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Nah, I started on this team. If it weren't for the cursed drink, I would probably have my gold star.
You realize if a guy get's drunk and has sex with another guy he'd, at the very least, be considered a closet homosexual right? No heterosexual male would ever get drunk and say to himself "you know I want to get f*cked in the as* tonight." Just because you live in a liberal bastion don't be afraid to be who you really are. It's ok to be straight; although your ******** friends might take offense.
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