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#1 Jul 14 2009 at 2:19 PM Rating: Excellent
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#2 Jul 14 2009 at 2:29 PM Rating: Good
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#7 Jul 14 2009 at 4:25 PM Rating: Good
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Bastille day! I hope Red had a lovely time Smiley: smile

I do feel we British miss out on some of the fun of national holidays. The Americans have independance day from the taxing British. The French, freedom from themselves Smiley: dubious

Maybe we should storm the Gherkin and create a "Gherkin day" for giggles. I'm just wondering what to storm it about ..
#8 Jul 14 2009 at 5:06 PM Rating: Good
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GwynapNud the Eccentric wrote:
Bastille day! I hope Red had a lovely time Smiley: smile

I do feel we British miss out on some of the fun of national holidays. The Americans have independance day from the taxing British. The French, freedom from themselves Smiley: dubious

Maybe we should storm the Gherkin and create a "Gherkin day" for giggles. I'm just wondering what to storm it about ..


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#9 Jul 14 2009 at 5:10 PM Rating: Excellent
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Somethign about cheese?
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#10 Jul 14 2009 at 5:12 PM Rating: Good
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You could celebrate the guy related to Cheddar man as a symbol of the British. It could be something about resistance to change. Simple pleasures. Cheese.
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#11 Jul 14 2009 at 6:09 PM Rating: Good
You need to know the correct order of St David's Day, St Patrick's Day, St George's Day and St Andrew's Day to become British. I had to look up St David.

Also, the best holiday ever has got to be May Day.
Or Pentecost, because that's when all the cool designers sell their old summer collections at 80% off.
#12 Jul 14 2009 at 6:17 PM Rating: Excellent
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#13 Jul 14 2009 at 6:57 PM Rating: Decent
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How about the Brits make a national holiday celebrating tea?
#14 Jul 14 2009 at 7:13 PM Rating: Good
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How about the Brits make a national holiday celebrating tea?


That would involve lots of pissing.
#15 Jul 14 2009 at 7:18 PM Rating: Decent
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Fine. What about beer? Theres no pissing in that.
#16 Jul 14 2009 at 7:41 PM Rating: Good
Beer makes me **** a lot, too.

I wouldn't mind either, anyway, but I don't think anyone except Gwyn would think I had a say in the matter.
#17 Jul 15 2009 at 12:49 AM Rating: Excellent
Merci, cher compatriote! Enfin, presque-compatriote.

It's always quite a special day for us Frenchies. It's the day when we stormed a prison where virtually no one was imprisoned. When we overthrew monarchy, only to replace it with an even more bloody regime. When we ablished slavery. Before switching back to a Monarchy. And then having an Emperor. And then reinstating slavery. And then going to war with all of Europe.

So yeah, good times. And to celebrate all this, I had a bottle of wine and watched Flight of the Conchords. Dubbed in French.

Anyway, here's a little Article about our dear France, from today's paper. This story encapsulates quite well what France is like these days: sturglling to adapt to modernity, except when it's not.


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France is a country of rigid rules, apart from all the exceptions. Looked at another way, it is a country where the exception is the rule. Since that is the rule there are, of course, many exceptions. Pity, then, President Nicolas Sarkozy as he tilts, Don Quixote-like, against the French ban on Sunday trading which has existed since 1906.

Ban? What ban? If you enter any small French town or large village on a Sunday morning, there will be at least one bakery and at least one butcher's shop open (something unthinkable in small-town Britain). French cities and large towns have dozens of such shops to choose from. The variations are endless.

Today, the French national assembly, the lower house of parliament, will almost certainly approve a new draft law which seeks to give clarity and common sense to this jumble

But in order to gain the support of rebellious members of his own party, the Union pour un Mouvement Populaire (UMP), M. Sarkozy's new law has been peppered with exceptions of its own. It would be foolish to expect anything else. This is, after all, France. No one can be expected to eat day-old bread; or paté; or lamb chops. Food shops and markets already have a complete exception from the Sunday-trading ban, except for large supermarkets, except in some areas where (as an exception to the exception), they are allowed to open (but not usually in the winter, spring and autumn.)

If you go to the inner suburbs of Paris or Lille or Marseilles on a Sunday (but not to Lyon) you will find many large stores and malls open which are covered by local exceptions, which may or may not be entirely legal. These exceptions apply mostly to "leisure activities", which include, for some reason, buying furniture. There are also exceptions for "tourist areas" which means that some parts of Paris – the Marais area for instance – are a hive of commercial activity on a Sunday and others are not.

President Sarkozy likes to complain that the Sunday-shopping ban applies to the southern side of the Avenue des Champs Elysées but not to the northern side. This is, unfortunately, a myth. The ban applies to both sides of the most beautiful avenue in the world (except those shops with exceptions, which happen mostly to be on the northern side.)

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#18 Jul 15 2009 at 2:41 AM Rating: Good
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Before switching back to a Monarchy


I wouldn't worry too much about that, it seems to be natural. Before you've even mopped up the blood from getting rid of the last monarch some ******* always seems to think "I know what'd be a good idea! Let's have a king again!".

Anyway, happy storming of 'le' bastille day.
#19 Jul 15 2009 at 3:02 PM Rating: Decent
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Why did they storm the Bastille anyway? Something to do with the king hiding wine and cheese in it?
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Why did they storm the Bastille anyway? Something to do with the king hiding wine and cheese in it?


To save the princess. But apparently the princess is in another castle.
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