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Researchers have now discovered an HIV infection in a Cameroonian woman which is clearly linked to a gorilla strain, Nature Medicine reports.
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Gorillas have been found, for the first time, to be a source of HIV.
Can't sleep, clown will eat me.
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Sounds like fun.
Damn Jane Goodall.
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I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
I'm pretty sure they don't make condoms for 700 pound gorillas. I do have a sick desire to know during which position she was infected. 
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Shaowstrike wrote:
I'm pretty sure they don't make condoms for 700 pound gorillas. I do have a sick desire to know during which position she was infected.
Gorillas are notorious for their small equipment. They make asians look like black men.
There was a kid in my junior high that got caught ******* his dog. You know, if there are animals around, someone is probably gonna ***** one.
Turin wrote:
Seriously, what the f*ck nature?
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The virus probably originally jumped into humans after people came into contact with infected bush meat.
They made us watch movies about infected bush meat when I was in boot camp.
Deathwysh wrote:
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The virus probably originally jumped into humans after people came into contact with infected bush meat.
They made us watch movies about infected bush meat when I was in boot camp.
Loose Hips Sink Ships?
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Shaowstrike wrote:
I'm pretty sure they don't make condoms for 700 pound gorillas. I do have a sick desire to know during which position she was infected.
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Before moving to Paris, she had lived in a semi-urban area of Cameroon and had no contact with gorillas or bush meat, suggesting she caught the virus from someone else who was carrying the gorilla strain.
manicshock wrote:
Shaowstrike wrote:
I'm pretty sure they don't make condoms for 700 pound gorillas. I do have a sick desire to know during which position she was infected.
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Before moving to Paris, she had lived in a semi-urban area of Cameroon and had no contact with gorillas or bush meat, suggesting she caught the virus from someone else who was carrying the gorilla strain.
AH HA! So she got it from sloppy seconds then.
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"We don't just borrow words; on occasion, English has pursued other languages down alleyways to beat them unconscious and rifle their pockets for new vocabulary."
— James D. Nicoll
The Bardalicious of Doom wrote:
Shaowstrike wrote:
I'm pretty sure they don't make condoms for 700 pound gorillas. I do have a sick desire to know during which position she was infected.
Gorillas are notorious for their small equipment. They make asians look like black men.
Mindel wrote:
Humans have the largest penises of all the apes.
Both relatively and absolutely. Millenniums of insecurity have forced evolution's hand.
Mindel wrote:
Humans have the largest penises of all the apes.
Which is a very good thing.
Life just might not be worth living otherwise.
Shaowstrike wrote:
Loose Hips Sink Ships?
Whale
Oil
Beef
Hooked
"If you have selfish, ignorant citizens, you're gonna get selfish, ignorant leaders". Carlin.
Allegory wrote:
Mindel wrote:
Humans have the largest penises of all the apes.
Both relatively and absolutely. Millenniums of insecurity have forced evolution's hand.
Mindel wrote:
Allegory wrote:
Mindel wrote:
Humans have the largest penises of all the apes.
Both relatively and absolutely. Millenniums of insecurity have forced evolution's hand.
What amazed me about penises, was the existence of the Baculum in most mammals but for humans.
I just have an image of archiologists digging up remains and Identifying bones. "What is it? Human femur? Ape femur? Dinosaur leg?" ... "No its a walrus bone .... "
lolgaxe wrote:
Damn Jane Goodall.
What does Jane Goodall have to do with gorillas?
Or sex, for that matter.
What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
Tare wrote:
lolgaxe wrote:
Damn Jane Goodall.
What does Jane Goodall have to do with gorillas?
Or sex, for that matter.
Nothing.
And way too much when you get drunk and have the history channel on.
LockeColeMA wrote:
Tare wrote:
lolgaxe wrote:
Damn Jane Goodall.
What does Jane Goodall have to do with gorillas?
Or sex, for that matter.
Nothing.
And way too much when you get drunk and have the history channel on.
Wiki says:
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Recently, gorillas have been observed engaging in face-to-face sex, a trait that was once considered unique to humans and the Bonobo.[18]
Alma wrote:
I lost my post
Annabella, Goblin in Disguise wrote:
There was a kid in my junior high that got caught @#%^ing his dog. You know, if there are animals around, someone is probably gonna ***** one.
It's only natural.
GwynapNud the Eccentric wrote:
Mindel wrote:
Allegory wrote:
Mindel wrote:
Humans have the largest penises of all the apes.
Both relatively and absolutely. Millenniums of insecurity have forced evolution's hand.
What amazed me about penises, was the existence of the Baculum in most mammals but for humans.
I just have an image of archiologists digging up remains and Identifying bones. "What is it? Human femur? Ape femur? Dinosaur leg?" ... "No its a walrus bone .... "
How sex the Gorilla?
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