publiusvarus wrote:
Bard,
After you're through drinking be careful not to fall and hurt yourself; no free healthcare yet.
1. I don't drink very often and when I do, it's never enough to get drunk. "tipsy" is the appropriate term, I guess.
2. I have health insurance
3. I'm glad you are interested in my well-being, and elated that you have chosen me as your trollbait this fine afternoon.