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Wouldn't it be an early Christmas present if the NKs decided to sentence "Tobacco" Bill to prison while he's there? It'd only get better if he was caught getting a hummer from Sookie Lu while watching a Dear Leader film...
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Are you really still harping on Clinton? Did he rape your grandmother or something? Get the **** over it, he was possibly the least bad president we've had in the past 40 years (Obama hasn't been in charge long enough to judge his performance). The worst part about it is that instead of bringing up various valid criticisms, you bring up the ******* incident. What a ******* tool.
I don't get it. Does it really bother people that Clinton got a *******? Aren't we liberal enough by now not to care?
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Releasing the journalists would be a face-saving segueway into talks, they said.
I don't have a bone to pick with Slick other than the guy is such a skeez. It wasn't so much the ******* itself as much as the whole aspect of his personality just screams Megan's Law offender. If the guy didn't have Secret Service around him I suspect he'd be videotaped on NBC "To Catch a Predator."
He's the type of dude whose house you would make sure your kids avoided on Halloween, especially if one of them was a girl.
Totem
He's the type of dude whose house you would make sure your kids avoided on Halloween, especially if one of them was a girl.
Totem
Totem wrote:
He's the type of dude whose house you would make sure your kids avoided on Halloween, especially if one of them was a girl.
I was going to say 16, but didn't feel quite that charitable.
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I don't get it. Does it really bother people that Clinton got a *******? Aren't we liberal enough by now not to care?
Most people normally are, except for those who never got a ******* themselves.
If he can get Kim Jong to blow him then he'll have achieved something.
Totem,
If he doesn't get those girls released, I'll donate $25 to the RNC.
If he does, you get to donate $25 to the DNC!
Deal?
If he doesn't get those girls released, I'll donate $25 to the RNC.
If he does, you get to donate $25 to the DNC!
Deal?
"The Rich are there to take all of the money & pay none of the taxes, the middle class is there to do all the work and pay all the taxes, and the poor are there to scare the crap out of the middle class." -George Carlin
Considering how much extramarital poon JFK got and how much your country still loves him, it'd probably be better for Bill's overall reputation if he was imprisoned and tortured. Political assassination makes the victim an automatic martyr.
Edited, Aug 4th 2009 10:38am by zepoodle
Edited, Aug 4th 2009 10:38am by zepoodle
So, while Bill Clinton is in North Korea, negotiating with a Communist regime trying to save American citizens from imprisonment, I wonder what kind of brush Bush will be clearing this afternoon.
According to this site, Catchweed Bedstraw looks obnoxious. Maybe he'll be fighting against Catchweed Bedstraw.
According to this site, Catchweed Bedstraw looks obnoxious. Maybe he'll be fighting against Catchweed Bedstraw.
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
watew,
Another glaring example of the product of a public education.
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he was possibly the least bad president
Another glaring example of the product of a public education.
publiusvarus wrote:
He lied to cover up his rape of Paula Jones. [...] Had that ***** had not kept the dress she'd be sleeping next to Vince Foster.
Mad-Libs!Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Jones never claimed that he raped her. She did sue him for sexual harassment.
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
Jophiel wrote:
So, while Bill Clinton is in North Korea, negotiating with a Communist regime trying to save American citizens from imprisonment, I wonder what kind of brush Bush will be clearing this afternoon.
he's such a nobody already
Alma wrote:
I lost my post
publiusvarus wrote:
watew,
Another glaring example of the product of a public education.
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he was possibly the least bad president
Another glaring example of the product of a public education.
I'd say it's more a scowling example, personally.
No, wait, it's just squinting.
publiusvarus wrote:
Samy,
So you admit he lied during a sexual harassment case. I guess that means anyone who says slick willy was impeached for a BJ condones that sort of thing.
So you admit he lied during a sexual harassment case. I guess that means anyone who says slick willy was impeached for a BJ condones that sort of thing.
I said she sued him. The case was dismissed, as she failed to show the alleged harassment caused any harm.
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
In other news, I wonder whether he's meeting with the real Kim Jong Il or a body double?
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
Samira wrote:
In other news, I wonder whether he's meeting with the real Kim Jong Il or a body double?
He's a dirty commy, so the real Kim probably doesn't have any worries meeting him in person.
Can't sleep, clown will eat me.
IF the real Kim is actually still alive. 
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
Samira wrote:
IF the real Kim is actually still alive.
The diabetes took him in 96 or so, right?
Can't sleep, clown will eat me.
TirithRR wrote:
Samira wrote:
IF the real Kim is actually still alive.
The diabetes took him in 96 or so, right?
Diabetes.... yes.
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
Actually, the US government affixed a sniper rifle to a satellite and shot Kim from orbit.
True story.
True story.
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Actually, the US government affixed a sniper rifle to a satellite and shot Kim from orbit.
True story.
True story.
Haha, conventional explosives in a place without an atmosphere.
You'd need a RP-antimateriel and a guidance system.
Just as Planned.
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