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I was out of country at the time and my passport proves it. I must admit it is a little disconcerting to see what looks like yourself in a video on the front page of MSNBC.
/shivers
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So you whited up for the crime eh there ToUtem?
"I started out with nothin' and I still got most of it left" - Seasick Steve
Three words: Excessive **** bleaching.
I was preparing for the lead part of Blackula, the Return of Totem and its' accompanying close-ups by ridding myself of those unsightly portwine stains around my sphincter, when the Bleacher-in-Chief got a call on his mobile from-- dare I name drop here? Why, yes, I do! --James Cameron, resulting in his copiously splashing much bio-Clorox across my dusky, but juicily darkened skin.
After quickly rinsing my eyes out (boy, does that stuff burn!) I looked down to see I had inadvertently begun channeling Michael Jackson during his formatively wannabe-white years. At that point it was really just a "in for a nickle, in for a dime" kind of situation. It'll take years of medical restoration to achieve that glorious hue of black that was the Alabama Black Snake, so I'm enjoying all the social perks of being caucasian while it lasts-- you know, things like the good water fountains, not being arrested for entering my own home, the lack of ingrown hairs or sickle cell anemia, and an overwhelming urge to drink pinot grigio instead of Colt 45.
I imagine Mrs. Totem will soon pine for my formerly prodigious ****, thus precipitating another racial change to the darker, but for the time being she's enjoying our solidly white middle class income.
Thanks for asking, Nobs!
Totem
I was preparing for the lead part of Blackula, the Return of Totem and its' accompanying close-ups by ridding myself of those unsightly portwine stains around my sphincter, when the Bleacher-in-Chief got a call on his mobile from-- dare I name drop here? Why, yes, I do! --James Cameron, resulting in his copiously splashing much bio-Clorox across my dusky, but juicily darkened skin.
After quickly rinsing my eyes out (boy, does that stuff burn!) I looked down to see I had inadvertently begun channeling Michael Jackson during his formatively wannabe-white years. At that point it was really just a "in for a nickle, in for a dime" kind of situation. It'll take years of medical restoration to achieve that glorious hue of black that was the Alabama Black Snake, so I'm enjoying all the social perks of being caucasian while it lasts-- you know, things like the good water fountains, not being arrested for entering my own home, the lack of ingrown hairs or sickle cell anemia, and an overwhelming urge to drink pinot grigio instead of Colt 45.
I imagine Mrs. Totem will soon pine for my formerly prodigious ****, thus precipitating another racial change to the darker, but for the time being she's enjoying our solidly white middle class income.
Thanks for asking, Nobs!
Totem
Nobby wrote:
So you whited up for the crime eh there ToUtem?
He also apparently regressed in age 20 years or so.
Hey now, that's just the byproduct of good clean livin'. It's why NaughtyWord aged so early-- being a deviant will do that to you.
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That made me laugh a little.
I'd imagine if it were a man tricked into sex with his wife/girlfriend's twin sister... he'd just be thinking to himself ********** ya!" if he found out. (I'm sure the wife/girlfriend would be pissed when she found out though).
I'd imagine if it were a man tricked into sex with his wife/girlfriend's twin sister... he'd just be thinking to himself ********** ya!" if he found out. (I'm sure the wife/girlfriend would be pissed when she found out though).
Can't sleep, clown will eat me.
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I'd imagine if it were a man tricked into sex with his wife/girlfriend's twin sister... he'd just be thinking to himself "@#%^ ya!" if he found out. (I'm sure the wife/girlfriend would be pissed when she found out though).
You think the average man's happy when something hurts his wife? Bit of a misandristic view of the world, I have to say.
Was it your brother, then?
publiusvarus wrote:
we all know liberals are well adjusted american citizens who only want what's best for society. While conservatives are evil money grubbing scum who only want to sh*t on the little man and rob the world of its resources.
Somewhere on a disk, I have a picture of Totem in drag. I should try to find it.
Oh no you don't, girlfrien'!
/snaps his fingers and does that cobra snakey-thing with his head
Doan make me come over there and wipe your hard drive!
Totem
/snaps his fingers and does that cobra snakey-thing with his head
Doan make me come over there and wipe your hard drive!
Totem
I think Totem should show some nudity.
Turin wrote:
Seriously, what the f*ck nature?
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