Just that fact alone would mean that because I go to work, even on a slow night I ease the pain and suffering of another Human Being. Can you say the same?
No? If there were some sort of moral calculus of how much net pain one has caused or relieved, I imagine I'd score pretty low. On the other hand, it's not something I worry about a great deal.
LMAO. Seriously, I know the whole you can be anything you want on the internet but come on you have to at least to try and make it believable Mr "Professional Gambler", that whole I turned down MIT might work in that Pre-Teen chat room you hang out in but I need a little more convincing. Oh and btw Try saying you turned down UCLA or some other lesser college than MIT it will make you look a little better when Chris Hansen starts reading back your transcripts from that chat youve been having with "Mindy" that "13 year old Girl" who is impressed by the "Professional Gambler"
Ok, you got me. I try to avoid admitting the truth online; in reality, I'm a 900 Foot Tall Bulletproof Robot Pimp. You may have seen my younger son in Ice Pirates.
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