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I just hang a wet bath towel on my wang and do lifts.
publiusvarus wrote:
we all know liberals are well adjusted american citizens who only want what's best for society. While conservatives are evil money grubbing scum who only want to sh*t on the little man and rob the world of its resources.
Debalic wrote:
I just hang a wet bath towel on my wang and do lifts.
Weights or GTFO. NSFW
Edited, Jul 19th 2009 1:17pm by Exodus
A wet bath towel weighs plenty, and I'm not looking to rip or pull that muscle.
Besides, that pic looks like a DIY circumcision kit, and I'm already cut, thank you!
Besides, that pic looks like a DIY circumcision kit, and I'm already cut, thank you!
publiusvarus wrote:
we all know liberals are well adjusted american citizens who only want what's best for society. While conservatives are evil money grubbing scum who only want to sh*t on the little man and rob the world of its resources.
oooww omg owwww, I don't even have a ***** and that caused me pain. GAH!
Oh there are pictures of much worse out there. Some people have an obsession bout cutting that certain extension of the male body. /gulp
Dipster wrote:
Oh there are pictures of much worse out there. Some people have an obsession bout cutting that certain extension of the male body. /gulp
Damn Jews.
publiusvarus wrote:
we all know liberals are well adjusted american citizens who only want what's best for society. While conservatives are evil money grubbing scum who only want to sh*t on the little man and rob the world of its resources.
Think about baseball! Janet Reno works also.
Quote:
I just hang a wet bath towel on my wang and do lifts.
Now I'm not completely sure if you were making a joke or if you were serious and I should try it.
If I go with number 2 and it WAS a joke I might hurt myself badsy-bad. :<
I don't like feeling pain in that particular area.
I use my ***** to bend girders.
TherealLogros wrote:
Quote:
I just hang a wet bath towel on my wang and do lifts.
Now I'm not completely sure if you were making a joke or if you were serious and I should try it.
If I go with number 2 and it WAS a joke I might hurt myself badsy-bad. :<
I don't like feeling pain in that particular area.
Start with a dry face cloth?
Here's the thing-- sex for women isn't by-and-large the act itself, but rather the wooing and lead-up to sex. Case in point: For years I was mystified by my wife's assertion that she found it incredibly sexy to see me voluntarily and unasked to perform chores around the house. The connection between interaction beyond the physical and sex was something foreign to my male mind. Eventually I stopped trying to understand it and just accepted that truism. The mathematical formula for this is--
Helping around the house + talking + listening = sex
That being said, as a rule penetration causes female arousal to cease. While there are always exceptions to the rule, once actual sexual intercourse takes place the female's rate of arousal slows considerably or stops entirely. Moreover, sawing away for minutes at a time (or hours if **** were to be believed) does not induce screaming fits of ecstacy by the woman as is often portrayed in film, but rather produces a deadening of the nerve endings and eventually soreness.
The size of a man and his equipment has no direct effect on a woman's pleasure except that which is strictly psychological. The saying, "It's not how deep you fish, but how you wiggle your worm" states it succinctly.
Totem
Helping around the house + talking + listening = sex
That being said, as a rule penetration causes female arousal to cease. While there are always exceptions to the rule, once actual sexual intercourse takes place the female's rate of arousal slows considerably or stops entirely. Moreover, sawing away for minutes at a time (or hours if **** were to be believed) does not induce screaming fits of ecstacy by the woman as is often portrayed in film, but rather produces a deadening of the nerve endings and eventually soreness.
The size of a man and his equipment has no direct effect on a woman's pleasure except that which is strictly psychological. The saying, "It's not how deep you fish, but how you wiggle your worm" states it succinctly.
Totem
Totem wrote:
The size of a man and his equipment has no direct effect on a woman's pleasure...
Not entirely true. Too wide and too long can sometimes be painful...
Belkira the Tulip wrote:
Totem wrote:
The size of a man and his equipment has no direct effect on a woman's pleasure...
Not entirely true. Too wide and too long can sometimes be painful...
TherealLogros wrote:
Quote:
I just hang a wet bath towel on my wang and do lifts.
Now I'm not completely sure if you were making a joke or if you were serious and I should try it.
If I go with number 2 and it WAS a joke I might hurt myself badsy-bad. :<
I don't like feeling pain in that particular area.
Would you like to see pictures? Video?
publiusvarus wrote:
we all know liberals are well adjusted american citizens who only want what's best for society. While conservatives are evil money grubbing scum who only want to sh*t on the little man and rob the world of its resources.
Debalic wrote:
TherealLogros wrote:
Quote:
I just hang a wet bath towel on my wang and do lifts.
Now I'm not completely sure if you were making a joke or if you were serious and I should try it.
If I go with number 2 and it WAS a joke I might hurt myself badsy-bad. :<
I don't like feeling pain in that particular area.
Would you like to see pictures? Video?
You have videos of yourself doing this?
Guys its very @#%^ing simple, if you want to last longer, and I mean really really long it doesn't take much. Now it does pretty much ruin sex, but you can hump til you fall dead.
Duh its just a condom.....
I'm being pretty damn serious, I went from dating a girl for 2 years, about a year and a half of that with no rubber....then when we broke up went back to using them. I'm in good physical shape, but sometimes I couldn't make myself blow one....I actually had to fake a few orgasms....now oddly enough I"m back with the ex.
Edit: Wow read the rest of the thread, decided to mention how much I hate condoms.
The girl right after the condomless ex had a problem, she came quickly. I'm talking under 5 minutes. And she wouldn't be able to move for about another 5 minutes....So I'm in a rubber, not feeling ****....waiting 5 minutes to do anything else. Its one of those ********** my life, I just made this girl come but now I either lost my ***** or got blue balls" moments...
Edited, Jul 24th 2009 11:16pm by HunterGamma
Duh its just a condom.....
I'm being pretty damn serious, I went from dating a girl for 2 years, about a year and a half of that with no rubber....then when we broke up went back to using them. I'm in good physical shape, but sometimes I couldn't make myself blow one....I actually had to fake a few orgasms....now oddly enough I"m back with the ex.
Edit: Wow read the rest of the thread, decided to mention how much I hate condoms.
The girl right after the condomless ex had a problem, she came quickly. I'm talking under 5 minutes. And she wouldn't be able to move for about another 5 minutes....So I'm in a rubber, not feeling ****....waiting 5 minutes to do anything else. Its one of those ********** my life, I just made this girl come but now I either lost my ***** or got blue balls" moments...
Edited, Jul 24th 2009 11:16pm by HunterGamma
Sadly that is called "Dirty Old Man Syndrome." Sucks to be you. ;)
Totem
Totem
Sir Exodus wrote:
You have videos of yourself doing this?
Not yet, but it's easy enough. You interested?
publiusvarus wrote:
we all know liberals are well adjusted american citizens who only want what's best for society. While conservatives are evil money grubbing scum who only want to sh*t on the little man and rob the world of its resources.
Debalic wrote:
Sir Exodus wrote:
You have videos of yourself doing this?
Not yet, but it's easy enough. You interested?
Sure. Why not?
I might have to take notes.
Totem wrote:
Here's the thing-- sex for women isn't by-and-large the act itself, but rather the wooing and lead-up to sex. Case in point: For years I was mystified by my wife's assertion that she found it incredibly sexy to see me voluntarily and unasked to perform chores around the house. The connection between interaction beyond the physical and sex was something foreign to my male mind. Eventually I stopped trying to understand it and just accepted that truism. The mathematical formula for this is--
Helping around the house + talking + listening = sex
That being said, as a rule penetration causes female arousal to cease. While there are always exceptions to the rule, once actual sexual intercourse takes place the female's rate of arousal slows considerably or stops entirely. Moreover, sawing away for minutes at a time (or hours if **** were to be believed) does not induce screaming fits of ecstacy by the woman as is often portrayed in film, but rather produces a deadening of the nerve endings and eventually soreness.
The size of a man and his equipment has no direct effect on a woman's pleasure except that which is strictly psychological. The saying, "It's not how deep you fish, but how you wiggle your worm" states it succinctly.
Totem
Helping around the house + talking + listening = sex
That being said, as a rule penetration causes female arousal to cease. While there are always exceptions to the rule, once actual sexual intercourse takes place the female's rate of arousal slows considerably or stops entirely. Moreover, sawing away for minutes at a time (or hours if **** were to be believed) does not induce screaming fits of ecstacy by the woman as is often portrayed in film, but rather produces a deadening of the nerve endings and eventually soreness.
The size of a man and his equipment has no direct effect on a woman's pleasure except that which is strictly psychological. The saying, "It's not how deep you fish, but how you wiggle your worm" states it succinctly.
Totem
Not for me, get up and help clean the house you slob, isn't a turn on for me, it's a must!
And your rule is wrong, for me.
And size does matter, if you are like a pencil, sorry bub, but you need to be REALLY creative to make up for lack of girth because being long and skinny, ewww. If you are short like a coke can, same story. And I prefer cut to uncut.
Mistress Darqflame wrote:
Not for me, get up and help clean the house you slob, isn't a turn on for me, it's a must!
And your rule is wrong, for me.
And size does matter, if you are like a pencil, sorry bub, but you need to be REALLY creative to make up for lack of girth because being long and skinny, ewww. If you are short like a coke can, same story. And I prefer cut to uncut.
And your rule is wrong, for me.
And size does matter, if you are like a pencil, sorry bub, but you need to be REALLY creative to make up for lack of girth because being long and skinny, ewww. If you are short like a coke can, same story. And I prefer cut to uncut.
How YOU doin'?
publiusvarus wrote:
we all know liberals are well adjusted american citizens who only want what's best for society. While conservatives are evil money grubbing scum who only want to sh*t on the little man and rob the world of its resources.
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