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Elne Clare and her strange attraction to Emergency Rooms.Follow

#1 Jul 26 2009 at 3:47 PM Rating: Excellent
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Yesterday, while visiting Gettysburg with grandson Ian and myself Elne had another bad attack of Irritable Bowel Syndrome/Colotis. She was taken to Gettysburg Hospital and admitted due to high white blood cell count and inflamed colon. I took the grandson back to Baltimore and returned to spend the night.
Came home this evening to feed cats and work tomorrow then will return to hospital. She has an appointment Wed. with an orthopedic Dr. for her Bastille day broken arm, so I will endeavor to have her discharged or transferred to Baltimore by Tuesday.
This was the same problem, minus the high white cell count that had her in the hospital June 20 to 22.

If one of you has cast a hex on her please remove it.
You don't want to see me angry.

#2 Jul 26 2009 at 3:50 PM Rating: Good
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Just get the colon removed. It's one of those useless organs, right? Like the appendix.
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#3 Jul 26 2009 at 3:53 PM Rating: Excellent
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Get better soon Elne!!! Smiley: flowers
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#4 Jul 26 2009 at 4:14 PM Rating: Excellent
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TirithRR wrote:
Just get the colon removed. It's one of those useless organs, right? Like the appendix.

Some would argue that the semicolon is superfluous; the colonless life is a pain in the *** however.

#5 Jul 26 2009 at 5:34 PM Rating: Good
trickybeck wrote:
TirithRR wrote:
Just get the colon removed. It's one of those useless organs, right? Like the appendix.

Some would argue that the semicolon is superfluous; the colonless life is a pain in the *** however.



Sounds like a real ****** proposition.
#6 Jul 26 2009 at 8:03 PM Rating: Excellent
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Aw, dang it, Sorrry to hear she is having such a rough time. Tell her to get well soon!
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#7 Jul 27 2009 at 4:45 AM Rating: Decent
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Bummer, send well-wishes to EC.
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#8 Jul 27 2009 at 4:46 AM Rating: Decent
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The Great BrownDuck wrote:
trickybeck wrote:
TirithRR wrote:
Just get the colon removed. It's one of those useless organs, right? Like the appendix.

Some would argue that the semicolon is superfluous; the colonless life is a pain in the *** however.



Sounds like a real sh*tty proposition.
If we all did it, we could start a -movement.
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#9REDACTED, Posted: Jul 27 2009 at 5:12 AM, Rating: Sub-Default, (Expand Post) Just think under Obamacare a couple of pills would fix her right up.
#10 Jul 27 2009 at 5:14 AM Rating: Decent
Sounds like antifreeze poisoning takes forever.
#11 Jul 27 2009 at 5:46 AM Rating: Good
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Her dad lived as a semi-colon after his cancer.
The problem is not being a a pain in the ***, it is getting the *** in the proper location. ie over the bed pan or toilet.
Bed pan but is kind of funny to look at however. Maybe I will take a picture.
#12 Jul 29 2009 at 2:47 PM Rating: Excellent
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I'm back.

Doctor said that the next time the cramps start, don't worry about finding the nearest bathroom and get right away to the ER. I went into septic shock and my kidneys had already shut down before I got to the ER.

Th.ey were 100% better after one day though of pushing IV fluids into me and pumping me full of anti-biologics.

I'm sure glad I hadn't open any of those attachments BT sent me. I'm not that easy to get rid of.

Virus, I don't have to worry about Obama getting health care package passed for m medical care. Right now I get more then just a few pills and you help pay for them with your taxes.

Medicaid is already covering my hospital and doctors bills and my state only charges me a small co-pay of $1 to $3. for some of the medicines I take. None of the plans being talked about in Congress, is trying to take away my health care insurance.

Now if the country could grow some balls, Congress would just tell the health care insurance and pharmaceutical companies to shove it where the sun don't shine and pass a single payer system.

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This Post is written in Elnese, If it was an actual Post, it would make sense.
#13 Jul 29 2009 at 3:14 PM Rating: Good
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Glad you're already up and around Elne! Smiley: flowers
#14 Jul 29 2009 at 4:24 PM Rating: Decent
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Thumbelyna Quick Hands wrote:
Glad you're already up and around Elne! Smiley: flowers


and kicking butt :)

welcome back
#15 Jul 29 2009 at 4:33 PM Rating: Decent
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trickybeck wrote:
TirithRR wrote:
Just get the colon removed. It's one of those useless organs, right? Like the appendix.

Some would argue that the semicolon is superfluous; the colonless life is a pain in the *** however.



Only fools argue that, without semicolons everyone would be splicing commas left and right.
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