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I'm pretty sure they wanted a bigger audience.

wrong thread.



Edited, Sep 8th 2009 2:37pm by Elinda

Lol, so just so we understand, Paramedics are people who are not smart enough to pass medical school? Thats your answer to my post, Thats what you got? Paramedics are stupid.

Not per se stupid, just not smart enough to get through medical school. Given the personality profile you've offered through the posts I've read, though, I'd tend to think it more likely that you're inflating and are actually an EMT. Who can say, though? I'd put it at about 15% you're just arbitrarily lying given how facile it is to be of that espoused occupation when responding to my post. You're stuck with it now, I guess. You should have held out for condom tester.




I'm curious what do you do for a Living?

My taxes say I'm a professional gambler most years of late, although this year will be an exception.

I'm just curious because you hang you in a game message board with a bunch of fellow liberals posting curse filled tirades on subjects that were not even mentioned hoping someone will rate it up so for a brief second you can somehow feel validated,

It's true. My priorities in life are: Nexa, Hannah, Allakhazam Forum Rating.

so Im guessing someone with your obvious advanced intellect must have graduated MIT early and is out making the world a better place.

I was actually accepted at MIT, but declined, as I had had better offers from better programs in what I was interested in studying. I did take several undergrad classes there, however. Mostly in linguistics.


Am I correct?


Not so far. Keep posting, though, the odds of you being correct get better every time you post. An infinite number of monkeys and all that.

Hey, Hannah moved up a spot this month!

She works at it. True story:

Nexa bought a new a car, recently, and I drove her to pick up and Hannah and I were waiting for her to fill out some paperwork in this communal waiting area with a table, a few chairs and some brochures. She had tired of the game we had been playing where we'd walk around the showroom and she'd try to sell me insurance for each vehicle, and was sitting quietly when a couple of elderly Chinese women sat opposite us. Hannah stood up and from the chair and walked a few feet away, then got down on all fours and said "I'm a deer!"

I said "Ok."
Then she crawled up pretended to bite me. "I slayed you!"
"I'm not sure deer slay people very often."
"I'm a special deer that can slay people"
"Oh, ok. I'm slain!"

She pretended to bite me again.

"Hey, I'm already slain."
"No, no, I'm sucking out all of the blood now."
"Oh, ok. Do deer do that?"
"Yeah, then they go home and use it to have babies. Sometimes they put poison in you first."
"Ah, I see. So you're a poisonous vampire deer?"
"BE QUIET! YOU'RE SLAIN!"

I was quiet. Hannah, again, pretends to bite me.

"What are you doing now?"
"I'm putting the blood back in so you can be not slain."
"Oh, ok! Horay, I'm alive."
"But I put my eggs in you, too, with the blood."
"Oh, ok. What will happen?"
"Maybe you will make pancakes with them."

The Chinese women looked at me scornfully and left. If only we could send her to Tibet.

First my profession came up in a response to a post that you made rambling about how I was afraid of blood, which was strange because that was never mentioned you just went off on some tirade and wondered into the subject and second lets say for the sake of argument, I am just a EMT. Nothing more. I have no other training than 3 months worth of First responder training at the local Community College. Just that fact alone would mean that because I go to work, even on a slow night I ease the pain and suffering of another Human Being. Can you say the same?




LMAO. Seriously, I know the whole you can be anything you want on the internet but come on you have to at least to try and make it believable Mr "Professional Gambler", that whole I turned down MIT might work in that Pre-Teen chat room you hang out in but I need a little more convincing. Oh and btw Try saying you turned down UCLA or some other lesser college than MIT it will make you look a little better when Chris Hansen starts reading back your transcripts from that chat youve been having with "Mindy" that "13 year old Girl" who is impressed by the "Professional Gambler"

For every correct form of punctuation, there's a missed one. You really are putting an excellent example on the table for your argument about the short comings of the public education system though.

Oh, please. We know that every other poster on here who corroborates Smash's story are just socks of his.

Do you think we're stupid? We're on to you!!

Come on Joph, the whole Professional Gambler who turned down MIT?

This is like the fat balding 40 year old guy who shows up on some college campus with polaroid camera telling whatever co-ed he runs into that he works for playboy.

Edited, Sep 8th 2009 10:38pm by ThiefX

Typically hippy liberal festivities eh?

Edited, Sep 8th 2009 10:01pm by Allegory

Is that supposed to be funny? What the hell does that even mean?

You'd have had more chance of getting a laugh if you said "Hahaha! Gaaaay!"

TheifX is, by my estimation, the third most stupid person I've ever seen on the internet - second most stupid, if you only count people still alive.