Happy birthday hawt stuff. I think you're neat.
Love,
Nexa
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“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
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One year closer to death! Go Smash go!
Iirc it's wicked pissah.
Just as Planned.
Hah! 
No stopping father time.
On your special day, I would insist upon an foot massage from your beloved.
Enjoy.
No stopping father time. On your special day, I would insist upon an foot massage from your beloved.
Enjoy.
Alma wrote:
I lost my post
Haha, virgo.
Happy Old Man Day, old man.
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
happy birthday! Old people are amusing!
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Many happy returns of the day. 
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
Joyeux Anniversaire, vieillot!
It's your Birthday!
etc.
etc.
"The Rich are there to take all of the money & pay none of the taxes, the middle class is there to do all the work and pay all the taxes, and the poor are there to scare the crap out of the middle class." -George Carlin
Happy Birthday, Smash!
If I knew Smash in real life, I would've bought him a watermelon and a giant mallet by now.
"I have lost my way
But I hear a tale
About a heaven in Alberta
Where they've got all hell for a basement"
But I hear a tale
About a heaven in Alberta
Where they've got all hell for a basement"
Happy Birthday.
Hopefully you're older than me
Hopefully you're older than me
Iamadam the Shady wrote:
If I knew Smash in real life, I would've bought him a watermelon and a giant mallet by now.
Are you under the impression that he's Gallagher?
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
Samira wrote:
Iamadam the Shady wrote:
If I knew Smash in real life, I would've bought him a watermelon and a giant mallet by now.
Are you under the impression that he's Gallagher?
A little, yes.
"I have lost my way
But I hear a tale
About a heaven in Alberta
Where they've got all hell for a basement"
But I hear a tale
About a heaven in Alberta
Where they've got all hell for a basement"
Iamadam the Shady wrote:
Samira wrote:
Iamadam the Shady wrote:
If I knew Smash in real life, I would've bought him a watermelon and a giant mallet by now.
Are you under the impression that he's Gallagher?
A little, yes.
He looks just like him.
Happy birthday to someone that's younger than me.
Happy day, Smash!
What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
Admiral LockeColeMA wrote:
One year closer to death! Go Smash go!
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You'll always be stupid, you'll just be stupid with more information in your brain
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Happy birthday Smash!
Every year on my birthday, I plan on posting this message to Smash before Nexa does, but I never get here in time.
Just how old, I'd like to know!
publiusvarus wrote:
we all know liberals are well adjusted american citizens who only want what's best for society. While conservatives are evil money grubbing scum who only want to sh*t on the little man and rob the world of its resources.
H p y i t d y m s . a p B r h a S a h
Love,
PunkFloyd
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Just how old, I'd like to know!
Old enough to have impregnated someone after I graduated High School, and have the resulting child be graduating High School.
Not college, though!
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He's 37 I believe.
Old enough to have impregnated someone after I graduated High School, and have the resulting child be graduating High School
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