1. Got a random call from an old **** buddy of mine who lives out of state.
2. Made plans to go have a beer, then go **** like monkeys in his posh hotel.
3. Texted Leo "Going to play with Sir from out of town, you're on your own for dinner, don't wait up."
4. Got a text back saying "Condoms are in the bottom drawer of the dresser. Have fun."
5. Enjoyed a delicious dinner from room service.
6. Spend the remainder of the evening, tied up, and obeying orders.
7. Came home with rope burns, and clothes pin divots.
8. Will be sore as **** tomorrow, but it was totally worth it.
9. Got the OoT to not only think about me having sex, but think about me having perverted sex.
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Sounds like a pretty standard Wednesday.
Tarub wrote:
Sounds like a pretty standard Wednesday.
Leo got revenge on you for seeing another man, Nix, all the condoms had holes poked in them.
Oh wait...
Oh wait...
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"We don't just borrow words; on occasion, English has pursued other languages down alleyways to beat them unconscious and rifle their pockets for new vocabulary."
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Leo got revenge on you for seeing another man, Nix, all the condoms had holes poked in them.
Oh wait...
Oh wait...
You can get pregnant from ****, where do you think Chavs come from ?
Gay sex.
Tarub wrote:
is awesome.
NixNot wrote:
1. Got a random call from an old @#%^ buddy of mine who lives out of state.
2. Made plans to go have a beer, then go @#%^ like monkeys in his posh hotel.
3. Texted Leo "Going to play with Sir from out of town, you're on your own for dinner, don't wait up."
4. Got a text back saying "Condoms are in the bottom drawer of the dresser. Have fun."
5. Enjoyed a delicious dinner from room service.
6. Spend the remainder of the evening, tied up, and obeying orders.
7. Came home with rope burns, and clothes pin divots.
8. Will be sore as @#%^ tomorrow, but it was totally worth it.
9. Got the OoT to not only think about me having sex, but think about me having perverted sex.
2. Made plans to go have a beer, then go @#%^ like monkeys in his posh hotel.
3. Texted Leo "Going to play with Sir from out of town, you're on your own for dinner, don't wait up."
4. Got a text back saying "Condoms are in the bottom drawer of the dresser. Have fun."
5. Enjoyed a delicious dinner from room service.
6. Spend the remainder of the evening, tied up, and obeying orders.
7. Came home with rope burns, and clothes pin divots.
8. Will be sore as @#%^ tomorrow, but it was totally worth it.
9. Got the OoT to not only think about me having sex, but think about me having perverted sex.
Oh, that was you!?
Love,
PunkFloyd
PunkFloyd
Bondage cuffs instead of rope will cut the rope burn out of your fun!
Rope and rug burn is part of the fun. Stop being bad at everything.
Rope doesn't cut off my circulation, cuffs do.
NixNot wrote:
Rope doesn't cut off my circulation, cuffs do.
I hear straight jackets don't cut off circulation and lead to some crazy sex.
The One and Only Poldaran wrote:
NixNot wrote:
Rope doesn't cut off my circulation, cuffs do.
I hear straight jackets don't cut off circulation and lead to some crazy sex.
Also, there is the traditional ceiling-mounted sling.
As usual, NixNot posts, I come in and post, and he leaves.
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I hope you are celibate for the next month.
I hope fat hetero girls hit on you.
I hope you fall asleep and dream of Tailmon sitting on your face.
< / 3
I hope you are celibate for the next month.
I hope fat hetero girls hit on you.
I hope you fall asleep and dream of Tailmon sitting on your face.
remorajunbao wrote:
One day I'm going to fly to Canada and open the curtains in your office.
HAY BIJOU! LOOK OVER HERE, I'M PAYING ATTENTION TO YOU!
Straight jackets are fun. If the arm straps are laced too tight though, they can really hurt your shoulders.
Straight jackets are fun. If the arm straps are laced too tight though, they can really hurt your shoulders.
NixNot wrote:
Straight jackets are fun. If the arm straps are laced too tight though, they can really hurt your shoulders.
Less visible than rope burns, but just as satisfying?
Nah, hurt shoulders is a kind of non sexual pain. Rope burn marks are a consequence of great sex.
Time for bed, I'm exhausted.
Time for bed, I'm exhausted.
You should really come out to the Black Hills for Biker Week.
There will be 390878258893259 bears out here, y'know.
There will be 390878258893259 bears out here, y'know.
remorajunbao wrote:
One day I'm going to fly to Canada and open the curtains in your office.
NixNot wrote:
HAY BIJOU! LOOK OVER HERE, I'M PAYING ATTENTION TO YOU!
Straight jackets are fun. If the arm straps are laced too tight though, they can really hurt your shoulders.
Straight jackets are fun. If the arm straps are laced too tight though, they can really hurt your shoulders.
Edited, Jul 23rd 2009 7:50am by Mindel
Indecent Proposal 2, now with moar Nix!
Why do I hear so much about gay sex lately? Is it gay sex week, an no one has told me?
I should go up to Nottingham andrape satisfy fatalillusion. 
I should go up to Nottingham and
It's because gay sex is so awesome that everyone needs to hear about it, at all times, forever.
Lady Kalivha wrote:
Why do I hear so much about gay sex lately? Is it gay sex week, an no one has told me?
I should go up to Nottingham andrape satisfy fatalillusion.
I should go up to Nottingham and
NixNot wrote:
It's because gay sex is so awesome that everyone needs to hear about it, at all times, forever.
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