1. Got a random call from an old **** buddy of mine who lives out of state.
2. Made plans to go have a beer, then go **** like monkeys in his posh hotel.
3. Texted Leo "Going to play with Sir from out of town, you're on your own for dinner, don't wait up."
4. Got a text back saying "Condoms are in the bottom drawer of the dresser. Have fun."
5. Enjoyed a delicious dinner from room service.
6. Spend the remainder of the evening, tied up, and obeying orders.
7. Came home with rope burns, and clothes pin divots.
8. Will be sore as **** tomorrow, but it was totally worth it.
9. Got the OoT to not only think about me having sex, but think about me having perverted sex.