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#1 Aug 19 2009 at 6:23 AM Rating: Excellent
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with my 7 yr old. Now that I've gotten over the "Oh crap how the hell do I do this without ******** up" fear, Im finding I really get a kick out of watching his mind work and the things he comes up with!
The other day we found out a friend is expecting a baby, total surprise. I told Xavier our friend was going to have a baby and his face lit up. he was so happy for them (and he loves babies). He asked me if they were planning to have another and I said no, it was a surprise, just like Baby Soren was. So I used this to drive home the fact that when he gets old enough to think about sex to remember these two cases in that it only takes one time of not being careful to make a baby. He chewed on this for a moment then looked at me and said
"Do you remember how you told me that the sperm can last awhile in the womans body?"
"Yes, I remember"
"Do you think maybe you got pregnant with Soren from the left over sperm from when you got pregnant wit Ashe?" ( I nearly choked laughing)
"No hon, it doesnt last that long. Only a few days."
"But..... (gears working here)... that means you had sex with Daddy after Ashe was born!!!"
"Uhhh, yeah, it does."
"But why would you have sex if you didnt want a baby????"
"...because when you have a spouse sex can also be fun. But only when you're old enough to be responsible for a child"
"Fun? Sex doesnt sound fun. It sounds gross. You and Dad are weird!!"
"I'm glad you think that. Youre too young to think that its fun just yet. One day though, in a few years, you'll see it differently"
"Mom yo keep saying that. You're like Hobbes telling me one day Im going to like girls. Dont you get Im like Calvin? I think girls are ok, but Im not going to have sex with them when Im older!!!" (Im trying soo hard not to laugh now)
"Well thats good then. But if it happens one day you do, at least you know what can happen"

Smiley: lol
#2 Aug 19 2009 at 6:27 AM Rating: Excellent
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HAH that was awesome!
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#3 Aug 19 2009 at 6:58 AM Rating: Good
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That's hilarious. XD
#4 Aug 19 2009 at 7:33 AM Rating: Excellent
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Smiley: laugh

Freaking awesome!
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You're like Hobbes telling me one day Im going to like girls. Dont you get Im like Calvin? I think girls are ok, but Im not going to have sex with them when Im older!!!


Remind him of this when he brings home his first boyfriend Smiley: tongue
#5 Aug 19 2009 at 8:34 AM Rating: Decent
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That's awesome!

So, in six years I can send Thom down to Aunt Brittany to have a talk?

Coz, I don't really wanna do it!
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#6 Aug 19 2009 at 8:38 AM Rating: Excellent
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Jophiel Jr's master plan is to marry a divorcee with kids, thus avoiding the whole sex aspect of raising children.
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#7 Aug 19 2009 at 9:39 AM Rating: Good
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Admiral LockeColeMA wrote:
Smiley: laugh

Freaking awesome!
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You're like Hobbes telling me one day Im going to like girls. Dont you get Im like Calvin? I think girls are ok, but Im not going to have sex with them when Im older!!!


Remind him of this when he brings home his first boyfriend Smiley: tongue


The thought entered my mind to keep this just in case he proves me wrong! Smiley: laugh either way I've got this written up and saved. I figure I'll write them all down, and make a book to give to him either when he gets married or is expecting his own child!
#8 Aug 19 2009 at 10:15 AM Rating: Good
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and Deb, if you really need advice on how to talk to Thom Im more than happy to help. But be forewarned, you dont have 6 years. You have roughly 2 before the questions begin. Its a long process, teaching your kids about sex Smiley: nod
#9 Aug 19 2009 at 11:25 AM Rating: Good
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Jophiel wrote:
Jophiel Jr's master plan is to marry a divorcee with kids, thus avoiding the whole sex aspect of raising children.


Smiley: laugh I always say I totally worked the system when I married Ray and got my boys without having to be pregnant.
#10 Aug 19 2009 at 2:28 PM Rating: Excellent
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because when you have a spouse sex can also be fun. But only when you're old enough to be responsible for a child


I'm trying to picture saying that if Nexa and I had a boy, someday, and all I can visualize is Hannah yelling "and sport fucking, don't forget about sport fucking!"

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Lady DSD wrote:
You have roughly 2 before the questions begin. Its a long process, teaching your kids about sex Smiley: nod


Possibly less than two if anyone of your acquaintance is pregnant. Right now, we have several friends who are pregnant or whom have just had babies, and so it became necessary to explain to Tristan that our friends have babies in their bellies and that he once lived in Mama's belly. Now he'll come up to me and want to see my navel and say, "I lived in Mom's belly button!"
#12 Aug 19 2009 at 5:33 PM Rating: Decent
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Ahh, yes, my sister is preggers. She lives in North Carolina but we'll probably see her while she's pretty big, before he turns two.
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#13 Aug 19 2009 at 5:39 PM Rating: Good
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I live in NC as well. If your sis lives nearby drop on by and Auntie Brittany can start your young whipper snapper off on a good Sex talk Smiley: grin
#14 Aug 19 2009 at 6:03 PM Rating: Good
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I haven't had the talk with Noah yet. He hasn't asked any questions and I've not offered any unwanted advice. He knows he was in my belly and I think he's ok with thinking he just spontainiously ended up there, haha.
#15 Aug 19 2009 at 6:46 PM Rating: Good
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Mistress Nadenu wrote:
I haven't had the talk with Noah yet. He hasn't asked any questions and I've not offered any unwanted advice. He knows he was in my belly and I think he's ok with thinking he just spontainiously ended up there, haha.


When he's old enough, tell him that you barfed him out.
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#16 Aug 19 2009 at 7:53 PM Rating: Good
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Iamadam the Shady wrote:
Mistress Nadenu wrote:
I haven't had the talk with Noah yet. He hasn't asked any questions and I've not offered any unwanted advice. He knows he was in my belly and I think he's ok with thinking he just spontainiously ended up there, haha.


When he's old enough, tell him that you barfed him out.


He's 7 now, and he'd get a huge kick out of that.
#17 Aug 23 2009 at 8:08 PM Rating: Decent
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I think girls are ok, but Im not going to have sex with them when Im older!!!"
Smiley: lol


I hope he just didn't come out of the closet.
#18 Aug 24 2009 at 3:03 AM Rating: Good
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Bloodwolf sighting!
#19 Aug 24 2009 at 5:39 AM Rating: Good
After witnessing how much fun DSD has with her kids and sex-talks, I've decided that I'm having the talk today with the first unaccompanied kid I find.
#21 Aug 24 2009 at 3:20 PM Rating: Decent
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Bloodwolf sighting!


Ya comp died. Just recently built a new one. Now if I could only find my EQ2 discs I could play again.
#22 Aug 24 2009 at 5:28 PM Rating: Good
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BloodwolfeX wrote:
Mistress Nadenu wrote:
Bloodwolf sighting!


Ya comp died. Just recently built a new one. Now if I could only find my EQ2 discs I could play again.


Just do download it from the site. Get the Station Launcher. That's what I did.
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