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#1 Jul 31 2009 at 9:36 AM Rating: Decent
I'd love to see how some of you self-proclaimed intellectuals do in a game of wits.

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#2 Jul 31 2009 at 10:10 AM Rating: Good
God, I haven't played chess in years. Maybe after work.
#3 Jul 31 2009 at 10:12 AM Rating: Good
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publiusvarus wrote:
game of wits


Ooh, multiple wits!
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#4 Jul 31 2009 at 10:20 AM Rating: Excellent
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Varrus reminds me of the high council or whatever from the original "Planet of the Apes." Which I'm pretty sure were supposed to be fairly blatant parodies of overzealous right-wing politicians anyway, so there you go.

I only mention it here because this thread reminded me of the scene where they're questioning Charlton Heston to test his intelligence, but they're only asking him questions about Ape law and history.
#5 Jul 31 2009 at 10:24 AM Rating: Good
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Dr. Zaius wrote:
Have you forgotten your scripture, the thirteenth scroll? "And Proteus brought the upright beast into the garden and chained him to a tree and the children did make sport of him.


Yes. :)
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#6 Jul 31 2009 at 10:28 AM Rating: Excellent
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I can't deal with chess. LET'S PLAY MONOPOLY! I want to be the thimble.
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Seriously, what the f*ck nature?
#7 Jul 31 2009 at 10:29 AM Rating: Good
Annabella, Goblin in Disguise wrote:
I can't deal with chess. LET'S PLAY MONOPOLY! I want to be the thimble.
I call the Scottie!
#8 Jul 31 2009 at 10:29 AM Rating: Excellent
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I'm the top hat. And if I get Park Place, you BETTER trade me Boardwalk, goddammit. You can have the utilities and railroads.
#9 Jul 31 2009 at 10:30 AM Rating: Good
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I'm the top hat. And if I get Park Place, you BETTER trade me Boardwalk, goddammit. You can have the utilities and railroads.
Pfft. *****, please.
#10 Jul 31 2009 at 10:33 AM Rating: Default
Mindel,

What can't spare 5 or 10 minutes? I promise you'll probably lose in like 3.

#11 Jul 31 2009 at 10:33 AM Rating: Excellent
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Mindel wrote:
AshOnMyTomatoes wrote:
I'm the top hat. And if I get Park Place, you BETTER trade me Boardwalk, goddammit. You can have the utilities and railroads.
Pfft. *****, please.
Oh you'll pass Go all right....

...after you've mortgaged half your property paying me for rent on Boardwalk with a hotel. :)
#12REDACTED, Posted: Jul 31 2009 at 10:34 AM, Rating: Sub-Default, (Expand Post) Anna,
#13 Jul 31 2009 at 10:34 AM Rating: Excellent
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I'm thinking Trouble would be more his speed.
ITS GOTS AN POP-O-MATIC BUBBLE!


Edited, Jul 31st 2009 1:35pm by Usagi
#14 Jul 31 2009 at 10:35 AM Rating: Good
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All I have is Mediterranean and Baltic Avenue. Smiley: frown
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#15 Jul 31 2009 at 10:35 AM Rating: Good
publiusvarus wrote:
Mindel,

What can't spare 5 or 10 minutes? I promise you'll probably lose in like 3.


Pft, like you could beat anyone from the Asylum.
#16 Jul 31 2009 at 10:38 AM Rating: Default
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#17 Jul 31 2009 at 10:40 AM Rating: Good
AshOnMyTomatoes wrote:
Mindel wrote:
AshOnMyTomatoes wrote:
I'm the top hat. And if I get Park Place, you BETTER trade me Boardwalk, goddammit. You can have the utilities and railroads.
Pfft. *****, please.
Oh you'll pass Go all right....

...after you've mortgaged half your property paying me for rent on Boardwalk with a hotel. :)
You can build whatever the fuck you want there Railroads and St. James-Tennessee-New York is where it's at.
#18 Jul 31 2009 at 10:49 AM Rating: Excellent
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publiusvarus wrote:
Smashed got a glimpse of my brilliance.


Smash has an electron microscope?

Nexa, you never said.

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#19 Jul 31 2009 at 10:49 AM Rating: Default
Samy,

Actually we just played a game not 10 minutes ago.
#20 Jul 31 2009 at 11:13 AM Rating: Good
***** chess.

Let's play Scrabble. That was my family game. Mom the English Teacher knew lots of roots and expansions of words. Dad the Crossword Puzzler knew all the really tiny words. And my sisters each brought a different way of thinking to the board, and different, rich vocabularies.

And I usually beat 'em all.
#21 Jul 31 2009 at 11:15 AM Rating: Decent
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It's far too easy to Chinese Room online chess, and knowing a little about Varrus far too likely he'd do it.

'Sides, Go is much more fun.
#22 Jul 31 2009 at 11:15 AM Rating: Excellent
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#23REDACTED, Posted: Jul 31 2009 at 11:16 AM, Rating: Sub-Default, (Expand Post) Chess is the game of royalty. Of course you have to think 3 moves ahead for every piece every time. The challenge is doing it in mere minutes.
#24 Jul 31 2009 at 11:16 AM Rating: Default
Allegory,

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It's far too easy to Chinese Room online chess


What?


So what you're really saying is you think i'll cheat because I could never win otherwise?

Don't be scared.



Edited, Jul 31st 2009 3:20pm by publiusvarus
#25 Jul 31 2009 at 11:21 AM Rating: Good
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publiusvarus wrote:
Chess is the game of royalty. Of course you have to think 3 moves ahead for every piece every time. The challenge is doing it in mere minutes.

It's like a mini-war of will and wit.

I'm pretty sure I've played games more complicated than chess.
#26 Jul 31 2009 at 11:23 AM Rating: Default
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I'm pretty sure I've played games more complicated than chess.


Then chess should be no problem for you. Chessehere.com free games my username is knoxsouthy. Don't you want to be able to brag that you beat me?

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