Someone has been stretched beyond repair. (was forum=28)Follow

BERLIN (Reuters) – Visitors to a tourist attraction in Berlin have been making off with an unusual memento -- the 30 cm long ***** of a Lego giraffe.

The Lego phallus belongs to a six metre tall model that has stood outside the entrance to the Legoland Discovery Centre on Potsdamer Platz since 2007.

"It's a popular souvenir," a spokeswoman for the centre said Tuesday. "It's been stolen four times now ..."

The ***** is made out of 15,000 Lego bricks. It takes model workers about one week to restore the long-necked animal's manhood at a cost of 3,000 euros (2,600 pounds), the spokeswoman said.

The centre is now erecting a metal construction to protect the giraffe's genitalia. (Reporting by Caroline Copley, editing by Tim Pearce)

My vote is for Mindel or NixNot.

After all that fisting, it's only natural that they would take the next step and develop lego fever.

First metrosexuals and now this. Straight society is taking everything they can from the gay community just short of actual buttsex.

First metrosexuals and now this. Straight society is taking everything they can from the gay community just short of actual buttsex.

"....short of actual buttsex between two men."

I'm a woman who's been well and truly buttsexed before. I had to do kegel exercises for weeks afterwards to regain the former tone of my **** sphincter. That bit came as rather a surprise.

You sir, are referring to assplay. Assplay and buttsex are worlds apart.

Lego giraffe tail repeatedly stolen

BERLIN (Reuters) – Visitors to a tourist attraction in Berlin have been making off with an unusual memento -- the 30 cm long tail of a Lego giraffe.

The Lego tail belongs to a six meter tall model that has stood outside the entrance to the Legoland Discovery Center on Potsdamer Platz since 2007.

"It's a popular souvenir," a spokeswoman for the center said Tuesday. "It's been stolen four times now ..."

The tail is made out of 15,000 Lego bricks. It takes model workers about one week to restore it at a cost of 3,000 euros ($4,300), the spokeswoman said. (Reporting by Caroline Copley, editing by Tim Pearce)