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#1 Sep 02 2009 at 11:37 AM Rating: Decent
I know we all have the thought to beat other people's wild and unruly children, we know we would never act on it. This man did!

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A police report says after the stranger hit the girl at least four times, he said: "See, I told you I would shut her up."



I cannot imagine the gall. I can see asking the parent to please calm their child if they are at a movie theater, a restaurant or some kind of formal event. Going to the store implies that you are going to be bombarded by loud noises, offending smells and Bob knows what kind of germs. Why would this man think that slapping someone else's child would be a good idea? The police would have had to haul me to jail as I would have kicked the guys ***.
#2 Sep 02 2009 at 11:47 AM Rating: Excellent
Katielynn wrote:
The police would have had to haul me to jail as I would have kicked the guys ***.


First, let's be honest with ourselves. The dude would have knocked you the fUck out; you'd be on some filthy grocery-store floor having a trauma-induced seizure while your sweatpants filled with **** and ****.

Second, and on the bright side, you'll never have to suffer some stranger bonking your kid, because your womb is a death chamber that'd give Hitler a hard-on.

Third, fUck you, you stupid fUcking *****.
#3 Sep 02 2009 at 12:00 PM Rating: Default
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Katielynn wrote:
The police would have had to haul me to jail as I would have kicked the guys ***.


First, let's be honest with ourselves. The dude would have knocked you the fUck out; you'd be on some filthy grocery-store floor having a trauma-induced seizure while your sweatpants filled with **** and sh*t.

Second, and on the bright side, you'll never have to suffer some stranger bonking your kid, because your womb is a death chamber that'd give Hitler a hard-on.

Third, fUck you, you stupid fUcking *****.



Ahh now now BT. Just because it's a hormone misfiring sexual reproduction system does not mean it does not work or cannot work. I HAVE been pregnant. I can get pregnant. Now that my weight is going down faster than your mama for a free crack rock, it may not be that much longer before it begins functioning properly.


Oh, I may be a stuck up snob/hypocrit/stupidbitch,ect but I have kicked *** before. While I refrain from the more ignorant and immature violent tendencies I used to have, I would not for a second doubt my reaction to see someone slap my nephews.
#4 Sep 02 2009 at 12:07 PM Rating: Excellent
Katielynn wrote:
I HAVE been pregnant.


And when the product of your pregnancy is more than a mucusy puddle of blood in your ****-stained panties, I'll be the first to say: "I want to stomp on your baby's skull".

So seriously, though, your pUssy doesn't work because you're too fat? That's rad. Is that what the doctor told you, or did Mr Katie simply state: "We'll work on a baby when you aren't such a huge (and stupid) fUcking *****"?
#5 Sep 02 2009 at 12:17 PM Rating: Good
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#6 Sep 02 2009 at 12:30 PM Rating: Decent
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Katielynn wrote:
Now that my weight is going down faster than your mama for a free crack rock, it may not be that much longer before it begins functioning properly.


So your fat folds are finally going to release that rusty steel ***** that's been ****-blocking your ill-gotten sperm donor all these years?





#7 Sep 02 2009 at 12:31 PM Rating: Good
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Katielynn wrote:
Going to the store implies that you are going to be bombarded by loud noises, offending smells and Bob knows what kind of germs.


A concert maybe but not a store, you stupid inbred cat killer.
#8 Sep 02 2009 at 1:32 PM Rating: Decent
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Katielynn wrote:
I HAVE been pregnant.


And when the product of your pregnancy is more than a mucusy puddle of blood in your sh*t-stained panties, I'll be the first to say: "I want to stomp on your baby's skull".

So seriously, though, your pUssy doesn't work because you're too fat? That's rad. Is that what the doctor told you, or did Mr Katie simply state: "We'll work on a baby when you aren't such a huge (and stupid) fUcking *****"?


Sort of in a way it does not work because of my weight. It's more complicated than that. PCOS is polycystic ovarian syndrome. My eggs develop but because of irregular cycles they do not always release causing increase in oestrone and because they do not release the folical is unable turn into progesterone that produces corpus lupus that in short begins my period after it disappears.

1. Pituitary Gland malfunctions, forgets to tell follicle to release the egg.

2. Failed release means the folicle is unable to change into a progesterone.

3. No progesterone leads to:
A. oligoovulation, cycles of ≥36 days or <8 cycles a year
B. Weight Gain

4. Weight gain leades to excess fatty tissue.

5. Excess Fatty Tissue leads to the over abundance of testosterone.

6. Over abundance of testosterone increases your insulin resistance.

7. Insulin resistance leads to weight gain.

Rinse and repeat until you find a doctor that acknowledges PCOS and will treat the causes of PCOS.



TLDR?

Katie edumacates the Asylum on why her cooter dont work.
#9REDACTED, Posted: Sep 02 2009 at 1:34 PM, Rating: Sub-Default, (Expand Post) Have you been to a grocery store lately? Ladies with crying, sneezing , coughing, germ-magnets walking around touching their kid, touching that box of ramen, the door to the milk fridge, the basket handle. You go in, grab a basket. You've just touched the germs she and her failed-abortion left all over the place.
#10 Sep 02 2009 at 1:55 PM Rating: Good
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I have never, ever had the thought of beating someone else's bratty child, and I find it rather sick that you assume we're all like you in that regard.

Par for the course, I suppose.
#11 Sep 02 2009 at 2:08 PM Rating: Excellent
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No, I haven't either. Have I been annoyed? Sure.

Considered slapping the **** out of a toddler? No.

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#12 Sep 02 2009 at 2:14 PM Rating: Good
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Samira wrote:
No, I haven't either. Have I been annoyed? Sure.

Considered slapping the sh*t out of a toddler? No.



Personally I don't think this as any different than someone who would beat their own children.
#13 Sep 02 2009 at 2:15 PM Rating: Good
Katielynn wrote:
PCOS is polycystic ovarian syndrome.


So uh, due to your condition you're fat, you bleed all the time and you've got a lot of male hormones coursing through your system.

Sir I am shocked, shocked I say! To hear that you have not procreated yet.
#14 Sep 02 2009 at 2:19 PM Rating: Excellent
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MentalFrog wrote:
Samira wrote:
No, I haven't either. Have I been annoyed? Sure.

Considered slapping the sh*t out of a toddler? No.



Personally I don't think this as any different than someone who would beat their own children.


I think the guy is borderline psychotic and has heard (and said) way too many times that a whuppin' never did him no harm.

Ironic, no?

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#15 Sep 02 2009 at 2:19 PM Rating: Decent
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Barkingturtle wrote:
Katielynn wrote:
PCOS is polycystic ovarian syndrome.


So uh, due to your condition you're fat, you bleed all the time and you've got a lot of male hormones coursing through your system.

Sir I am shocked, shocked I say! To hear that you have not procreated yet.


And she's a ****** ******. Wouldn't that make Katie Tailmon's doppelganger? Or is it the other way around?
#16 Sep 02 2009 at 2:27 PM Rating: Good
Personally, I imagine killing other people's kids all the time, often quite graphically. Out of boredom, mostly.
#17 Sep 02 2009 at 2:36 PM Rating: Excellent
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I imagine doing crafts with random children. Like grabbing a bunch of discontented kids and we'd all make potholders or macaroni art.
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Seriously, what the f*ck nature?
#18 Sep 02 2009 at 2:39 PM Rating: Excellent
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Then we'd have a impromptu musical! It'd be magical.
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Seriously, what the f*ck nature?
#19 Sep 02 2009 at 2:41 PM Rating: Excellent
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Not that it would ever happen as Id never let a stranger get that close to my kids after a threat like that, but I've already warned the Mr. if anyone touched our kids he would have to bail me out of jail for going ******* crazy.

I totally get the frustration people have when they see an out of control tantruming kid in a store. For one thing I wasnt always a parent. For another, being the parent and dealing with tornado force personalities of a 2 yr old in a store is one of the worst feelings ever if they decide to act up. Especially when you are a parent who tries everything you can think of to get them to stop and behave and nothing works. Trust me, I've been there (yesterday) and it's not pretty for anyone involved or on the sidelines.

Still there is never ever any time it is ok to hit a child, let alone one that is not your own, because it's being a pain in the ***, annoying 2 yr old. Thats just what 2 yr olds ARE!
#20 Sep 02 2009 at 2:52 PM Rating: Good
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Lady DSD wrote:
Not that it would ever happen as Id never let a stranger get that close to my kids after a threat like that, but I've already warned the Mr. if anyone touched our kids he would have to bail me out of jail for going batsh*t crazy.

I totally get the frustration people have when they see an out of control tantruming kid in a store. For one thing I wasnt always a parent. For another, being the parent and dealing with tornado force personalities of a 2 yr old in a store is one of the worst feelings ever if they decide to act up. Especially when you are a parent who tries everything you can think of to get them to stop and behave and nothing works. Trust me, I've been there (yesterday) and it's not pretty for anyone involved or on the sidelines.

Still there is never ever any time it is ok to hit a child, let alone one that is not your own, because it's being a pain in the ***, annoying 2 yr old. Thats just what 2 yr olds ARE!


If you beat your kids you wouldn't have to have others do it for you.
#21 Sep 02 2009 at 3:01 PM Rating: Default
Lady DSD wrote:
Not that it would ever happen as Id never let a stranger get that close to my kids after a threat like that, but I've already warned the Mr. if anyone touched our kids he would have to bail me out of jail for going batsh*t crazy.

I totally get the frustration people have when they see an out of control tantruming kid in a store. For one thing I wasnt always a parent. For another, being the parent and dealing with tornado force personalities of a 2 yr old in a store is one of the worst feelings ever if they decide to act up. Especially when you are a parent who tries everything you can think of to get them to stop and behave and nothing works. Trust me, I've been there (yesterday) and it's not pretty for anyone involved or on the sidelines.

Still there is never ever any time it is ok to hit a child, let alone one that is not your own, because it's being a pain in the ***, annoying 2 yr old. Thats just what 2 yr olds ARE!


This. I would never slap a child, let alone someone elses. I might get frustrated, want to walk over and scream back at the kid, but I would never. I totally understand the utter annoyance with loud screaming crying babies. It grates on the nerves, I know some people will say they NEVER felt that way around their child or anyone elses, I'm here to call them liars.
#22 Sep 02 2009 at 3:11 PM Rating: Decent
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I live like 10 minutes from there. Goddammit.

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No, I haven't either. Have I been annoyed? Sure.

Considered slapping the sh*t out of a toddler? No.


Morning commute on train? Nah, it's just a kid screaming. Afternoon commute on train? Hatred rising, kill world.

It's not like you'd really beat anyone... but I can't imagine violent, imagined, catharsis on the train/store/etc any more weird or unhealthy than violent, imagined catharsis in GTA.

Edited, Sep 2nd 2009 7:17pm by Pensive
#23 Sep 02 2009 at 3:15 PM Rating: Good
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I imagine doing crafts with random children. Like grabbing a bunch of discontented kids and we'd all make potholders or macaroni art.


You're a danger to society.
#24 Sep 02 2009 at 3:20 PM Rating: Excellent
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I know some people will say they NEVER felt that way around their child or anyone elses, I'm here to call them liars.


You really shouldn't. It's as ridiculous and weak a projection as any other time when you think that all people think like you do; it's hard to conceive of the alternative sometimes, but the benefit of the doubt is a pretty good thing to give.
#25 Sep 02 2009 at 3:23 PM Rating: Decent
Pensive the Ludicrous wrote:
I live like 10 minutes from there. Goddammit.

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No, I haven't either. Have I been annoyed? Sure.

Considered slapping the sh*t out of a toddler? No.


Morning commute on train? Nah, it's just a kid screaming. Afternoon commute on train? Hatred rising, kill world.

It's not like you'd really beat anyone... but I can't imagine violent, imagined, catharsis on the train/store/etc any more weird or unhealthy than violent, imagined catharsis in GTA.

Edited, Sep 2nd 2009 7:17pm by Pensive


We all have our fantasies, mine isn't to kill all humans or run naked down sunset boulevard. From time to time I want to strangle the parent who is ignoring their annoying hyper active noisy and rambunctious bundle of joy. Others I want to strangle the kid themselves, running out in front of the basket, screaming and laughing as they are running through the store parent-less, or even the plain old pitiful baby cries when they are just unhappy about everything. It's the same to me as imagining rear ending the guy who just cut you off or hitting your breaks and letting the tailgater behind you eat your bumper. You wouldn't do it, it's not rationale but that doesn't stop you from thinking about it.
#26 Sep 02 2009 at 3:25 PM Rating: Default
Pensive the Ludicrous wrote:
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I know some people will say they NEVER felt that way around their child or anyone elses, I'm here to call them liars.


You really shouldn't. It's as ridiculous and weak a projection as any other time when you think that all people think like you do; it's hard to conceive of the alternative sometimes, but the benefit of the doubt is a pretty good thing to give.


You mean be lenient and reasonable? You, sir, have all defiled what the Asylum stands for! Smiley: wink
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