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#27 Jul 23 2009 at 5:51 AM Rating: Good
Mindel wrote:
I had gay sex with myself last night. Oh vintage erotica, I can always count on you.


Yeah, no. That time of the month, etc.
#28 Jul 23 2009 at 5:52 AM Rating: Excellent
Lady Kalivha wrote:
Mindel wrote:
I had gay sex with myself last night. Oh vintage erotica, I can always count on you.


Yeah, no. That time of the month, etc.
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#29 Jul 23 2009 at 5:58 AM Rating: Excellent
Lady Kalivha wrote:
Mindel wrote:
I had gay sex with myself last night. Oh vintage erotica, I can always count on you.


Yeah, no. That time of the month, etc.


You don't ********** because of that...?

Dude, that sucks.
#30 Jul 23 2009 at 6:01 AM Rating: Excellent
Belkira the Tulip wrote:
Lady Kalivha wrote:
Mindel wrote:
I had gay sex with myself last night. Oh vintage erotica, I can always count on you.


Yeah, no. That time of the month, etc.


You don't ********** because of that...?

Dude, that sucks.
It's fun. Like fingerpainting.
#31 Jul 23 2009 at 6:03 AM Rating: Excellent
This thread is not a place for that, Mindel.
#32 Jul 23 2009 at 6:04 AM Rating: Excellent
Vagina Dentata,
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Mindel wrote:
Belkira the Tulip wrote:
Lady Kalivha wrote:
Mindel wrote:
I had gay sex with myself last night. Oh vintage erotica, I can always count on you.


Yeah, no. That time of the month, etc.


You don't ********** because of that...?

Dude, that sucks.
It's fun. Like fingerpainting.


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#33 Jul 23 2009 at 6:06 AM Rating: Excellent
NixNot wrote:
This thread is not a place for that, Mindel.
This thread is now about menstrual blood art.

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#34 Jul 23 2009 at 6:07 AM Rating: Excellent
Srsly haet U.
#35 Jul 23 2009 at 6:09 AM Rating: Good
NixNot wrote:
Srsly haet U.
But she paints such pretty pictures.

With blood.

That comes out of her uterus.

Edited, Jul 23rd 2009 10:09am by Mindel
#36 Jul 23 2009 at 6:09 AM Rating: Excellent
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Mindel wrote:
NixNot wrote:
This thread is not a place for that, Mindel.
This thread is now about menstrual blood art.
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#37 Jul 23 2009 at 6:17 AM Rating: Excellent
This thread sucks.
#38 Jul 23 2009 at 6:20 AM Rating: Excellent
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Smiley: laugh

Glad you had awesome guilt-free sexy fun tiem.

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#39 Jul 23 2009 at 6:21 AM Rating: Excellent
NixNot wrote:
This thread sucks.
Srsly loev u, Nix. <3
#40 Jul 23 2009 at 6:57 AM Rating: Good
Mindel, go **** yourself. You ruined a beautiful thread about me having perverted sex. You marred it with your menstrual art, which I can appreciate on an artistic, shock media level, but it does not have a place here in this gay sex thread.

Some days I question our friendship, Mindel. Some days, I think you don't even know me.




So anyway, does anyone have tips for dealing with sore muscles? My shoulders and thighs are sore from that wicked hogtie I got put into.
#41 Jul 23 2009 at 6:59 AM Rating: Excellent
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Were you late coughing up the safety word or was your mouth otherwise occupied?
#42 Jul 23 2009 at 7:01 AM Rating: Excellent
I only use safety words when one of my joints is about to pop out of a socket.
#43 Jul 23 2009 at 7:02 AM Rating: Good
I don't have much space for my own stuff here. Smiley: mad
And the walls are thin. I've heard my neighbour **** before, and here my neighbours are RJ's family.

I want my own place again.
#44 Jul 23 2009 at 7:04 AM Rating: Excellent
Lady Kalivha wrote:
I want my own place again.
One of the main reasons that me and Leo have decided on saving for a house instead of a condo, or warehouse space, is because we both really want a basement dungeon.
#45 Jul 23 2009 at 7:11 AM Rating: Excellent
NixNot wrote:
Mindel, go @#%^ yourself. You ruined a beautiful thread about me having perverted sex. You marred it with your menstrual art, which I can appreciate on an artistic, shock media level, but it does not have a place here in this gay sex thread.

Some days I question our friendship, Mindel. Some days, I think you don't even know me.




So anyway, does anyone have tips for dealing with sore muscles? My shoulders and thighs are sore from that wicked hogtie I got put into.
I had a girl draw on my belly with menstrual blood once. THERE'S SUM GAY SEX FOR YOU!
#46 Jul 23 2009 at 7:14 AM Rating: Excellent
Srsly ******* haet U.
#47 Jul 23 2009 at 7:24 AM Rating: Good
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NixNot wrote:
Rope doesn't cut off my circulation, cuffs do.


the pain is half the fun anyway :D

Good job Nix. Thats a pretty hot night :D
#48 Jul 23 2009 at 7:50 AM Rating: Good
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Nix, hey.

Did we **** when we had lunch? My friend kept insisting that we did. In his defense he can't think of any reason for 2 gay men to get together besides the possibility of a sexual rendezvous. Since I hadn't really had sex since Nov of '07 (well prior to that same weekend), I sometimes forget what people do when they 'do it'. So if we did 'do it' can you tell me so I can tell the rest of the OOT?
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#49 Jul 23 2009 at 8:00 AM Rating: Excellent
NixNot wrote:
Srsly @#%^ing haet U.
It tickled.
#50 Jul 23 2009 at 8:35 AM Rating: Good
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NixNot wrote:
I only use safety words when one of my joints is about to pop out of a socket.

Just be careful you don't forget your safety word or bad things can happen. iMean, look what happened to Jesus when he forgot his.

too soon?
#51 Jul 23 2009 at 9:33 AM Rating: Good
I'd also like to add that I have a tendency to fall asleep while ******** I do not want to wake up and find the whole room covered in menstrual blood. Smiley: lol
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