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#52 Jul 31 2009 at 12:03 PM Rating: Excellent
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Mindel wrote:
I have a handmade set in carved onyx that I bought in Mexico about years and years ago.

I have one with handcrafted plastic pieces loving carved by Tibetian monks before being encased in a folding metal board expertly crafted by the finest blacksmiths of Madrid. Also the pieces have magnets. From... umm... Quebecois fur-trappers.
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#53 Jul 31 2009 at 12:03 PM Rating: Excellent
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I have a set handcarved of rock by Andy Dufresne from his prison days.

I had one made of cheese and chocolate, but I eated it.

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#54 Jul 31 2009 at 12:04 PM Rating: Good
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Chess is the game of royalty. Of course you have to think 3 moves ahead for every piece every time. The challenge is doing it in mere minutes.

It's like a mini-war of will and wit.



Yeah you know what? Ancient **** just doesn't do it for me anymore. Fight me in advance wars or something.
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#55 Jul 31 2009 at 12:06 PM Rating: Excellent
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I have a simple blocky wooden chess set I made when I was a kid in Cub Scouts. I used to also make chess sets out of Legos. One side would be medieval guys and the other side would be space guys.
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#56 Jul 31 2009 at 12:07 PM Rating: Excellent
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I have a tritium glow-in-the-dark chess set.

Well, I used to.
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#57 Jul 31 2009 at 12:13 PM Rating: Excellent
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Kavekk wrote:
I have a tritium glow-in-the-dark chess set.

Well, I used to.


Haha, I just got that.

Man, I am slow today.

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#58 Jul 31 2009 at 12:13 PM Rating: Good
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I'm trying to find an online monopoly game that's any good. No luck so far.
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#59 Jul 31 2009 at 12:31 PM Rating: Default
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so no one else is going to step up besides smashed?

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#60 Jul 31 2009 at 12:32 PM Rating: Good
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publiusvarus wrote:
so no one else is going to step up besides smashed?



Where's your facebook page?
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#61 Jul 31 2009 at 12:35 PM Rating: Good
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Varus lets play a new game.

Your turn!

Edited, Jul 31st 2009 4:39pm by Timelordwho
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#62 Jul 31 2009 at 12:37 PM Rating: Decent
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publiusvarus wrote:
so no one else is going to step up besides smashed?



Well not right now! I have important forum reading to do, sheesh
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#63 Jul 31 2009 at 12:38 PM Rating: Excellent
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AshOnMyTomatoes wrote:
I used to also make chess sets out of Legos. One side would be medieval guys and the other side would be space guys.

I'm not sure that throwing a bunch of guys on to a checkboard counts as "making a chess set".
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#64 Jul 31 2009 at 12:47 PM Rating: Decent
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I'd totally pwn you guys in Trivial Pursuit.
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we all know liberals are well adjusted american citizens who only want what's best for society. While conservatives are evil money grubbing scum who only want to sh*t on the little man and rob the world of its resources.
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#65 Jul 31 2009 at 12:48 PM Rating: Excellent
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Why won't you guys play me in Connect Four???? You're all scared!!!
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#66 Jul 31 2009 at 12:53 PM Rating: Default
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So Jophed you through with work yet?
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#67 Jul 31 2009 at 12:56 PM Rating: Excellent
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Why won't you guys play me in Connect Four???? You're all scared!!!


Oh I'm so there Jophiel. I'm gona kick ur *** in Connect Four! Then... I'm going to sink your battle ship! Yeah, Thats right!
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#68 Jul 31 2009 at 1:00 PM Rating: Excellent
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publiusvarus wrote:
so no one else is going to step up besides smashed?



Smash hasn't been around all day, and didn't make any chest-thumping noises. Are you sure it was him?

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#69 Jul 31 2009 at 1:03 PM Rating: Default
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Samy,

Unless someone created the smasharoo username it was probably him. But feel free to test my skills.

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#70 Jul 31 2009 at 1:05 PM Rating: Excellent
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Never played. Which way do the little horsies move, again?

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#71 Jul 31 2009 at 1:10 PM Rating: Default
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Samy,

Wouldn't be worth it to play. Unless you have the skills of a master you won't be able to keep up.

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#72 Jul 31 2009 at 1:36 PM Rating: Good
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publiusvarus wrote:
I'd love to see how some of you self-proclaimed intellectuals do in a game of wits.

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Is chess anything like KerPlunk?

I've been playing my 3 year old and he's totaly beating me at it Smiley: frown
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#73 Jul 31 2009 at 2:18 PM Rating: Excellent
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I challenge anyone here to a game of Hi-Ho Cherry-O
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#74 Jul 31 2009 at 2:34 PM Rating: Excellent
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As we can see here, when I gamely went to pit myself against Varus, he was nowhere to be seen. No doubt quivering in a corner somewhere, soaked in his own urine. Also, he was probably afraid to play chess.

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With this, I declare myself Grand Winner of All Chess due to his forfeiture.
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#75 Jul 31 2009 at 3:48 PM Rating: Good
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Damn I haven't played chess in donkeys. Got a glass chess set still lying around...

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#76 Jul 31 2009 at 3:54 PM Rating: Good
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I am completely convinced that varus doesn't own a home computer. He only posts here M-F, 9-5. He says it's because he has better things to do when he's off work than be on a computer, but that's *********
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