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#1 Aug 21 2009 at 11:07 AM Rating: Good
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Florida and the East coast? You're welcome! I spun up a series of hurricanes for you this past month with my rotor blades, the results of which I see have happily made to our shorelines.

RACK my +1 weathermaking skills (237).

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#2 Aug 21 2009 at 11:22 AM Rating: Good
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You sure it wasn't all that smoke you're blowing out your ***?
#3 Aug 21 2009 at 11:28 AM Rating: Good
Georgia says thank you for the rain.

(We're still smarting from last year's drought.)
#4 Aug 21 2009 at 11:43 AM Rating: Good
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True story: The saying blowing smoke out of one's a$$ comes from a technique used from 1750 to around 1810 to resusitate drowning victims by inserting a fumigator into the victim's ****** and blowing tobacco smoke into it with a bellows. Needless to say, it wasn't very effective.

That being said, my helicopter really *does* blow smoke out of it's a$$ and does so quite easily and to great effect, as evidenced by the mighty 'canes I have produced.

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#5 Aug 21 2009 at 11:57 AM Rating: Decent
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catwho the Mundane wrote:
Georgia says thank you for the rain.

(We're still smarting from the last year's decade's drought.)
#6 Aug 21 2009 at 12:12 PM Rating: Excellent
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Pensive the Ludicrous wrote:
catwho the Mundane wrote:
Georgia says thank you for the rain.

(We're still smarting from the last year's decade's drought.)

I made this in 2007!

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Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
#7 Aug 21 2009 at 12:25 PM Rating: Decent
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And risk manatee attacks? That's crazy talk man.
#8 Aug 21 2009 at 12:32 PM Rating: Decent
Pensive the Ludicrous wrote:
And risk manatee attacks?
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This is what 8 years of the Republicans have brought us: terrorist manatees.
#9 Aug 21 2009 at 1:08 PM Rating: Good
Ocean water would be great if we had kelp farms. I don't think the peanuts like their salt added before they're picked, though.
#10 Aug 21 2009 at 1:20 PM Rating: Excellent
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I had some kelp at a Chinese buffet last week. It tasted about how it looked -- like wet lawn clippings.
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Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
#11 Aug 21 2009 at 1:45 PM Rating: Decent
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Totem wrote:
Florida and the East coast? You're welcome! I spun up a series of hurricanes for you this past month with my rotor blades, the results of which I see have happily made to our shorelines.

RACK my +1 weathermaking skills (237).

No props form me unless it gets close enough to New York to knock over some trees and give me more wood to chop up. Some power outages would be fun too.
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we all know liberals are well adjusted american citizens who only want what's best for society. While conservatives are evil money grubbing scum who only want to sh*t on the little man and rob the world of its resources.
#12 Aug 22 2009 at 9:45 AM Rating: Good
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Jophiel wrote:
I had some kelp at a Chinese buffet last week. It tasted about how it looked -- like wet lawn clippings.


I assume you've used wet lawn clippings as a garnish for hare.
#13 Aug 24 2009 at 7:55 AM Rating: Good
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I had a restless night of sleep last night from the knowledge I was personally responsible for those people's deaths in Arcadia National Park. I feel bad. Hold me, Mentalfrog?

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