Rule #1: Act like a pimp and **** goes down.
Rule #2: Don't talk about nerd ****.
I went to one of those clubs all the cool kids go to, the night ended up with this chick asking me if I wanted her number.
I should be poor more often.
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4 years of no girls and bam 2 prospects in less than a week. **** is ******* crazy these days.
Sweet wounded Jesus
Oh and I got a call back for a 2nd interview on that college job, and the jobs itself pays good + I get like 75% off tuition if I work there for over 6 months.
Edited, Jul 31st 2009 6:30pm by LobsterJohnson
Edited, Jul 31st 2009 6:30pm by LobsterJohnson
LobsterJohnson wrote:
Oh and I got a call back for a 2nd interview on that college job, and the jobs itself pays good + I get like 75% off tuition if I work there for over 6 months.
Edited, Jul 31st 2009 6:30pm by LobsterJohnson
Edited, Jul 31st 2009 6:30pm by LobsterJohnson
Wow, nice one, I'm glad things are coming around for you
Also, was she hot? If yes, pics?
Edited, Aug 1st 2009 12:34am by MagingMartin
Rule #1 about getting lucky: stop acting like you never get lucky. 
MagingMartin wrote:
LobsterJohnson wrote:
Oh and I got a call back for a 2nd interview on that college job, and the jobs itself pays good + I get like 75% off tuition if I work there for over 6 months.
Edited, Jul 31st 2009 6:30pm by LobsterJohnson
Edited, Jul 31st 2009 6:30pm by LobsterJohnson
Wow, nice one, I'm glad things are coming around for you
Also, was she hot? If yes, pics?
Edited, Aug 1st 2009 12:34am by MagingMartin
Rule #2 About Getting Lucky: Don't tell her you get lucky often
LobsterJohnson wrote:
Curly black hair makes me ***.
Avoid cumming in the curly black hair until at least the second date.
Quote:
Avoid cumming in the curly black hair until at least the second date.
LobsterJohnson wrote:
Curly black hair makes me ***.
What about on her head?
Right now I'm assuming this is some wooly mammoth chick with copious body hair. A kind of missing link, if you will.
Quote:
only in the OOT.
And on /b/
LobsterJohnson wrote:
I should be poor more often.
George Carlin wrote:
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
I'm glad you won't have to be using the advice from the homeless thread, LJ. Just make sure you keep the job.
Semi-relevant pic is semi-relevant:
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Semi-relevant pic is semi-relevant:
I figured those rules out when I was seventeen. I could have told you then.
LobsterJohnson wrote:
4 years of no girls and bam 2 prospects in less than a week. sh*t is @#%^ing crazy these days.
Good opportunity to get the three-way experience out of the way.
The Bardalicious of Doom wrote:
LobsterJohnson wrote:
Curly black hair makes me ***.
What about on her head?
Right now I'm assuming this is some wooly mammoth chick with copious body hair. A kind of missing link, if you will.
This is what first came to mind for me.
I don't know if a three way is an experience you ever quite get out of the way. I've been in quite a few, and that has yet to curb my enthusiasm towards them.
Grats Ben. I'm glad every things seems to be working out.
Zackary wrote:
I don't know if a three way is an experience you ever quite get out of the way. I've been in quite a few, and that has yet to curb my enthusiasm towards them.
The only way to curb your enthusiasm for a three way is to go to higher numbers.
The Bardalicious of Doom wrote:
Zackary wrote:
I don't know if a three way is an experience you ever quite get out of the way. I've been in quite a few, and that has yet to curb my enthusiasm towards them.
The only way to curb your enthusiasm for a three way is to go to higher numbers.
Keeping up with three women was a challenge. :(
Zackary wrote:
Keeping up with three women was a challenge. :(
It's ok, I found the problem.
The Bardalicious of Doom wrote:
Zackary wrote:
Keeping up with three women was a challenge. :(
It's ok, I found the problem.
Should've given one of them a double sided strapon.
niobia wrote:
The Bardalicious of Doom wrote:
Zackary wrote:
Keeping up with three women was a challenge. :(
It's ok, I found the problem.
Should've given one of them a double sided strapon.
Exactly
Too many sockets, not enough plugs.
The Bardalicious of Doom wrote:
niobia wrote:
The Bardalicious of Doom wrote:
Zackary wrote:
Keeping up with three women was a challenge. :(
It's ok, I found the problem.
Should've given one of them a double sided strapon.
Exactly
Too many sockets, not enough plugs.
Alternate the plug between sockets. Problem solved.
Most of my threads are obviously better for The Asylum. 
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