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#1 Aug 07 2009 at 9:47 PM Rating: Excellent
Apparently, Obama's death squads are going to terminate her special needs child.

I'm assuming she kept her government health insurance plan even after she quit her job as Governor?
#2 Aug 07 2009 at 10:02 PM Rating: Decent
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The America I know and love is not one in which my parents or my baby with Down Syndrome will have to stand in front of Obama's "death panel" so his bureaucrats can decide, based on a subjective judgment of their "level of productivity in society," whether they are worthy of health care.


The America she knows and loves has apparently never existed...
#3 Aug 07 2009 at 10:32 PM Rating: Excellent
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The scary thing is that a lot of people are going to swallow the ideas in that sentence hook, line, and sinker.
#4 Aug 07 2009 at 11:10 PM Rating: Good
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It's surprising that I no longer care whether she is intentionally lying for political gain or just grossly ignorant. If there is a reason, then it no longer matters.
#5 Aug 07 2009 at 11:46 PM Rating: Excellent
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The America I know and love is not one in which my parents or my baby with Down Syndrome will have to stand in front of Obama's "death panel" so his bureaucrats can decide, based on a subjective judgment of their "level of productivity in society," whether they are worthy of health care.

Wouldn't a true capitalist send her retarded baby off into the wild to live off of moose, bootstraps, and pluck? Let the market decide the retarded baby's worth, and consequently, the level of health care it can afford to pay on its own.



#6 Aug 08 2009 at 3:47 AM Rating: Good
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I laughed, but then I thought "How long before my Grandmother and Aunt are parroting this at our next family dinner".

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#7 Aug 08 2009 at 4:49 AM Rating: Excellent
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Tricky wins.
#8 Aug 08 2009 at 5:47 AM Rating: Good
TirithRR wrote:
I laughed, but then I thought "How long before my Grandmother and Aunt are parroting this at our next family dinner".


This. I expect to receive an email forward from my mother in law any day now Smiley: rolleyes
#9 Aug 08 2009 at 6:42 AM Rating: Excellent
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Tricky wins.


What Nad said.

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#10 Aug 08 2009 at 7:03 AM Rating: Excellent
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Boo, I read this title hoping it was a new Shark Week program on the Discovery Channel this week.
#11 Aug 08 2009 at 7:07 AM Rating: Excellent
I'd watch it if it was "Feed Sarah Palin to Jumping Sharks" or something like that.
#12 Aug 08 2009 at 8:06 AM Rating: Good
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The comments section is full of win.

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The capacity of this bimbo to combine her smugly invincible ignorance with the vicious cunning a rabble rouser inciting a lynch mob and evade consequences for her actions by hiding behind her Princess Winky Sparkleburst National Review pornstar persona always amazes me. But, damn, even for her, this is so vile it really takes your breath away.
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#13 Aug 08 2009 at 9:17 AM Rating: Good
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Princess Winky Sparkleburst

Hahaha

#14 Aug 08 2009 at 9:40 AM Rating: Excellent
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Setting aside the rest of the distilled retardness Palin exudes from her pores, by putting "level of productivity in society" in quotes, she implies that she's directly quoting from some other (presumably White House) source stating that people will be judged according to their level of productivity in society. I'd be interested in seeing that original source -- if I thought it actually existed.
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#15 Aug 08 2009 at 10:50 AM Rating: Good
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Jophiel wrote:
by putting "level of productivity in society" in quotes, she implies that she's directly quoting from some other (presumably White House) source stating that people will be judged according to their level of productivity in society. I'd be interested in seeing that original source -- if I thought it actually existed.

She also put "death panel" in quotes. I think it's just her way of attributing the terms to some blog or anonymous internet source so that she doesn't have to take responsiblity for using them.

#16 Aug 08 2009 at 10:53 AM Rating: Good
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It makes me think of Dr. Evil. trying to dumb it down for her audience.
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#17 Aug 08 2009 at 1:33 PM Rating: Excellent
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This is a woman who "thinks" in mental "air quotes".

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#18 Aug 08 2009 at 9:13 PM Rating: Excellent
I think this is really just God's way of telling Sarah, yet again, that Trigg just wasn't meant to be.
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#19 Aug 09 2009 at 2:26 AM Rating: Good
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The comments make me more sad than Palin's post.
#20 Aug 09 2009 at 4:18 AM Rating: Good
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I imagine her source was the third chain email on this list.

Apparently, she doesn't want the federal gub'ment infringing upon her own state's government-run "death panels."

I love the smell of irony in the morning.

Edited, Aug 9th 2009 5:32am by Ambrya
#21 Aug 09 2009 at 9:44 AM Rating: Good
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I'm disappointed in the lack of pro-Palin positions.
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#22 Aug 09 2009 at 10:24 AM Rating: Good
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TirithRR wrote:
I'm disappointed in the lack of pro-Palin positions.


I imagine at this point most Pubes are sitting around scratching their heads and thinking, "...the fuck?"

Edited, Aug 9th 2009 11:24am by Ambrya
#23 Aug 09 2009 at 3:44 PM Rating: Excellent
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Ambrya wrote:
TirithRR wrote:
I'm disappointed in the lack of pro-Palin positions.


I imagine at this point most Pubes are sitting around scratching their heads and thinking, "...the fuck?"

Any post that includes the words Palin, fuck and position is a thumbs up for me.

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#24 Aug 09 2009 at 5:15 PM Rating: Good
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I wonder if a razor has touched that area?
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#25 Aug 10 2009 at 1:02 AM Rating: Decent
Ambrya wrote:
TirithRR wrote:
I'm disappointed in the lack of pro-Palin positions.


I imagine at this point most Pubes are sitting around scratching their heads and thinking, "...the fuck?"


Sarah Palin said "You betcha" Not sure what that means yet.
#26 Aug 10 2009 at 4:33 AM Rating: Excellent
Article wrote:
In a new posting on her Facebook account, former Gov. Sarah Palin (R-AK) made a dire statement about health care reform...


I think distributing this between a "Test your Spongebob Squarepants knowledge" quiz result and photos of cousin Tugboat Palin's toddler ******** on a bear is particularly fitting.
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