ed and slightly bleach buttholes getting pounded, I'd probably fap to it.
Sounds atrocious. The best erotic material isn't explicit anyway.
Pensive the Ludicrous wrote:
Sounds atrocious.
Your face is atrocious.
Don't forget Sexy Senoritas 7.
Quote:
Your face is atrocious.
I'm sorry. I didn't mean to insult your acting ability.
It turned Butters into Gollum so it must be pretty good.
Paskil wrote:
It turned Butters into Gollum so it must be pretty good.
Breaking Butters' mind isn't the most difficult thing in the world to do. He probably would have had the same reaction from watching softcore **** on late night Cinemax.
******** Gump.
Instead of Shrimp, he talks Tuna.
We rented that the same night we got John Wayne Bobbit. Spoiler! It's Bent.
Then 12 of us piled out of the little room, went to my house and ate bowls of Fuzzy Navel Jello. I haven't laughed that hard since.
Instead of Shrimp, he talks Tuna.
We rented that the same night we got John Wayne Bobbit. Spoiler! It's Bent.
Then 12 of us piled out of the little room, went to my house and ate bowls of Fuzzy Navel Jello. I haven't laughed that hard since.
**** of the Dead.
I would totally watch it and give you a review but seeing as I haven't seen 1 through 8, I'd be a little lost since I don't know the story or characters.
Love,
PunkFloyd
PunkFloyd
PunkFloyd, King of Bards wrote:
I would totally watch it and give you a review but seeing as I haven't seen 1 through 8, I'd be a little lost since I don't know the story or characters.
/snark soda through nasal cavity...Call me crazy, but I don't like **** that involves rape, fecal matter, the tearing of entryways causing bleeding, pee "explosions", vomiting after choking on a ****, *** eating, animal sex, tentacles or robots. NWSF possibly
Believe me, I have seen all of the above and never want to see it again.
Believe me, I have seen all of the above and never want to see it again.
Galkaman wrote:
Kuwoobie will die crushed under the burden of his mediocrity.
When you say animal sex, do you mean bestiality, two animals going at it or animalistic sex?
Also, what's wrong with robots? Racist.
Also interesting to note that you're only against choking on a **** if it leads to vomiting. Interesting... and something the OoT is judgmental about?
Edited, Sep 13th 2009 11:51am by Kavekk
Also, what's wrong with robots? Racist.
Also interesting to note that you're only against choking on a **** if it leads to vomiting. Interesting... and something the OoT is judgmental about?
Edited, Sep 13th 2009 11:51am by Kavekk
Kuwoobie wrote:
Call me crazy, but I don't like **** that involves rape, fecal matter, the tearing of entryways causing bleeding, pee "explosions", vomiting after choking on a ****, *** eating, animal sex, tentacles or robots. NFSW possibly
In b4 move to Asylum.
Shaowstrike (Retired - FFXI)
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Cooking/Fishing 100
"We don't just borrow words; on occasion, English has pursued other languages down alleyways to beat them unconscious and rifle their pockets for new vocabulary."
— James D. Nicoll
91PUP/BLM 86SMN/BST 76DRK
Cooking/Fishing 100
"We don't just borrow words; on occasion, English has pursued other languages down alleyways to beat them unconscious and rifle their pockets for new vocabulary."
— James D. Nicoll
This may be the single best thread ever.
It isn't very original 
Flixa the Sly wrote:
It isn't very original
**** rarely is
Edited, Sep 13th 2009 1:39pm by Bardalicious
TirithRR the Eccentric wrote:
Is Backdoor Sluts 9 real?
Yes, it is a real series. Just like "My grandma is a ***** #3". Honestly though, the best **** EVER imho was "Swinging In The Rain" ... its a musical of course. They sing, they *****, it actually has a variety of scenes (girl on girl, girl w/vibe, 2 girls 1 guy, 1 guy 1 girl).
Remember, I worked at a **** store for 5 years. I know my smut.
Things I sometimes play...
"What do you want to be when you grow up?"
"I want to be a unicorn!"
"Awww, why's that?"........
"So I can stab people with my face."
"What do you want to be when you grow up?"
"I want to be a unicorn!"
"Awww, why's that?"........
"So I can stab people with my face."
Once, I found a DVD in the street titled Butt Sluts. It's pretty crappy.
Edited, Sep 13th 2009 5:19pm by boywithoutaspoon
Edited, Sep 13th 2009 5:19pm by boywithoutaspoon
MineAngel had the DVD "Cumspiracy" sitting on his dvd player in his room. I visited again, almost a year later and the dvd was still sitting there. I giggled. We never watched it...
(But he buys everything. Seabiscuit and the Pacifier, FFS)
(But he buys everything. Seabiscuit and the Pacifier, FFS)
Great. Now I am stuck in the Asylum. Its dark and scary in here.
Someone who doesn't find me absolutely disgusting, hold me. I'm not picky.
Someone who doesn't find me absolutely disgusting, hold me. I'm not picky.
GrowlingBunny wrote:
Great. Now I am stuck in the Asylum. Its dark and scary in here.
Someone who doesn't find me absolutely disgusting, hold me. I'm not picky.
Someone who doesn't find me absolutely disgusting, hold me. I'm not picky.
It's all because you said "Cumspiracy"
Can't sleep, clown will eat me.
TirithRR the Eccentric wrote:
Is Backdoor Sluts 9 real?
You are the one who asked about ****.
Ya gotta admit, "Cumspiracy" is pretty funny.
And I didn't even mention how my dog would lick herself while 12 or 15 of us where laughing at the **** and then she would ******. GAWD!
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