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#1 Jul 15 2009 at 12:20 PM Rating: Decent
From Lum the Mad's blog, meet the nuttiest videogame patent ever made, along with it's creator, who is prone to making such profound statements as:

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Yes--to you and many fanboy MBAs, killing hookers and unarmed women may be exciting and titillating and profound, while words exalting the timeless wisdom of the Great Books and Classics are "inane" "walls of text." Just as Sauron created armies of soulless Orcs in The Lord of The Rings, the fiatocracy is creating armies of fatherless MBA fanboys in our real world (who plundered/destroyed Merrill/AIG/BEar/Lehman as if they were playing GTA/Fallout).

The fanboy MBAs lack the Zeus/Moses spirit of classic, epic justice; so that they find the glorious Constitution and its epic, classical underpinnings to be nothing more than inane, "giant walls of text." The fiatocracy has succeeded in an epic manner--just look at our soulless games, our soulless culture, our soulless academies, and our withering families and economy, for Aristotle reminds us that "when storytelling declines, the result is decadence."

Do you really think you can chainsaw Aristotle with that Lancer there, or blow away Socrates with your mere BFG? Even if you do, his words will yet dictate tomorrow's renaissance in games:


This is just a reply to a COMMENT on a blog. You can't even tl;dr it. I had to add line breaks to make it readable.

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#2 Jul 15 2009 at 12:39 PM Rating: Decent
This isn't Internet crazy, this is just RL crazy with the means to file patents attached.
#3 Jul 15 2009 at 12:40 PM Rating: Excellent
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I'm most surprised that Lum the Mad is still around.
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#4 Jul 15 2009 at 12:42 PM Rating: Excellent
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Yeah, same. And it took me a while to figure out that by MBAs he actually meant.... MBAs. I thought it must be some newfangled Intertubes meme.

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#5 Jul 15 2009 at 4:15 PM Rating: Excellent
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He posted here a few times wayyyy back in the day. Well, here being the everquest forum when this was that. but yeah.
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#6 Jul 15 2009 at 7:13 PM Rating: Good
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I'm most surprised that Lum the Mad is still around.


Did he finally make it out of his sphere?

That's where I saw him last.
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#7 Jul 15 2009 at 7:18 PM Rating: Good
This reads like it was written by a schizophrenic.

And I mean that in a dead serious way, it reads just like my sister's ramblings, and she's certifiably bonkers. (She thinks she's Jesus.)
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